How do I get an avatar, bigger dick, anal & bj from my mate?

[Lord Pmann]

I've got a 12" dick that's the thickness of a baby's arm and my friend won't blow me. I'm not gay though. Why won't he blow me??

Also, my wife won't let me stick it in her ass, even though I showed her Bree Olson taking two at once. She won't do it. How do I trick her??

Also, why can't I get an avatar??

I thought it would be nice to have a condensed thread.

 

[strapon_tales]

Drugs is the answer to the first two questions.

 

[Christopher2012]

What about my thread? You didnt care to include it?

 

[Lord Pmann]

What about my thread? You didnt care to include it?

You just don't understand.

 

[Eilan]

I've got a 12" dick that's the thickness of a baby's arm

Real babies or Internet babies?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Real babies or Internet babies?

Definitely internet babies, 'cause their arms are THIS big!

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[blulilacgrl]

Now now everyone. It has obviously taken pmann a long time to work up the courage to ask for advice. We need to be more open and caring of his needs.

It's okay sugar. We're all here for you.

Pssst... you got the avatar all wrong. It's supposed to be of your 12" cock. The ladies around here go wild for that kinda thing!

 

[Edensgarden]

I've got a 12" dick that's the thickness of a baby's arm and my friend won't blow me. I'm not gay though. Why won't he blow me??

Also, my wife won't let me stick it in her ass, even though I showed her Bree Olson taking two at once. She won't do it. How do I trick her??

Also, why can't I get an avatar??

I thought it would be nice to have a condensed thread.

With a 12" dick you should be able to blow yourself...shouldn't you?

She probably won't let you stick it in her ass because if you can blow yourself, then you should be able to fuck yourself as well. There is no way to trick her....you'll end up stumbling over your own three feet.

I can't help you with the avatar issue. I'll end up sticking your foot in my mouth. Sorry...

 

[silverwhisper]

pmann, i'm officially a fan of you!

ed

 

[xBuxombabex]

pmann, i'm officially a fan of you!

ed

Me too - sexy & funny - winning combination!

 

[Lord Pmann]

With a 12" dick you should be able to blow yourself...shouldn't you?

She probably won't let you stick it in her ass because if you can blow yourself, then you should be able to fuck yourself as well. There is no way to trick her....you'll end up stumbling over your own three feet.

I can't help you with the avatar issue. I'll end up sticking your foot in my mouth. Sorry...

Blow myself, it's a possibility. But remember, I am totally not gay. And fuck myself? Do you know the bending radius on a penis of my size? It doesn't just bend like a wet noodle my dear.

And my previous supermodel girlfriends were all into anal. See below.

@bluelilacgrl- I figured girls loved the cockatars. But you know what they love even more than a cock staring them in the face every time they see my post? A random, unsolicited PM with a pic of my cock is more appreciated.