how can I help you?

[MagnumOpus1976]

what can I do for you? I'd like to make you smile.

 

[Tryharder62]

Penis pics always go over well here.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Penis pics always go over well here.

noted.

under consideration

 

[Aquagal]

Whats for lunch?

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Whats for lunch?

well, I already had lunch. But it was fried potatoes and onions, and smoked pork chops

 

[KarlC]

What can I do for you?

Yes Literotica, I would like to report a spammer.

"Sir, thank you for calling the Literotica Help Desk. What is your name please?"

President George W. Bush

[Click]

Hello, hello, hello...

What kind of help desk is this?

They just hang up on you!

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Now see here, fella!!

 

[WeedSmoke420]

Yes Literotica, I would like would to report a spammer.

"Sir, thank you for calling the Literotica Help Desk. What is your name please?"

President George W. Bush

[Click]

Hello, hello, hello...

What kind of help desk is this?

They just hang up on you!

hahah