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How did you end up at literotica?

I used to have a secret love of Penthouse Letters when I was a young teen after find a box of them in my garage. Ever since then, I've had a love for erotic writing. Found Lit by chance, started posting pictures of myself in the Am section years ago and have even had some stories dedicated to me. Took a long vacation and found myself back here for some reason or another. I'm happy to be back.
 
I was kidnapped by Amish Waifs I had hired to clean the house. They chained me up behind personals and did unspeakable, yet some what pleasant things to me on a daily basis. Finally they lengthened the chain so I could get to the Playground, but to this day they still use me as a kegal practice pole. :eek:
 
I was looking for erotic stories, something more than the slam bam thank you mam you find out there, once in found a lot to look at and things to entertain myself with and I never left.
 
I was out looking for a decent kebab. Thats not an easy task here in London. Anyway, someone directed me toward one, and I think I took a wrong turn or they were taking this mick, not quite sure. To cut a long story short, I ended up down this dark alley that smelled of bolognese and the pee of drunks. There were two doors at the end of the alley. One said Erics Real Greek Kofta, the other said LIT. Now, in my mind at that time, I was not prepared to believe anyone called Eric could cook authentic Greek kofta so, I took the door that said Lit......and here I am. I like to believe my friends and family miss me...and that perhaps they have a serach organised. But who knows.......
 
Hey that exact same thing happend to me

well except for the London part and the kebab part---was more of a falaffel I was looking for in Lebanon

and the part of anyone missing me
 
RyanBlack said:
Hey that exact same thing happend to me

well except for the London part and the kebab part---was more of a falaffel I was looking for in Lebanon

and the part of anyone missing me
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I fucking knew we had a connection!!
 
misfortunex said:
I was out looking for a decent kebab. Thats not an easy task here in London. Anyway, someone directed me toward one, and I think I took a wrong turn or they were taking this mick, not quite sure. To cut a long story short, I ended up down this dark alley that smelled of bolognese and the pee of drunks. There were two doors at the end of the alley. One said Erics Real Greek Kofta, the other said LIT. Now, in my mind at that time, I was not prepared to believe anyone called Eric could cook authentic Greek kofta so, I took the door that said Lit......and here I am. I like to believe my friends and family miss me...and that perhaps they have a serach organised. But who knows.......
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:D :) :p

you make me laugh.
 
Well I was looking for some fanfiction some Erotica fanfiction and I came accross this site, I read some stories and kept coming back for me. Then I joined for forum and it's been fun every since then.
 
ZipBlockBloodie said:
Well I was looking for some fanfiction some Erotica fanfiction and I came accross this site, I read some stories and kept coming back for me. Then I joined for forum and it's been fun every since then.
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Zippy, have you ever written any stories...if so, link paleez.
 
Was surfing and looking for stimulating chat and pics - found this site and spent the first couple hours flipping through the pic posts. Been hooked every since....and my cock have never been happier.
 
RyanBlack said:
oh sure youll be sending her pics of me next and ruin my reputation as a super studly guy
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I have the full collection (or close to) of your photos. Please send the missing ones.

As for sharing with Mis...she just called you OLD in another thread, so I might just have to show her to set her straight :)
 
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