how do i get bigger
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SweetErika
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If there was something that actually worked, don't you think you, and just about everyone else, would have heard about it by now?
Short of surgery, there's nothing that's really safe and effective. Pills, creams and exercises don't work (again, we'd all know if they did), and can come with serious side effects or long-term damage (better to have a small cock than a dysfunctional cock!).
You're best off putting your time and money into learning how to be a great lover and therapy to improve your self-esteem if you're focusing on the size of your cock.
Short of surgery, there's nothing that's really safe and effective. Pills, creams and exercises don't work (again, we'd all know if they did), and can come with serious side effects or long-term damage (better to have a small cock than a dysfunctional cock!).
You're best off putting your time and money into learning how to be a great lover and therapy to improve your self-esteem if you're focusing on the size of your cock.
Bandit58
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Well according to this thread in the Personals, you already have a big dick:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=23327950&postcount=1
PertPerth
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Well according to this thread in the Personals, you already have a big dick:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=23327950&postcount=1
Priceless!
Thank you for making me laugh! On a more serious note, work on making your self esteem bigger/better...not your cock.
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Well according to this thread in the Personals, you already have a big dick:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=23327950&postcount=1
does this mean people don't tell the truth in personals?
He could of course be referring to poultry in which case if you have a bantam then a Rhode Island Red is much bigger...
necroerotica
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I'm sorry, but looking at your posting history.... are you sure Literotica is really the place for you?
I'm not trying to be insulting, but..... I dunno.
I'm not trying to be insulting, but..... I dunno.
iluvyou3638
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lose 30lbs and shave your junk.
infinity706
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Cock rings make your cock look bigger.
bailadora
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Let me guess: your sister rejected your advances because she's a size queen.
*stifles laugh* You're so bad -
thetwolezz
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It won't matter. Don't bother.
JollyMeatMan
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you can't do anything to make yourself bigger without surgery. Or just do what iluvyou said, lose 30 lbs and shave, it will definately look bigger after that.
VelvetDarkness
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If you have a large tummy that sags, it can take an inch or two off your cock length. It can also affect the logistics of getting a cock into an orifice. Unless you're quite overweight, dieting won't make any significant difference.
ridged
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yeah, i have a gut. and thighs. er. a guy once old me I had thighs of a fullback, i guess that's a good thing, if i played football
VelvetDarkness
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Binoculars.
Try not masturbating for 5 minutes. You've probably eroded the damn thing completely.
VelvetDarkness
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Well maybe it couldn't hurt to get into shape and tone up a little. I'm not about to guarantee a huge improvement though.
SweetErika
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Losing a few pounds won't help, but losing like 30 pounds (if you're 30+ pounds overweight) of fat can reveal an extra inch. Your cock won't actually grow, but the fat pad around it will shrink and reveal length that you already had but was hidden by the extra fat. Really obese men may gain multiple inches of usable cock by losing the excess weight. Plus, it'll make you look bigger because the fat in the abdominal and pelvic region won't be overshadowing your genitalia.
There's something called Jelqing,stretching of the penis...look it up...but I know you've what it takes...
First off, get it out and flaunt it brotha. Seriously, if you keep hiding it you're going to start to wonder cause you have no comparison to anyone. Let the ladies see it, if they like it you're good and i'm sure most would enjoy being the judge. Same question goes for the girls when they ask "are my boobs too small" you know us guys are more than happy to judge and no matter how big or how small they're all beautiful. The human body is the most beautiful piece of art ever created. Share the love brotha, the ladies will let you know. Also i agree, focus on being a great lover "it's not what you got, it's how you use it".
sutherngent985
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Die and hope you are reincarnated with a bigger cock.
PowerLifter84
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Here you go buddy, just put a condom over the extension and she won't know -
http://www.deepmemories.com/assets/images/productimages/1_for_men/15inchcyberext2.jpg
http://www.deepmemories.com/assets/images/productimages/1_for_men/15inchcyberext2.jpg
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wOw!
you guys/gals owned the TS. Very funny!
Oh and TS, if you want a bigger CAWK, just inject it with steroids!
you guys/gals owned the TS. Very funny!
Oh and TS, if you want a bigger CAWK, just inject it with steroids!
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