KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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- Jul 29, 2000
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After reading Deborah's vastly entertaining and encyclopedic dissertation on mastering a man's ass peppered with comments about Howard Stern and the 16" Cockman, I started to wonder...
I'm a vertically perfect person of less than tall stature (not a lil person cause CreamyLady said so). Anything over 9" is too big. If a man took after me with a 16" outtie peepee, I'm gonna take my Cold Steel tanto to it. Big around is okay, I can get into that, but length?
I been bottomed out and poked oh so painfully by Mr. WonderPrick and his Jackhammer Ass. It took a while before I was convinced to turn loose of his neck. He said he was 12" big n I don't doubt it. He called it his "Wonder Joystick of Molten Love." As in "Yeah baby, you know you want my Wonder Joystick of Molten Love." (You could hear the capitals in it when he said it too).
I've read the stories about the bigger the better and women who've claimed that anything smaller than 15" is too dinky. Then there's the whole horse thing blue brought up *ugh ick.*
Whattaya'll think? Whats too big? Whats the biggest you've seen? Experienced? Wanna experience? Did it vibrate? What'd they call it?
[Edited by KillerMuffin on 08-17-2000 at 07:48 PM]
I'm a vertically perfect person of less than tall stature (not a lil person cause CreamyLady said so). Anything over 9" is too big. If a man took after me with a 16" outtie peepee, I'm gonna take my Cold Steel tanto to it. Big around is okay, I can get into that, but length?
I been bottomed out and poked oh so painfully by Mr. WonderPrick and his Jackhammer Ass. It took a while before I was convinced to turn loose of his neck. He said he was 12" big n I don't doubt it. He called it his "Wonder Joystick of Molten Love." As in "Yeah baby, you know you want my Wonder Joystick of Molten Love." (You could hear the capitals in it when he said it too).
I've read the stories about the bigger the better and women who've claimed that anything smaller than 15" is too dinky. Then there's the whole horse thing blue brought up *ugh ick.*
Whattaya'll think? Whats too big? Whats the biggest you've seen? Experienced? Wanna experience? Did it vibrate? What'd they call it?
[Edited by KillerMuffin on 08-17-2000 at 07:48 PM]

