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[Julio12345]

fuck this milf down the street she's so fucking hot and she's single do you guy's know any tips on how should i get her? I have like 8% body fat so i have a pretty good body too. I'm only like 18 years old.

 

[CherryBomb24]

yeah - my advice.
When your balls drop, find someone your own age, maybe...just MAYBE you might have a chance getting some "pussy."
But - if you're rude and degrading as much as you were in this post, your chances of being a 40 year old virgin are relatively high.



"only like 18 years old"

seriously?
do the trolls every stop? Is there such a thing as a "troll shooter" so we can just pick 'em off as they come?

 

[MisterSir]

fuck this milf down the street she's so fucking hot and she's single do you guy's know any tips on how should i get her? I have like 8% body fat so i have a pretty good body too. I'm only like 18 years old.

...

I'm getting too old for this shit.

 

[Eilan]

Try treating her like a person instead of a notch on your bedpost and see where that gets you. Also keep in mind that 8% bodyfat is pretty meaningless if your IQ isn't much higher than that.

 

[CherryBomb24]

Try treating her like a person instead of a notch on your bedpost and see where that gets you. Also keep in mind that 8% bodyfat is pretty meaningless if your IQ isn't much higher than that.

LOL!
So...Eilan...are you single? lol jk

 

[Eilan]

So...Eilan...are you single?

I'm amazed that I'm not single.

 

[CherryBomb24]

lol

 

[DrRamulak]

yeah - my advice.
When your balls drop, find someone your own age, maybe...just MAYBE you might have a chance getting some "pussy."
But - if you're rude and degrading as much as you were in this post, your chances of being a 40 year old virgin are relatively high.



"only like 18 years old"

seriously?
do the trolls every stop? Is there such a thing as a "troll shooter" so we can just pick 'em off as they come?

Wow, you're using the "balls drop" line in multiple threads? How fucking lame.

 

[DrRamulak]

Pathetic

yeah - my advice.
When your balls drop, find someone your own age, maybe...just MAYBE you might have a chance getting some "pussy."
But - if you're rude and degrading as much as you were in this post, your chances of being a 40 year old virgin are relatively high.



"only like 18 years old"

seriously?
do the trolls every stop? Is there such a thing as a "troll shooter" so we can just pick 'em off as they come?

Wow, you're using the "balls drop" line in multiple threads? How fucking lame.

 

[DrRamulak]

Try treating her like a person instead of a notch on your bedpost and see where that gets you. Also keep in mind that 8% bodyfat is pretty meaningless if your IQ isn't much higher than that.

Do you ever have any useful advice at all?

Or is your mission in life to be a snarky useless turd?

What's the joy in playing morality police on a sex forum?

Or is this just a big ploy to avoid giving your hubby anal?

 

[DrRamulak]

lol

Clever!

Not!

 

[silverwhisper]

i see i need to adjust my user profile.

ed

 

[DrRamulak]

fuck this milf down the street she's so fucking hot and she's single do you guy's know any tips on how should i get her? I have like 8% body fat so i have a pretty good body too. I'm only like 18 years old.

I'd recommend checking her medicine cabinet when you clean her pool. If she's not got much there, or at most some herpes drugs, I'd say you're good to go.

If she's got significant proscribed painkillers, then you've got to let her make the first move. She might be a total slut, but she might be one of the Stepford wives who plagues the HT forum.

 

[jtf71961]

I'd recommend checking her medicine cabinet when you clean her pool. If she's not got much there, or at most some herpes drugs, I'd say you're good to go.
Originally Posted by Eilan
Try treating her like a person instead of a notch on your bedpost and see where that gets you. Also keep in mind that 8% bodyfat is pretty meaningless if your IQ isn't much higher than that.

Do you ever have any useful advice at all?

Or is your mission in life to be a snarky useless turd?

What's the joy in playing morality police on a sex forum?

Or is this just a big ploy to avoid giving your hubby anal?

If she's got significant proscribed painkillers, then you've got to let her make the first move. She might be a total slut, but she might be one of the Stepford wives who plagues the HT forum.

You must be trying to just increase your amount of posts by the substances of your posts you make, because they are pretty meaningless and worthless!

 

[DrRamulak]

You must be trying to just increase your amount of posts by the substances of your posts you make, because they are pretty meaningless and worthless!

Can't blame me for going with the going rate.

Though if you were actually literate you'd see a couple other levels of meaning. But that's ok.

Just don't hate the playa, hate the game.

 

[RawHumor]

I'm only like 18 years old.

Like 18? So, um, 17? 16? 20?

Just don't hate the playa, hate the game.

And you're a MWM?

Are you also "like 18"?

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Do you ever have any useful advice at all?

Or is your mission in life to be a snarky useless turd?

Pot.

Kettle.

*clicks ignore with a sigh of relief*

 

[emap]

Ah but velvet he's pathetically funny.

I mean seriously, he tries to be biting but doesn't manage to do anything but recite the same tired song as every virgin who is tired of being a virgin but can't get laid.

Besides you will find the forums more interesting when you simply selective read what is posted. Usually I simply skip the doofus boy wannabe's though sometimes it's fun to play with their posts, reading every third word can get you to laugh especially at the longer posts.

So the one you linked:
Do have advice or in a turd

You can also add in certain words to make it even more amusing:
Do you have advice or am I in a turd

 

[ImOnIt]

Pot can retreat into his own thread. Amiright? Also, the OP 'julio12345' just wrote one line and vanished. Julio 12345 isnt a troll name, chosen for ease of typing on a keyboard.

Pot-calling-kettle-black-ramulak, pray depart. You have intruded twice in conversation tonight, which i find irksome.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Ah but velvet he's pathetically funny.

I mean seriously, he tries to be biting but doesn't manage to do anything but recite the same tired song as every virgin who is tired of being a virgin but can't get laid.

Besides you will find the forums more interesting when you simply selective read what is posted. Usually I simply skip the doofus boy wannabe's though sometimes it's fun to play with their posts, reading every third word can get you to laugh especially at the longer posts.

So the one you linked:
Do have advice or in a turd

You can also add in certain words to make it even more amusing:
Do you have advice or am I in a turd

I know but I'm not in the mood for him right now.

One of my personal highs was when a doofus boy wannabe posted 'women are fucking idiots.'

To which I replied, 'If you were getting laid, I'd agree.'

Such troutsmackin' gems are rare gifts though. DrAntsyPants can go jump off something tall.

 

[jtf71961]

Can't blame me for going with the going rate.

Though if you were actually literate you'd see a couple other levels of meaning. But that's ok.

Just don't hate the playa, hate the game.

You are the one making insults on the comments.

 

[jtf71961]

Like 18? So, um, 17? 16? 20?




And you're a MWM?

Are you also "like 18"?

Kind of does seem like a comment a kid would make doesnt it? I say 16.

 

[CWatson]

Just don't hate the playa, hate the game.

A frequent excuse employed by those who are assholes, know they're assholes, and can't get over the lingering guilt.

Good thing we have an Ignore button on this site.

 

[shiny5437]

Where's SatinDesire when we need her?

Please don't feed the troll

 

[Eilan]

Good thing we have an Ignore button on this site.

This is better than Ignore.