How could I expose myself?

[coldcock]

Okay, heres the situation, I'm going to be meeting an online friedn of mine for the first time at a hotel in a few months. We are going to have seprate rooms and this is going to be a crowded hotel.... I am sooo attratcted to her and I have this kink for exposeing myself to people :b So I am looking for some sugestions on how I could expose myself and possibbly make her wana get in on it too.

 

[Ginny]

good gracious....does she know about your kink?

if so...just casually toss her purse under the table in the hotel bar...when she dives for the purse....have that one eyed monster out, staring at her, waving hellooo......

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ask her if she want you to stir her drink with your dick !!!

 

[Calamity Jane]

While I don't understand the kink... I'd highly recommend you talk to her about this before you meet. That way, you'll know her feelings on the issue, adn whether she'd want to 'participate' long before you pulled your willy out for all to see.

I know that for me, spending the weekend in jail because I felt the need to let everyone see my parts is not real high on my list of things I want to do.

 

[Jessie]

I gotta go with cowgirl on this one. Communication is the best way, and who knows, you may be pleasantly suprised.

 

[Mensa]

Adjusting my priorities, barely.

I know that for me, spending the weekend in jail because I felt the need to let everyone see my parts is not real high on my list of things I want to do.

Well, consider it!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Actually I agree with the others, tell her about your kink before meeting her.... I would not be impressed if a guy pulled out his bits on me if we were just friends and meeting for the first time....




Hey Kiwi Wolf you passed the test, lol

 

[bored1]

Well, meet her in the parking lot,When she walks by you can already have it out, call her over to the car and see what happens.This happens occasionally at the local university,usually in warmer weather though. The girls dont seem to like it very much.

 

[freescorfr]

good gracious....does she know about your kink?

if so...just casually toss her purse under the table in the hotel bar...when she dives for the purse....have that one eyed monster out, staring at her, waving hellooo......

It's Ginny's I prefer. Surprise. It'll be the clincher, one way or another.

Wouldn't get jailed in France, Pagan. You can see willies here all the time.

 

[Mensa]

Wouldn't get jailed in France, Pagan. You can see willies here all the time.

Are you telling me France is full of pricks?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hmm. French is an easy language to learn, pricks and Jerry Lewis or the firing range and good comedy? Gawd, decisions. Are they worth a look?

If I were the female in question and you whipped it out without warning in a public place I'd probably do you bodily harm. First of all, you're violating the law when you do it. Secondly, when you force other people to look at your privates, you're forcing your sexuality on others. Not a very nice thing to do fetish or not. I'm fond of the whole consenting adults thing. Bystanders do not constitute consenting adults because you don't give them the option to consent to being a party to your fetish. Have you ever asked before you flashed? Didn't think so.

Anyway, like pagan said, talk to her first.

 

[freescorfr]

Are you telling me France is full of pricks?

Don't de a dunderheed, Mensa - its about 50% men who nearly all urinate in public - being largely rural. The stop on the roadside and have a pee that's all. People don't have to look if they don't want to.

About as common as dead hedgehogs.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well just oh my gawd, free.

*cancels airline reservations*

I can see that at a truckstop for free. Gross.

 

[Rambling Rose]

About as common as dead hedgehogs.

Nice analogy. I must remember that the next time I see an exposed penis.

 

[RawHumor]

Why does this post...

Seem like it's destined to go on for 20 pages?

Those strange, begging-for-insult ones often do...

 

[alexandraaah]

Hey coldcock,

why don't you expose yourself to us, that way we can better advise you on how to handle the situation.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Adjusting my priorities, barely.

Well, consider it!

It's the weekend in jail that i wouldn't be lookin forward to darlin.

Originally posted by KillerMuffin
I'm fond of the whole consenting adults thing. Bystanders do not constitute consenting adults because you don't give them the option to consent to being a party to your fetish. Have you ever asked before you flashed? Didn't think so.

Exactly.

 

[Mensa]

Don't de a dunderheed, Mensa - its about 50% men who nearly all urinate in public - being largely rural. The stop on the roadside and have a pee that's all. People don't have to look if they don't want to.

About as common as dead hedgehogs.

See what happens when a Scot goes to France and leaves his sense of humour behind?

 

[freescorfr]

See what happens when a Scot goes to France and leaves his sense of humour behind?

Do you think I've exposed myself the? Pretty subtle, eh?

I do think coldcock would be better advised to use humour than his dick - but maybe his dick's a bit of a laugh.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hey coldcock,

why don't you expose yourself to us, that way we can better advise you on how to handle the situation.

That's a damn good point....

Bring on the naked bits

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

That's a damn good point....

Bring on the naked bits

bits of what?

 

[KillerMuffin]

In non-American countries the penis and testes are often referred to as "bits."

I agree, let it all hang out! We're consenting adults here. Well all of us but Cheffie.

 

[coldcock]

ROFL, you guys sure replied fast and plentyful!
Anyway, its a common kink, even if your not fimilar with it. I like humilation, may it be from seeing someones reaction to my nudity or me seeing somone else embareassed to be naked. Although I like to do this I DO NOT DO IT IN PUBLIC (I actulay think people like that are a little sick.. yea I'm a hipacrite) but only in private settings I would show you what I got, I would get a HUGE thrill out of doing it but I dont even have a scanner let alone a digital cam

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hey coldcock,

why don't you expose yourself to us, that way we can better advise you on how to handle the situation.

What if the hedgehog were to die? He might upset the balance...

 

[alltherage]

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine is offended because her date too "it out." The only advantage I can see to exposing yourself to this woman takes the form of the warning she will get about your fetish. You really ought to let us see what your exposing here on the thread. Perhaps it is so stunningly beautiful that we will all agree that it should be exposed on first meeting. After all, first dates are all about maximizing the first impression.