How Do I convince My Dog!
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lazarus UK
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I think I'd try to convince her first ... and I'd doubt a squeaky ball will help here either
Snackcakes01
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Hey Simon....The peanutbutter is the trick...it will have the doggie licking ANYWHERE you put it!
Hey Simon....The peanutbutter is the trick...it will have the doggie licking ANYWHERE you put it!
Damn, where is that Dixon Carter Lee when you need him..... If you guys get him to post this it'll be an all time great thread!!!
Things like peanut butter olny works with small terriers and pin heads..
or,
Try having her take a shower at least once a week and maybe send her to doogie day care for at least a week...
or,
maybe the dog just doesn't want any more freinds?
Yes, this has the making of another Tree Sex Thread!
this is fun and this is....
Things like peanut butter olny works with small terriers and pin heads..
or,
Try having her take a shower at least once a week and maybe send her to doogie day care for at least a week...
or,
maybe the dog just doesn't want any more freinds?
Yes, this has the making of another Tree Sex Thread!
this is fun and this is....
LukkyKnight
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Dare I suggest?
Lead by example.
Perhaps the dog isn't so open minded as you are. Let him find his own partners...
Lead by example.
Perhaps the dog isn't so open minded as you are. Let him find his own partners...
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It would nice to get a realistic answer to this question. Im sure there is alot more than simple peanut butter
lazarus UK
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Dare I suggest that a realistic answer requires a realistic question?
In other words - the format of "How do I convince him to do her?" is part of the problem ...
I presume you want to watch ...
If you were the hound wouldn't that make you a tad nervous too?
Try reframing the question first:
1) How does she convince him?
and only then:
2) How do I convince them?
In other words - the format of "How do I convince him to do her?" is part of the problem ...
I presume you want to watch ...
If you were the hound wouldn't that make you a tad nervous too?
Try reframing the question first:
1) How does she convince him?
and only then:
2) How do I convince them?
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I have chatted with a number of women who claim they enjoy a nice long licking from their furry friend. I have to believe its done alot more than the women are admitting to.
I have also tried it, its wild so primal., forbidding, its awsome, want to hear how other women enjoy it, and if they needed any things like peanut - butter, or honey, etc... to keep his attention.
I have also tried it, its wild so primal., forbidding, its awsome, want to hear how other women enjoy it, and if they needed any things like peanut - butter, or honey, etc... to keep his attention.
Mister Ryder
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Sex Junkie,
It is illegal to force your dog to anything it doesn't want to do. And what does your wife think of your idea?
It is illegal to force your dog to anything it doesn't want to do. And what does your wife think of your idea?
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Just starve the dog for a couple of days; tie the missus, spread-eagle to the bed with half-a-pound of bacon shoved up there, and let the dog in.
Be sure to thoroughly wash the smell of the bacon from your hands before you let the dog in though; you wouldn't want any accidents.
Be sure to thoroughly wash the smell of the bacon from your hands before you let the dog in though; you wouldn't want any accidents.
I think I remember reading something about using butter...the real stuff, none of that margarine shit. Thaw the stick out just a smichin, then smear it around alitttle so the dog gets a jumpstart before it hits the goods. Maybe push the stick-o-butter in about 2 inches...
Just some random thoughts...
Just some random thoughts...
Re: Lady Godiva & Peeping Tom
Damn, no horse!
(Idea slowly forms in minds eye)
But hang on a minute! If I offered to be your horse you'd be able to ride me instead! What do you say?
JailBait said:
OK let's see...
Long hair.... check
Naked body..... check
horse....... oops! need the horse
Damn, no horse!
(Idea slowly forms in minds eye)
But hang on a minute! If I offered to be your horse you'd be able to ride me instead! What do you say?
blackmagicwoman
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I'm with lady Godiva on this one. My dog has no buisness between my legs, that's a human's job and if there isn't a human around to do it then literotica or a bidet will do the trick. Man that is almost as sick as... shit, I can't even think of anything more disgusting off hand! There is a reason that pets are not sold in porn shops!! 
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Ok, here's what you do. You need to get yourself a female dog. All right? Now, first you wait until she's old enough to... you know, of age.
Then, you wait until she's in heat. Don't worry, you'll know, just watch her around the male dog a lot. They will both show you what's up. The female will begin to wave her ass in front of the male, and he'll... well... he'll mount her.
It's so much simpler with dogs isn't it? Humans you have relationships, periods, love, inhibitions, politics, condoms, life, money.
With dogs, when the woman wants it, she just waves her ass in his face.
Ahhhh, evolution.
Anyway. Once she's in heat, lock her up in a huge bathtub. Let her pee and shit in there for three days. Once that's done, scoop out the shit and get all of the piss you can.
Be careful, this is "heat" piss. lol. Now, just rub it all over your wife, with much affection to the pussy, and you'll be set.
(I know what you're thinking, but come on, he wants his wife to have sex with a dog)
Anyway, it will work. The male dog will go wild for the female sexuality smell. Hey, you can even make it part of the sex. Golden showers and all that.
I'm not an expert of this or anything, I'm just saying that the sexuality is in the dog's urine and her vagina. The dog will go wild for that.
And besides, it's better than sticking bacon up her pussy. The dog will start biting and chewing. She'll have her clit bitten off, and she'll blame you. She will divorce you, and squeeze you for every penny to pay for her reconstructive surgery and therapy bills.
Then, you'll be a homeless, hollow sehll of an old man, who kids will yell at and throw rocks.
And to think, it could have all been avoided if you would have just rubbed dog urine in your wife's sex.
Now that's irony.
Then, you wait until she's in heat. Don't worry, you'll know, just watch her around the male dog a lot. They will both show you what's up. The female will begin to wave her ass in front of the male, and he'll... well... he'll mount her.
It's so much simpler with dogs isn't it? Humans you have relationships, periods, love, inhibitions, politics, condoms, life, money.
With dogs, when the woman wants it, she just waves her ass in his face.
Ahhhh, evolution.
Anyway. Once she's in heat, lock her up in a huge bathtub. Let her pee and shit in there for three days. Once that's done, scoop out the shit and get all of the piss you can.
Be careful, this is "heat" piss. lol. Now, just rub it all over your wife, with much affection to the pussy, and you'll be set.
(I know what you're thinking, but come on, he wants his wife to have sex with a dog)
Anyway, it will work. The male dog will go wild for the female sexuality smell. Hey, you can even make it part of the sex. Golden showers and all that.
I'm not an expert of this or anything, I'm just saying that the sexuality is in the dog's urine and her vagina. The dog will go wild for that.
And besides, it's better than sticking bacon up her pussy. The dog will start biting and chewing. She'll have her clit bitten off, and she'll blame you. She will divorce you, and squeeze you for every penny to pay for her reconstructive surgery and therapy bills.
Then, you'll be a homeless, hollow sehll of an old man, who kids will yell at and throw rocks.
And to think, it could have all been avoided if you would have just rubbed dog urine in your wife's sex.
Now that's irony.
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