How can I fuck Mickey Mouse?

[Guest]

 

[Willing and Unsure]

take a look here and see what you can find http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/waltdisneyworld/index

 

[Angel]

Who cares? Surprise Angel instead!

 

[Guest]

 

[Angel]

Hey, you tried.

 

[Guest]

 

[EnchantedBeauty]

Thanks willing and unsure... I'm checking the site.

I've never been there, so I don't know what to look for. Does anyone have any advice? Like, "don't stay here" or "go to this show" or whatever.

I always take the cheapest way out for my vacations as I am on a budget. My advice to you would be to not stay in the hotels at Disney World....They are expensive. I always stay in Kissimmee. Its not to far from Orlando(about a 15 minute drive) and they always have great rates. Also you might want to check out a pass that will suit you and your family. And always go at the off season. Always can get good rates during the off season. Their sites will tell you when the off season is. Hope this helps you!

 

[april-wine]

Thanks willing and unsure... I'm checking the site.

I've never been there, so I don't know what to look for. Does anyone have any advice? Like, "don't stay here" or "go to this show" or whatever.

Wondering wildly how to slip into MistressHoney's luggage...........

 

[Renegade]

First, you bribe some of the security guards to let you into Disneyworld after dark when nobody's around. Once you're in, look around the place for wherever Mickey Mouse might be. Check everywhere you suspect the little ratbastard might be hiding. While doing this, make sure to keep an eye out for Goofy, Donald, and any other Walt Disney toons that might get in the way. Take a stun gun with you just incase.

Then, once you know where he is, you set up a giant mouse trap with some cheese as the obvious bait. Use a fan to blow the odor towards Mickey and wait for him to come out looking for the cheese. After he comes out and is pinned down by the trap, sneak up behind him and pull down those red shorts. Use some lubricant to get him nice and ready first, then pull out and attach the strap-on to yourself and stick it right up his...... wait, you didn't mean that literally??

Oh, my bad.

 

[pdx39]

A FUNNY IDEA

Maybe you should wear a Minnie Skirt.

 

[swtbethie]

If they are in to the cultural and different places, spend more time at Epcot. (pick up a Pastry in Paris yummy!! the fireworks each night are great, see them at least once
MGM mainly has stage shows, if you want to ride Rock n rollercoaster and tower of terror get a speed pass for rock n rollercoaster and wait for the other, get there early in the morning! See the muppets here
Magic kingdom is always the busiest, get a speedpass for splash mountain or thunder mountain railroad. Don't wait in line for buzz lightyear, its not worth it. don't see the alien thing next to Buzz lightyear unless you like being scared (its freaky) stay away from Toon town unless you have small kids and don't wait in line for autographs. get a speedpass for space mountain. If your going to wait do it in the afternoon because you spend most of your time inside a AC building waiting.
I didn't like Animal Kingdom at all. Its a giant zoo.
Go shopping in there town where everything is located. eat at the Rainforst (it is semi-jexpensive put very fun)
Bring $50 more than you plan to spend. Stay in Kissimee its much cheaper.

(a speed pass lets you automatically jump to the front of the line. it might be 9:15 when you get a pass and the pass says 11:15. show up at 11:15 and get immediate access to the ride. You can't have two passes unti one has expired or they are 2 hours apart in time)

that's all for now, hope this helps! ( I visit every other year I am a fanatic!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Weird Harold]

The kiddos are ages 6 and 3... both boys.

Having taken a five-year-old to Disneyland, I have to warn you that whatever palns you make are going to be disrupted by tired children if you take the 3yo. (the 6yo might be able to cope)

One other point: DisneyWorld is NOT a one day excursion if you've never ben there before. Check into a three or five day "flex pass," which give you admission for three or five days out of five or seven days. (including one day's early admission) You don't have to go on consecutive days.

I'll have to check with my daughter, the Disney fanatic, and get the URLs for a couple of sites that were very useful for planning the trip to Disneyland.

 

[Thumper]

Lonney tunes.

I heard Mickey broke up with Minnie...

cause she was fucking goofy!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

All right! This is the stuff I was looking for!

The kiddos are ages 6 and 3... both boys. The Toy Story exhibit was on my list, since I know they adore it, but thanks for warning me about it.

