How cool are you?

Phelia

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Do you know how cool you are? Because I can tell you.

I'm not cool. But I'm not trying to be cool. So that makes me cool.
 
Actually, it's 67* here right now, so I'm only kinda cool.
 
It's a little chilly today but I'm not cool. Wearing my woolly cardi, a skivvy, jeggings and biker bitch boots and I feel snuggly. :)
 
Damn, that song is cool. You're cool for posting it. I love Ben Folds. He's cooler than me.

Ben is the bomb. We saw him do a solo show a couple months ago. The tieckets were Bluey's christmas present.

That reminds me, I need to tweet to him to remind him that I want to make his next record. I've been doing it pretty regularly since the show.
 
Do you know how cool you are? Because I can tell you.

I'm not cool. But I'm not trying to be cool. So that makes me cool.

It was 48 degrees here last night so I was pretty damned cool.


Coomshaw
 
Not even trying.

Don't give a shit what the cool kids think, plus it is getting hotter than shit here.

Winter sucks.
 
Just cool enough to harden a nipple, but not as cold as a witch's tit.
 
I'm so cool I give everyone a brain freeze.

:cool: <---- this emoticon even has a brain freeze
 
As cool as Ice, Ice, Baby...

The song, from the 90's, which judging by my kids' reactions when I sing it in the car, is not very cool at all.
 
It's only 10 C here this morning, which is cool, but at the same time, uncool. :rolleyes:

My age precludes me from being cool, and I'm pretty much OK with that. However, i disagree with the naughty little Witch... anyone that can rock purple hair like she does is EMINENTLY 😎
 
It's only 10 C here this morning, which is cool, but at the same time, uncool. :rolleyes:

My age precludes me from being cool, and I'm pretty much OK with that. However, i disagree with the naughty little Witch... anyone that can rock purple hair like she does is EMINENTLY 😎

Thank you. An endorsement from you may get me just this much closer {} to "cool".
 
i was called "mom" last night by a 21 year old hipster. she used it as a term of endearment, "thank's for taking care of me, mom," but it left me feeling about as cool as a horse's ass. i guess that's what i get for turning the music down and listening to talk radio.
 
i was called "mom" last night by a 21 year old hipster. she used it as a term of endearment, "thank's for taking care of me, mom," but it left me feeling about as cool as a horse's ass. i guess that's what i get for turning the music down and listening to talk radio.

Yes..
 
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