How About a Question Thread?
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moonlight elf
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logophile said:
Be right there....ty Logo
carsonshepherd
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- Why is it so fucking cold in the middle of March?
- How can it already be the middle of March?
- Why do I get blamed for everything?
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Because it's always your fault?carsonshepherd said:
That's what my husband always told me.
carsonshepherd
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elizabethwest said:
You mean your almost ex-husband
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You noticed the past tense, didn't you.carsonshepherd said:You mean your almost ex-husband
Yes, thank god, soon-to-be ex-husband. I had enough of the blame game. It was never his fault.
carsonshepherd
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elizabethwest said:
That's what all the assholes say.
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carsonshepherd said:
Is that what your asshole is saying?
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elizabethwest said:
Is that what your asshole is saying?
No, he's asking me to get him some more ice cream.
( just kidding, love him
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I know. You're one of the lucky ones. And so is he...carsonshepherd said:No, he's asking me to get him some more ice cream.
( just kidding, love him
OhMissScarlett
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Why did I eat so much at dinner?
Why is it funny when baseball players cry at steroid hearings?
does anybody give a shit about hockey anymore?
Why is it funny when baseball players cry at steroid hearings?
does anybody give a shit about hockey anymore?
carsonshepherd
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Why did I suddenly realize after all this time that beer tastes like shit?
Do I have "doormat" stamped on my forehead?
Just how short is my attention span these days?
Do I have "doormat" stamped on my forehead?
Just how short is my attention span these days?
OhMissScarlett
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why am I so lazy? I can't even be bothered to put a second coat of polish on my toenails.
why is my kid still up? grrr
what is it like to be left alone for twenty four hours?
why is my kid still up? grrr
what is it like to be left alone for twenty four hours?
carsonshepherd
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What the fuck am I still doing up?
OhMissScarlett
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1. You're up, posting on Lit.Dndjsp said:
2. You can't sleep, that's why.
3. Because I'm wearing flannel pajamas and a robe.
4. He does it to taunt you, kick his ass.
5. We're too lazy to have an answer thread, mostly.
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Why am I so turned on by the thought of Scarlett in flannel PJ's and a robe?OhMissScarlett said:1. You're up, posting on Lit.
2. You can't sleep, that's why.
3. Because I'm wearing flannel pajamas and a robe.
4. He does it to taunt you, kick his ass.
5. We're too lazy to have an answer thread, mostly.
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Hmmm...I'm more turned on by nothing on a sexy woman...The_Fool said:Because you are turned on by soft, fuzzy and cuddly on a sexy woman....
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Why must I be cursed with being this irresistible?
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elizabethwest said:Why am I so turned on by the thought of Scarlett in flannel PJ's and a robe?
I'm oh so sexy in my Pink Panther jammies and blue and white gingham bathrobe, lmao.
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OhMissScarlett said:
Pink Panther.... Rowwrrr!
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Oh baby...I'm so turned on by that thought...carsonshepherd said:Pink Panther.... Rowwrrr!
Why are you irresistible? It's just your way...
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OhMissScarlett said:
Don't you know how long a passionate kiss can last while untying the knot on a robe belt? Tasting, teasing and pleasing while tongues dance and lips touch, part and meet again. Slipping hands inside the robe, feeling the warmth of a body warm and soft through layered clothing with the bottom layer soft and yielding to the touch. Highlighting and outlining curves and angles that move in ways that are incredibly exciting and tantalizing. Then finding the warm soft skin that has been buffed smooth and gently warmed by the flannel. Exploring with lips and fingertips, seeking those places that elicit both giggles and moans. Then finally finding that place that Elizabeth talked about. That place where skin presses against skin in a tortured, heated way driving desire to a level that allows for nothing but sheer raw animal lust.
