How come airplane wings don't flap?

[islandman]

And other absurd things Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney wonders about.

Go.

 

[killallhippies]

i always wanted an ornithopter. that'd be sweet. also, probably really bouncy. still, fucking sweet.

 

[phrodeau]

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol @ why it doesn't flap *shakeshead*

 

[kbate]

Airplane wings do flap, just with minute extremely fast 'flappations' (an aeronautic term) which are invisible to the naked eye. These flappations (an aeronautic term) are what cause lift by making airspeed velocity greater over one wing surface than the other. This post proves Romney is a fool.

 

[phrodeau]

I wonder if Mitt has that airplane-on-a-treadmill thing figured out.

 

[Recidiva]

How do they fit the will of the Heavenly Father in atoms? It seems undignified somehow.

 

[Recidiva]

Why did Heavenly Father give men nipples? Did he pull out the rib that way and then change His mind and then pull out the other one to make it even?

 

[phrodeau]

How do they fit the will of the Heavenly Father in atoms? It seems undignified somehow.

Look at all the created crap. God has no dignity.

 

[Recidiva]

Look at all the created crap. God has no dignity.

For that matter, why did Heavenly Father create crap? That seems REALLY undignified.

Are we really in His image? Eewww.

 

[islandman]

Why can't everyone be wealthy?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Why can't everyone be wealthy?

word, that's what i'm saying.

 

[Recidiva]

Why can't everyone be wealthy?

Why don't people have their butlers dance for them when they feel depressed? We could save a lot on prescription medications.

 

[islandman]

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who?

 

[islandman]

Why does her milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Why does her milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

"her milkshake is better than yours.. you damn right, it's better than yours."

haha, that song was dope when it came out.. now is all played out an old news.

 

[Wings]

Why does her milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

 

[islandman]

I wasn't referring to your milkshake.

 

[Phelia]

Why can't everyone be wealthy?

This, definitely. Also, is it just me, or wouldn't people buy more stuff if everything were free? Economics is not rocket science, guys.

And has anyone figured out how magnets work yet? I think that was something the Insane Clown Party brought up in their 2008 platform.

 

[Recidiva]

This, definitely. Also, is it just me, or wouldn't people buy more stuff if everything were free? Economics is not rocket science, guys.

And has anyone figured out how magnets work yet? I think that was something the Insane Clown Party brought up in their 2008 platform.

Magnets work because women are evil.

 

[islandman]

Why does my wife think she's the one running for President?

 

[islandman]

Why can't the people in the Middle East be nicer?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Why does my wife think she's the one running for President?

lol.. cuz she's da boss

 

[Recidiva]

Why do people make me feel so awkward and anxious, don't they know I have problems with touching them or talking to them? What about MY needs? I wonder if I could pay them to go away. First, I'll pay them to vote for me. When I'm President, I'll make a law that nobody may approach the Great and Powerful Mitt. Yeah.

 

[Phelia]

Magnets work because women are evil.

*snacks on kittens*

Why do birds suddenly appear, and why does it seem to happen most often when I'm sprinkling birdseed on the ground?