How do I seduce my mother?

[Lovingson]

I need help in seducing my large breasted beautiful mother.
I have seen her naked a few times and i savored the moment.

 

[Never]

First you have to kill your father..
Damn, kids now a days, don't do anything right.

 

[Skibum]

They just don't have any appreciation for the classics!

 

[Cheyenne]

LMFAO. You guys just kill me! Oh wait, it is supposed to be the father that gets killed..... nevermind.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

They just don't have any appreciation for the classics!

Isn't that by itself appreciation for the classics though?

 

[Guest]

sorry man

sorry man thats just gross!!!!!
discusting, how could u think such a thing!
someone should slap you, thats almost like being gaY!

 

[Naked Hunny]

and whats wrong with being gay??

 

[RonG]

Young un's sure are lazy these days. This site has a veritable smorgasbord of ideas in its stories: blackmail, drugging, deception, bribery, etc. Of course, most of those ideas are also tried on the family pet with equal success in the Kingdom of Lit. Just have to do a little research in the stories section and success is guaranteed.

One caveat here though: Lovingson best be over 18

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

OMG People who want to fuck trees, mothers, kids, vegetables and animals. What's next?????

Nevermind don't even tell me I don't think I want to know!

 

[Skitten]

WTF are you totally a sick person or what "FUCK YOUR MOTHER"
are you nuts, only a really sick person out there who would want to do this. You need help run to the nearest shrink you need help man desperately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gingersnap]

Hey there boyscout have a suggestion. First you sedate yourself and then have about 900 hours of aversion therapy.
Seriously dude you got problems. You need some help and this is not the place. Call your local mental health referral line. PLEASE!!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Man....

Seduce my mother, first. She would be thrilled.


blue

 

[KillerMuffin]

My son saw me nekkid on accident once already, it was plenty, I could seriously go for that never happening again. I had to explain at length what those thingys were. Yuck.

From a Mom's standpoint here, I would suggest you relegate this whole thing to fantasy and get a girlfriend. The odds of your mother feeling the same was as you are slim, none, and less than that. My son is sexually revolting. I would much rather have sex with any of the characters in Resident Evil, 1 or 2.

Its been said before, but here it goes again. Just because there are incest fantasies posted on this site, doesn't mean that everyone who comes here actually condones the practice of incest. Its wrong for a lot more reasons than legally or religiously.

Seriously following through with this fantasy, or even trying to can damage your relationship with your mother in ways that could takes years upon years to be repaired, if ever. This doesn't even cover what would happen to relationships with the rest of your family.

You call yourself a loving son, be one. Love means respect and trust. Love does not mean Lust.

 

[Strange Girl]

You need to start off subtle. Little compliments here and there go a long way. Do this for about a week. Tell her she looks beautiful. As she's doing the dishes, come up behind her, give a hug and kiss her on the neck. Leave her with that for about a day, and when the energy is right, give her a gift of some silky lingerie. By this time you'll definitely know if she's interested. More than likely she can't resist your advances, so suggest she model her knew lingerie for you, now with some wine and dancing she's yours. If this doesn't work, try taking out the garbage or cleaning your room. Mothers love this.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Then put on "The Bolero", lower the lights and ask her up to your room to see your etchings.

Yeah. That'll work.

 

[Lajo]

Hmmmm...is your name Oedipus?? Did you meet your father on a road somewhere and kill him? Don't forget, after you seduce your mother, you will be required to gouge out your eyes.

 

[Strange Girl]

Just checking in, Lovingson, how's the progress, have you tried flowers?

 

[teresafannin]

Speaking as a mother, mothers DO NOT like it for their sons to come up & kiss them on the back of the neck. If lovingson tries that, I would bet that his mother will pop him one on the jaw. This board is for adults & while I don't post a lot, it gets really tiresome to have the board turned into a babysitting service. Flame away children, it is the one thing these little kids seem to be good at.

 

[Strange Girl]

I'm quite certain Lovingson is an adult, and we should all try to help him in anyway we can.

 

[teresafannin]

An 18 year old is not necessarily an adult, in the same sense that just because you can have sex, you are not a man or a woman. If lovingson is an adult, he needs to grow up, move out of mom's house & get a job, a girlfriend/boyfriend & his own life. Let me guess, you are all grown up, have children of your own & would love to have sex with them? I'm thinking the answer is no.

 

[Strange Girl]

Oh please, do you think lovingson is for real? You're taking this way too seriously. I've got news for you, pro wrestling is fake, politicians lie, tabloids don't always print the truth, and your parents are Santa Claus.

 

[goldenboar]

OMG, Strange Girl
We don't know whether Lovingson is real or not, but it would be better to be more cautious in everything we do than regret it later. Either Lovingson only joking or really asking a serious question, the answer will always be no. Please don't ever think about that anymore.

 

[Strange Girl]

My apologies.

 

[goldenboar]

It is OK Strange Girl.. We are just try to be cautious, that's all.

 

[teresafannin]

Thank you Goldenboar, I DO tend to be overly cautious at times, but can't help it,once a mom, always a mom.

To SG, could you possibly be any more immature? Everyone KNOWS Santa & Mrs. Claus are far too busy making toys to have time to make babies, that is why the stork picks babies up in the cabbage patch & delivers them to the hospitals.