How can you tell if you're in love

[parodyluvr75]

Or just plain crazy?

Is there a litmus like test for that?

 

[pete]

Or just plain crazy?

Is there a litmus like test for that?

are you really asking?

(with a quick glance, i don't see the thread that this parodies)

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.livescience.com/33720-13-scientifically-proven-signs-love.html

I didn't see any I want to parody, so I'm going with this.

 

[parodyluvr75]

are you really asking?

(with a quick glance, i don't see the thread that this parodies)

Is there a test, hook me up.

 

[pete]

Is there a test, hook me up.

i guess the quick test is, if you think you are then you are.

then again, if you want to test between "in love" and "infatuation", that's a little more complicated...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Crazy vs in love...that's the one I want. I can't find it.

http://www.nerdtests.com/mq/uttake.php?id=92147

 

[pete]

Crazy vs in love...that's the one I want. I can't find it.

http://www.nerdtests.com/mq/uttake.php?id=92147

i trust in your internet-scouring abilities, my friend.

if it's out there, i'm sure you'll hunt it down

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3057453

 

[phrodeau]

Isn't there a report somewhere about the nipple hardness scale?

 

[Amanda83]

well you have lust which feels like love. which could be he/she touched me, I am going to melt. waking up and doing nothing but think about that person, dream about them etc.

then you have love. they drive you insane yet you still cant wait to see them, talk to them etc you are comfortable enough to use the bathroom infront of them etc.
being in love once you are not with that person anymore, the pain is unbearable, it really feels like you will die from a broken heart.

 

[parodyluvr75]

i trust in your internet-scouring abilities, my friend.

if it's out there, i'm sure you'll hunt it down

I'm just going with crazy.

Where is TH when you need her?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Isn't there a report somewhere about the nipple hardness scale?

Are nipples the new runes or summat?

I think someone posted on here the other day you can tell if a woman is orgasming by how hard her nipples are!

My tits are dead to me. Completely unreadable.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Are nipples the new runes or summat?

I think someone posted on here the other day you can tell if a woman is orgasming by how hard her nipples are!

My tits are dead to me. Completely unreadable.

Have you tried braille?

 

[pete]

well you have lust which feels like love. which could be he/she touched me, I am going to melt. waking up and doing nothing but think about that person, dream about them etc.

then you have love. they drive you insane yet you still cant wait to see them, talk to them etc you are comfortable enough to use the bathroom in front of them etc.
being in love once you are not with that person anymore, the pain is unbearable, it really feels like you will die from a broken heart.

yeah i'll go with that, too

 

[pete]

I'm just going with crazy.

Where is TH when you need her?

example of your craziness, please

 

[parodyluvr75]

Isn't there a report somewhere about the nipple hardness scale?

I'm not sure that's fair, someone turned the a/c up and I'm only wearing a cloth bra. So we're talking an 11.

well you have lust which feels like love. which could be he/she touched me, I am going to melt. waking up and doing nothing but think about that person, dream about them etc.

then you have love. they drive you insane yet you still cant wait to see them, talk to them etc you are comfortable enough to use the bathroom infront of them etc.
being in love once you are not with that person anymore, the pain is unbearable, it really feels like you will die from a broken heart.

So you're saying I'm crazy because I'm in love or because my love drove me crazy?

 

[Aphro]

I feel the only true measure of the difference between love and lust is time.

If it's really love, it will last. Hence, no Vegas shotgun weddings after only a few weeks if you don't want to have serious regrets.

 

[parodyluvr75]

example of your craziness, please

He seems almost perfect, no person is perfect. His flaws are cute. He's not my type and I'm completely attracted to him. He's got a cheesy smile, he says dumb things, and he dresses like a fashion victim. He kisses like a nibbling bird. He's pasty. He has awful taste in pop culture. And I still want him, I'm thinking I need professional help.

 

[blackleggings]

I was told love doesn't exist. Are you sure there is such a thing?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I feel the only true measure of the difference between love and lust is time.

If it's really love, it will last. Hence, no Vegas shotgun weddings after only a few weeks if you don't want to have serious regrets.

This makes sense thanks, time will tell.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I was told love doesn't exist. Are you sure there is such a thing?

It's very rare. Like JackAssJim's thumb.

 

[Amanda83]

He seems almost perfect, no person is perfect. His flaws are cute. He's not my type and I'm completely attracted to him. He's got a cheesy smile, he says dumb things, and he dresses like a fashion victim. He kisses like a nibbling bird. He's pasty. He has awful taste in pop culture. And I still want him, I'm thinking I need professional help.

how long have you known him?? if it is true love then it will last. right now it sounds like lust.

 

[pete]

He seems almost perfect, no person is perfect. His flaws are cute. He's not my type and I'm completely attracted to him. He's got a cheesy smile, he says dumb things, and he dresses like a fashion victim. He kisses like a nibbling bird. He's pasty. He has awful taste in pop culture. And I still want him, I'm thinking I need professional help.

oi, you've got it bad

 

[parodyluvr75]

I was told love doesn't exist. Are you sure there is such a thing?

It exists are there wouldn't be so many crazy people in the world.

In no particular order, reasons for a person to go nuts:

Love
Sports
Reality TV
Politics
Religion
Electronic music
MSG

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The test is this: DO YOU CARE WHO THEY SLEEP WITH?

If its lust you just want a piece of the action. If its more you want the action for yourself.