How big???

[sexy28stud28]

Ok everyone, a simple question: How long is your penis (or your boyfriends)? Anyone that needs to lie is just dumb, since you can answer with the poll without hurting your pride. So guys, be honest and go get a ruler (and maybe have your gf double check before you answer). I'm just curious to see if the accepted average holds up or not.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Let me direct you to a size thread already in progress.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=400493

And let's not forget about the ladies
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=401251

 

[Texguy84]

A related, but important question, of course, is girth. It's fine if you can check her gag reflex from the missionary position, but I've been told that quite a few ladies are fond of that stretch that can only be done with the assistance of a nice thick one.

 

[sexy28stud28]

I agree completely with the girth statement, but I just thought this would be interesting.

 

[Christopher2012]

3-3.9" Girth not great, either.

 

[wicked woman]

You didn't say which state the cock should be in when measured?


You know, I've never once measured a partner's cock. Nor have I ever asked him how big it was. This fascination with size is beyond me.

At the moment the poll results are showing the 5"-7" as the average size as the case for those Litsters responding.

 

[brigel]

8" long, 5.5" around. Although it's definitely not that important. You could have the biggest tool in the world, but it's no good if you can't back it up with a sexy imagination (and a strong tongue).

 

[Eilan]

You didn't say which state the cock should be in when measured?

Um, Ohio?

*rimshot*

 

[NippleMuncher]

Um, Ohio?

*rimshot*

I was wondering when you were going to chime in.

sexy28stud28 - As the old saying goes, "it ain't how big it is, it's how you use it". Every time a "size" thread is started here, that is ultimately the answer. Many of these same threads have also shown that the bigger the dick, the bigger the prick is that is wielding it, meaning those "gifted" with a larger cock think that they're God's gift and don't have to worry about knowing how to use it or any other body part to please anyone but themselves. While this is a generality, and not all gifted men are like this, there is large contingent (no pun intended ) that are.

 

[Marguerite01]

You know, I've never once measured a partner's cock. Nor have I ever asked him how big it was. This fascination with size is beyond me.

Am SO with you on that.

Mostly I think women know if he is going to be a great lover simply by his conversation, confidence and body language before anyone has removed a stitch of clothing. The size thing is an utterly boring cliche.

 

[CWatson]

sexy28stud28 - As the old saying goes, "it ain't how big it is, it's how you use it". Every time a "size" thread is started here, that is ultimately the answer.

Well, yes... but "the truth" and "what a Literotican wants to hear" are often two rather different domains. =/

(5" or so. There's a distinct downward curvature which adds all manner of complication to the situation. Dunno if I've ever known the exact measurement, and frankly I don't care that much. It was more than a decade before I was able to submit it to the only approval process that matters, and that preoccupied me a fair bit more.)

 

[brigel]

It was more than a decade before I was able to submit it to the only approval process that matters, and that preoccupied me a fair bit more.)

Well said!

 

[CandiCame]

Speaking as bottom- there's also such a thing as to big.

I wanna be able to walk, even if I'm limping.

I'm assuming when I voted, I was supposed to do it hard?

 

[brigel]

Speaking as bottom- there's also such a thing as to big.

I wanna be able to walk, even if I'm limping.

I'm assuming when I voted, I was supposed to do it hard?

Reckon you could make a guess as to your upper limit?

 

[banes27]

Mine's just a tad over 6". Answering for 3 of my friends while I'm here, my Russian friend has a dick just a bit longer than mine, my Lithuanian friend's is about 7~7.5" long and a friend my wife slept with the other night, according to her, has a 9" dick.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

T.m.i.

“You boys measured your penis length. The truth is, it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is: length times diameter, plus weight over girth, divided by angle of the tip squared.

"And so, by dividing the weight and the girth of the penis by the angle or the — what do we call it again? The yaw. The yaw of the shaft. What we finally get is the adjusted penis size, or T.M.I.. Any questions so far? Yes, little girl over there.” -- Randy Marsh

“What’s a penis?” – Girl

 

[CandiCame]

Reckon you could make a guess as to your upper limit?

heh- limits... hmm... no, no I don't. I don't really have a way to measure that.

“You boys measured your penis length. The truth is, it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is: length times diameter, plus weight over girth, divided by angle of the tip squared.

"And so, by dividing the weight and the girth of the penis by the angle or the — what do we call it again? The yaw. The yaw of the shaft. What we finally get is the adjusted penis size, or T.M.I.. Any questions so far? Yes, little girl over there.” -- Randy Marsh

“What’s a penis?” – Girl

See, I would be willing to do this. Just so I could say, "the math is my penis".

"The hammer is my penis". ~ Captain Hammer

 

[infinity706]

Reckon you could make a guess as to your upper limit?

I can give my estimate. I'd rather not have anything longer than 7 inches. Seriously, you can get "cervix slammed" from anal sex, too.

 

[sircumvent]

The proper way to measure your penis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD9AExrfzOc

 

[silverwhisper]

soflabbwlvr, candicame: those were absolutely awesome answers.

ed

 

[Nyiatha]

Does it really matter how long? It seems that all men are worried about that but from a girls point of view it is about how well they know how to use it.

 

[sexy28stud28]

This is all nice conversation, but my original intent was just out of curiosity. I'm sure everyone has heard what the "average" is (I've heard about 6"), but I just wanted to see how a sample size measures up (pun intended) to that average. I know the sample size will be small and could possibly be quite biased, but it will still be interesting.

 

[TheWriteMan]

I have 7.5" by a little over 5" around when hard. I've never heard a single complaint, or a lack of response to it. My ex-fiancee has told me she's had one bigger, but that I was the better lay. All in all, not an area I concern myself with that much, but that's not to say it wasn't a welcome site to look at the pole poll results and see myself above the average response.

 

[brigel]

pole poll

Just to know, that didn't go unappreciated.

 

[PolyLvr]

FWIW, no matter how big you are, Peyronie's is a motherfucker. I lost over 2" in usable length. Although I'm told the curve hits the g-spot quite nicely.