How big???

How long is your penis (in inches)?

  • Less than 2"

    Votes: 4 0.7%
  • 2"-2.9"

    Votes: 1 0.2%
  • 3"-3.9"

    Votes: 8 1.3%
  • 4"-4.9"

    Votes: 27 4.5%
  • 5"-5.9"

    Votes: 149 25.0%
  • 6"-6.9"

    Votes: 240 40.3%
  • 7"-7.9"

    Votes: 123 20.7%
  • 8"-8.9"

    Votes: 29 4.9%
  • 9"-9.9"

    Votes: 11 1.8%
  • More than 10"

    Votes: 3 0.5%

  • Total voters
    595
It's interesting that the "average" is holding up pretty well. It's also funny how many views this thread has but how few poll results compared to that.
 
Well... it's really not good that there's only two other dudes with a 3-4" penis out there... FML...
 
I must say the size is much less important than the technique. I'm much more infatuated with my husband's brilliant brain - intelligence and confidence are the keys for me. Glad he's not obsessed with penis size...

That's what all you girls say to appease us feeble minded men with little dicks! ;);):D:D:rose:

As for my size, I don't know, but it seems to find all the right spots.:devil:
 
It's interesting that the "average" is holding up pretty well. It's also funny how many views this thread has but how few poll results compared to that.

I had to look up some statistics for a weepingcock post a few weeks ago (long story), and I found out some interesting things about how this stuff work.

There are a lot of different statistics you can put out about anything, but an important one is the concept of "standard deviation". The "average" value is what most people have, but "standard devation" talks about how large the range is. F'ex, say the "average" car gets 25 miles per gallon (note: these numbers were completely made up by the Department of CWatson's Head). Well, the standard deviation is going to be large, because hybrids get 40 and large SUVs get 10. In other words, there's a large range of numbers around 25 that can still be considered "average". That's what standard deviation measures.

According to the statistics I found, penis length is not like that. The SD for penis length is about 1 mm. Something like 95% of men are between 5 and 7 inches. If you're smaller than that, you're in a significant minority, and if you're larger than that, you're in a significant minority. These statistics are being confirmed by our home study here.

And you know what? I've learned to live with it. I could fuss and whine about being 5" and on the small side of things. But the one lover I've ever had found my cock pleasing to her (in fact, she claimed that its downward curvature made it perfect for hitting her G-spot and such, and was frequently able to climax during intercourse). And if not, I worked hard to make sure she always came at least once during the sex act as a whole. As the whore said to the bashful sailor, "It ain't how much you got, son, it's all in how you use it."

(Besides, if we do a survey on "how many sex partners", I'm pretty sure I'm going to be one of the only people who can only claim one. If you'd asked me a year ago I'd have had to say "zero". Trust me, I have much larger problems than my non-large cock.)
 
So basically what you're saying is that the 5-incher dudes out there have nothing to complain about. Okay, we get it. That's what women have been saying since the beginning of time. However, <4" and I have a right to be concerned and I have a right to ask peoples' opinions about it. Because I want to get an idea about how a woman would feel seeing my cock for the first time.

I AM small. YOU are not.
 
The story is told that when Abraham Lincoln, who was 6' 4" tall, was running for the Senate against Stephen A. Douglas, who was fully a foot shorter, he was once asked how long a man's legs should be. Lincoln replied, "I believe a man's legs should be long enough to reach the ground."
 
The "average" value is what most people have, but "standard devation" talks about how large the range is.

According to the statistics I found, penis length is not like that. The SD for penis length is about 1 mm.

Actually, an average is all of the measurements added together and then divided by the number of measurements, so it isn't always what most people have. Example: Say 5 guys are measured at 5 inches and one's at 100 (ridiculous I know, just for the sake of argument) then the average would be about 21 inches. A typical measurement is actually the most common test result. As for standard deviation, if 95% of males are between 5 and 7 inches, the the standard deviation would be 1 inch, not 1 mm.

I know I'm just being an asshole for pointing this stuff out :rolleyes:, but I just took a statistics class last semester and wanted to correct the terminology. No offense :)
 
Wow, the results are almost a perfect Bell Curve. Nice to see statisticians aren't just messing with our minds. :D
 
Wow, the results are almost a perfect Bell Curve. Nice to see statisticians aren't just messing with our minds. :D

Nice to see that a normal distribution applied here

“You boys measured your penis length. The truth is, it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is: length times diameter, plus weight over girth, divided by angle of the tip squared.