Where do you recommend staying? Eating?

i recommend the Disney Carribean Beach Resort.. its a little more on the expensive side than many hotels and such (but not too bad on the pricing from what i remember), but the few times i've been there, staying on the Disney property is much nicer. there's pools that are cleaned a couple times a day, shopping (and lots of it), and so much more i cant even begin to share. you dont have to worry about driving anywhere (there's buses that will take you everywhere.

there are lots of places to eat while there. the mexican place in the Mexico thing at Epcot is really good, as is the german one in Germany. France has really good pastries. each little country has excellent food and things that are specialties known to their country.

i agree with Weird Harold, it is not a one day thing. there is just way too much to do and see, especially with kids. the Disney theme park alone has so many things to do and see. and remember to stop and buy ice cream at the little carts that are around. and the Flying Dumbo's are a must to ride (they're fun no matter how old you are). oh, and beware of motion sickness (found that out the hard way on the teacups.. another must)

the other thing, as Weird Harold also suggested, the flex pass.. its nice, and they can have a meal with a character (like breakfast or something) or do something else that's cool like that. its a lot of fun for the kids, and anyone else that goes (my dad likes going there more than me and my sister did when we were younger).

any other questions?

 

[sexy-girl]

i always thougth minnie was pretty sexy myself

 

[Guest]

ABOUT MINNIE'S PAST

I have a book reprinting dirty "Tijuana Bible" comics with an adult cartoon story where Micky and Minnie fuck. There are other comics with different celebs in them...Batman...The Marx Bros...Stalin...Popeye...Greta Garbo...Betty Boop...etc...printed from the 30's to the 50's. I have reprints of most of them.

This is what people used to read before Playboy came out. They can be found at E-bay sometimes. I bought some of my reprint books there.

 

[Siren]

You cant fuck Mickey

 

[Guest]

"How do I Fuck Micky Mouse?"


"VERY CAREFULLY!" after all he is just a mouse

 

[Angel]

i recommend the Disney Carribean Beach Resort..

I've never planned a trip to Disney World. I've always gone with my father and stepmother when I was younger. But we've ALWAYS stayed at the Carribean Beach Resort. I LOVE that place.

 

[swtbethie]

i recommend the Disney Carribean Beach Resort.. its a little more on the expensive side than many hotels and such (but not too bad on the pricing from what i remember), but the few times i've been there, staying on the Disney property is much nicer. there's pools that are cleaned a couple times a day, shopping (and lots of it), and so much more i cant even begin to share. you dont have to worry about driving anywhere (there's buses that will take you everywhere.

there are lots of places to eat while there. the mexican place in the Mexico thing at Epcot is really good, as is the german one in Germany. France has really good pastries. each little country has excellent food and things that are specialties known to their country.

i agree with Weird Harold, it is not a one day thing. there is just way too much to do and see, especially with kids. the Disney theme park alone has so many things to do and see. and remember to stop and buy ice cream at the little carts that are around. and the Flying Dumbo's are a must to ride (they're fun no matter how old you are). oh, and beware of motion sickness (found that out the hard way on the teacups.. another must)

the other thing, as Weird Harold also suggested, the flex pass.. its nice, and they can have a meal with a character (like breakfast or something) or do something else that's cool like that. its a lot of fun for the kids, and anyone else that goes (my dad likes going there more than me and my sister did when we were younger).

any other questions?

Good advice, if they are young kids take them to uzz lightyear, its a giant video game which they will probably love, but, major lines at this ride

 

[Willing and Unsure]

I've never planned a trip to Disney World. I've always gone with my father and stepmother when I was younger. But we've ALWAYS stayed at the Carribean Beach Resort. I LOVE that place.

i've stayed one night in the Port Orleans, it was nice, but the same thing pretty much for a slightly larger price.. i liked the Carribean cuz there was more privacy to it.. there are different sections of it, and each section has its own pool, beach, and playground


and MH, there's lots of different things for the kids, but one thing i must insist upon is to have them see Tinkerbell at night as she "lights up the sky" it seems cheesy, but its really cool to see, along with the fireworks and parades and all that stuff

 

[Wiggles]

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[Willing and Unsure]

At what age is it deemed pathetic not to have been to Disney World?

I'm 19 and I still haven't gone!

there isnt one... neither of my parents ever went until i was 5.. so they were nearly 30 at the time.. my grandparents were in their 60's.. its a lot of fun for everyone (despite it being geared more for the kids)

 

[Wiggles]

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