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SoaringAdonis

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Ok fellows, this is it. This bitch has been calling me everyday now. She says I am the father and that we are going to have to make an arrangement. For fucks sake I thought I sodomized that bitch. Thats what I get for fucking a cheap slut.

Ok so what do you suggest I do to get rid of her? She is a whore for the love god, I can't let her be part of my life. All she did was suck my dick and let me fuck her a few times, and now she is fucking carrying my seed. I can't believe my fortune. This stupid slut has something coming if she thinks I will support her whoring ways.

I need advise fast, the pressure is mounting and I simply have to do something!

Sincerely,

the adorable forum icon of integrity,

SoaringAdonis
 
1. It's advice

2. I can take care of the problem for you- it will be quick and clean, but not cheap.
 
BoringAdonis said:
Hey, I'll be the boring one around here, thank you very much.

I'll do the right thing and marry the poor girl.
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Brother boring, pop will kill me if he knows I knocked up a whore. But not just any whore, its pop's favorite slut Hillary, you know the one he calls his "precious cunt factory". I am so fucked, he is going to kick me out of the house again and try to force met o pay this slut child support. She can fuck off though, shes not getting a cent from me.
 
SoaringAdonis said:
Ok fellows, this is it. This bitch has been calling me everyday now. She says I am the father and that we are going to have to make an arrangement. For fucks sake I thought I sodomized that bitch. Thats what I get for fucking a cheap slut.

Ok so what do you suggest I do to get rid of her? She is a whore for the love god, I can't let her be part of my life. All she did was suck my dick and let me fuck her a few times, and now she is fucking carrying my seed. I can't believe my fortune. This stupid slut has something coming if she thinks I will support her whoring ways.

I need advise fast, the pressure is mounting and I simply have to do something!

Sincerely,

the adorable forum icon of integrity,

SoaringAdonis
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You should have paid her more money.
 
SoaringAdonis said:
Brother boring, pop will kill me if he knows I knocked up a whore. But not just any whore, its pop's favorite slut Hillary, you know the one he calls his "precious cunt factory". I am so fucked, he is going to kick me out of the house again and try to force met o pay this slut child support. She can fuck off though, shes not getting a cent from me.
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I thought she was too old to get pregnant? The wonder they can do with pharmaceuticals these days.

I wonder if it will affect her campaign.
 
SoaringAdonis said:
advice is advise given.


How much? If its cheaper to get rid of her the good old fashioned way, you may have yourself a fancy deal.
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Well I will need to get to know her schedule for a few days, work my way into her life and then pop her.


75k plus travel and expenses should do it. I'm bonded, and I will provide receipts should you feel the need to write this off your taxes.
 
Paternity test. You can't be the only one making deposits at that bank.
 
BlowjobQueen said:
Get a paternity test.

If you're the father, man up and get custody.
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Hell no, I'd rather leave her where she is and move on with my life. The last thing I need is some whore begging for child support. She had it coming and the pregnancy is her fault. She said she was infertile. Fucking bitch slut!
 
SoaringAdonis said:
Hell no, I'd rather leave her where she is and move on with my life. The last thing I need is some whore begging for child support. She had it coming and the pregnancy is her fault. She said she was infertile. Fucking bitch slut!
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Whether she was infertile or not you should have wore a rubber to keep from catching or giving something.
 
If she's such a fucking whore why didn't you wear a condom. Sounds like you're a fucking dumbass! I hope she has an abortion so nobody has to deal with your dumbass whore baby.
 
It's difficult to reconcile the fact that life comes from two such empty souls. If this isn't just bullshit, I would certainly hope that this child is put up for adoption to a couple that would welcome him or her into their lives... and find joy in her birth.
 
Change your name, join the US Marines, and get the hell out of Dodge. And exfoliate your skin to become pure again.

Enough with the prostitutes. You've two perfectly good hands.
 
LinearMan said:
It's difficult to reconcile the fact that life comes from two such empty souls. If this isn't just bullshit, I would certainly hope that this child is put up for adoption to a couple that would welcome him or her into their lives... and find joy in her birth.
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It's just bullshit. He puts out threads like this daily.
 
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