How about some porn to liven or cheer this place up?

[riff]

It's too lugubrious in here.

Porn is like sunshine
It makes the trees grow
So now I'll post some porno
To melt the frozen snow.


This blonde has quite a pleasant disposition.

 

[riff]

Any requests?

Let's face it. Being a degenerate isn't easy, but someone has to do it.

Check out this dude. What the fuck kinda face is that to wear on the set? What happened? Did she just fart? Or is he just hung-over?

 

[plasticman33]

Re: Any requests?

Let's face it. Being a degenerate isn't easy, but someone has to do it.

Check out this dude. What the fuck kinda face is that to wear on the set? What happened? Did she just fart? Or is he just hung-over?

Maybe she just hasn't washed up recently!

 

[Ginny]

Re: Any requests?

Check out this dude. What the fuck kinda face is that to wear on the set? What happened? Did she just fart? Or is he just hung-over?

<laughing hard>

 

[riff]

Would you eat a pussy flavored hamburger?

No, but I might eat a hamburger-flavored pussy.

 

[Tim1]

hoooooo yaaaaa

If I had that in front of me..I'd be grinnin from ear to ear

 

[VanB]

J18.jpg

LOL

She appears to have some toilet paper wedged in her pussy

 

[Ginny]

hamburger douche?

hmmmm....

nothing's as nasty as scented douches....i mean....why would you want your pussy to smell like a fucking strawberry? or field of flowers?.....sure......it beats it smelling like an ol' tuna...but....natural funk is the way to go...it's all about hygiene, huh?

 

[alexandraaah]

more porn, please.

 

[riff]

Why are women so fucking moody?

How the fuck should I know? But this pic might offer an explanation.

 

[alexandraaah]

I wish mine would do that.

More porn, please.

 

[riff]

Do you still get horny when you are feeling ill?

Yes.

 

[alexandraaah]

less porn please...

 

[riff]

For the ladies, a nice sexy shot.

Not extreme. Sexy.

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: J18.jpg

LOL

She appears to have some toilet paper wedged in her pussy

That would be a gold clit piercing if your monitor color was working right.

 

[Guest]

Have you not seen the FUCK or CUNT threads?!?!!?

 

[riff]

Re: Re: How about some porn to liven or cheer this place up?

Have you not seen the FUCK or CUNT threads?!?!!?

I am unique.

 

[riff]

Fuck and Cunt and a thread of jizm

Or is it jism? I believe in "isms."

 

[bored1]

Re: Any requests?

Let's face it. Being a degenerate isn't easy, but someone has to do it.

Check out this dude. What the fuck kinda face is that to wear on the set? What happened? Did she just fart? Or is he just hung-over?

Laughing my ass off!

 

[riff]

Look!

She applied for a job at the donut shop.

 

[riff]

I am a hopeless assman.

I was born in 1963 and my mother fed me fucking formula!

Resentful, I dedicated my life to asses.

An extremely worthy cause. I could slap my mama!

 

[riff]

And thus ends my little show
for it is time for me to go
the sun is shining and the sky's aglow
all from a little p-werno.

 

[tortoise]

the pause that refreshes

or, aaaaanticipaaaation: