How do I know she's faking orgasm???

[BrianCaster]

I'm DAMN SERIOUS

 

[CHNOPS]

Answer: if she's having one.

 

[mercury14]

ANSWER: Who cares?

 

[misssmartypants]

If you have to ask.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm DAMN SERIOUS

If you are touching her intimately and still don't know, then it doesn't matter.

Give up and just soldier on.

 

[blunt_trauma]

what, are you the thought police?
if she wants to fake, let her fake!
ffs quit being such a control freak.

 

[lovetoread]

what, are you the thought police?
if she wants to fake, let her fake!
ffs quit being such a control freak.

awesomesauce

 

[tactful]

When she calls out your name.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She's always faking it.



Always...


:nods:

 

[CandiCame]

God, it must be Dick'OClock in this thread.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

God, it must be Dick'OClock in this thread.

I'm stealing this line. You can also say "It must be dick o'clock in this douchecanoe" for a twist.

 

[Wings]

I'm DAMN SERIOUS

I have this crazy, off the wall suggestion, how about you ASK her if she's being fulfilled by you? How about you do that whole communication thing because unless you're paying for it, you should be able to talk to your sexual partners about your sex life, and if you are paying for it, she's probably faking anyway.

Jesus Christ, men.

 

[zipman]

I'm DAMN SERIOUS

I think you should give your ego a break and just be thankful that she cares enough about you to fake it.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

Is this an invitation for phone sex?

Yu don't do that, remember?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

I know. But, I bet I could go on the internet, download some sexy man's voice saying how he wants to defile your body and put it up to the phone. Then I could listen to you having 10 or 16 orgasms.


I love a plan.

Oh boy.

I had to backspace a bunch of mushy stuff about your voice. So, let me just say, I'm good.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

I have a drawl of all drawls.


Someone once referred to it as Gritenese.

Not I.

 

[CandiCame]

I have a drawl of all drawls.


Someone once referred to it as Gritenese.

You ever notice how a southern accent is hot on a chick, but it makes us all sound like complete dumbasses?

That's why I took mine in a back alley and shot it in the face.

Now it only comes out if I'm drunk or tired.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

The female orgasm is a myth, a myth.

not only a myth, but something of no concern bro!

Stew

 

[lovetoread]

You ever notice how a southern accent is hot on a chick, but it makes us all sound like complete dumbasses?

That's why I took mine in a back alley and shot it in the face.

Now it only comes out if I'm drunk or tired.

The drawl is only sexy outside the work place. If I don't hide the accent, my IQ apparently goes down.

 

[bronzeage]

The drawl is only sexy outside the work place. If I don't hide the accent, my IQ apparently goes down.

It depends. If you have the soft southern drawl(no twang) people think they saw you on the History Channel.

 

[lovetoread]

It depends. If you have the soft southern drawl(no twang) people think they saw you on the History Channel.

I don't think I have a twang unless I get mad.