How can you give all your food to someone who doesn't cook for you?

[IrezumiKiss]

It's something I would never understand. I know a chef de cuisine, that dummy out for his sous chef. And the bitch ain't shit. She leaves him in the kitchen with the crew, while she is out in the front of the house. She out doing her socializing, and he just sitting in the kitchen stuck on prep duty. I know the bitch is out fucking around out there with the patrons, and deep down inside, I know he knows it too. I literally just almost got into a food fight with him because I told him to leave the restaurant. He got in his feelings saying she knows his sous vide machine. And? The bitch ain't worth two LaFrieda steaks. Who do everything in his power to try and make that restaurant a happy place to eat, and the bitch don't do shit in return. He caught the bitch chopping vegetables wrong and everything. He favored her excuse that they were in the stew already. I swear he is a clam shucker. The bitch is doing the same shit now what she was doing back when she was hosting at Le Bernardin, going out to the front almost every night and leaving his dumb ass in the back of the house.

Broseph really got my crock pot boiling. I feel like hooking a rack of ribs.

I'll rather cook alone than to put myself through that type of shit.

I swear suckas make it real hard for real chefs. You letting that bitch make a lousy tasting amuse-bouche, but you get mad at me when I throw it in your face? You deserve it.

How can someone accept and eat food like this?

I can do bouillabaisse by myself, I don't need another person doing it worse.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

A most succulent parody!

 

[PoppingTom]

Pure desperation.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Out in the front of the house? That's what we always call a door whore.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Your threads always make me hungry.