"And so, by dividing the weight and the girth of the penis by the angle or the — what do we call it again? The yaw. The yaw of the shaft. What we finally get is the adjusted penis size, or T.M.I.. Any questions so far? Yes, little girl over there.” -- Randy Marsh

“What’s a penis?” – Girl

Hmm, I always thought that the lust of the thrust was in inverse proportion to the angle of the dangle, provided the urge remained constant.....
 
So basically what you're saying is that the 5-incher dudes out there have nothing to complain about. Okay, we get it. That's what women have been saying since the beginning of time. However, <4" and I have a right to be concerned and I have a right to ask peoples' opinions about it. Because I want to get an idea about how a woman would feel seeing my cock for the first time.

I AM small. YOU are not.

FWIW my wife's boyfriend is on the large end of the scale. For some reason it excites me no end to her her speak of it and how much she enjoys it.
On the other hand, she gets almost as much satisfaction from my significantly smaller one, simply because I employ it in more imaginative ways.
She also had a lover that was possibly around your size and she enjoyed him immensely, until he got married.

Women looking for a quick hook up will judge you based on that. But prospective partners will probably not, provided you are enthusiastic in your endeavours.
 
Actually, an average is all of the measurements added together and then divided by the number of measurements, so it isn't always what most people have. Example: Say 5 guys are measured at 5 inches and one's at 100 (ridiculous I know, just for the sake of argument) then the average would be about 21 inches. A typical measurement is actually the most common test result. As for standard deviation, if 95% of males are between 5 and 7 inches, the the standard deviation would be 1 inch, not 1 mm.

I know I'm just being an asshole for pointing this stuff out :rolleyes:, but I just took a statistics class last semester and wanted to correct the terminology. No offense :)

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that a statistics class would discuss penis size. :D
 
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that a statistics class would discuss penis size. :D

Lol! I've been studying a bit about averages and standard deviation recently as part of a physics course - this is a much more interesting application for it though :-D
 
South Park clips aside, what is the proper method of measuring?

the proper way to measure is from the tip to the base, NOT pushing your pouch to the hidden inch that's below your skin, because that part can't penetrate the vagina, so it doesn't count!

now to the original comment about size...

I am about 5.5" fully erect and I can't quite wrap a US dollar around it, so it's kind of girthy, BUT I've NEVER had a complaint from any of the 11 girls that I've fucked. AND TWO of the 11 girls that I've fucked were STRIPPERS so you know that they've probably seen their account of penis' in their day.

AND I'M A BLACK GUY so the MYTH that black guys are always BIGGER is just that... A FUCKING MYTH!

I HATE my size, but until someone says something about it, (which at that point, I'll probably beat the shit out of her, even though I'm not someone who abuses women or any other person) I guess I'll keep inserting it into every pussy that opens for me!
 
Also, consider this: If used as designed, it's not like your dick will be spending much naked time where she will be able to look at it. :D
 
Also, consider this: If used as designed, it's not like your dick will be spending much naked time where she will be able to look at it. :D

So true; We have not measured him but my man would be on the smaller end in size but he is at the high end when it comes to stamina. And what a wonderfully wicked mind he has when it comes to sex too! No complaints here
 
My boyfriend is not huge - 7ish I would guess, perfect fit.

That's above average. Besides comparing tool sizes with the other guys and debating whether it is important or not, I think this thread (the poll in particular) is really advantageous, because it will inevitably become a nice normal distribution (bell curve), showing what is realistic and representative of the male human body.
 
So basically what you're saying is that the 5-incher dudes out there have nothing to complain about. Okay, we get it. That's what women have been saying since the beginning of time. However, <4" and I have a right to be concerned and I have a right to ask peoples' opinions about it. Because I want to get an idea about how a woman would feel seeing my cock for the first time.

I AM small. YOU are not.

One of the best fucks I ever had...and I went back for more....was from a guy with the smallest dick I ever saw...and it was a great introduction to anal too...and as a nurse, I've seen a lot if cocks...the variety of shapes, sizes and deviations from the norm would surprise most people.
 
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