How About a Question Thread?

[Guest]

I don't know, but, hands off, he's mine!

Hey, I saw him first! *pout*

Edit (see below for reason)... Question: Why do turtles always look like old men?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hey, I saw him first! *pout*

It just occured to me that a hairpulling catfight might even be more fun than ravishing Joe.

edited to add: why does the whining queen always have to get his way? *pout*

 

[Guest]

It just occured to me that a hairpulling catfight might even be more fun than ravishing Joe.

Funnily enough, I had that very same thought.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Funnily enough, I had that very same thought.

why not? a little friendly competition never hurt anyone. No kicking, okay?

oh, and why the hell are all microwave control panels all different? That fucking pisses me off. I keep resetting the clock!

 

[Guest]

why not? a little friendly competition never hurt anyone. No kicking, okay?

oh, and why the hell are all microwave control panels all different? That fucking pisses me off. I keep resetting the clock!

Ok, but biting is in. Just no breaking of skin. Prepare to be taken down, oh Scarlett one!


Why does the banana stop dancing after about a minute? No stamina that fellow.

 

[nikkijames]

Why do bras and panties cost more than a shirt or pants?

Why do I have to be 5'11" and not about 5'8"?

Why does Tatelou have that stupid flower there? (rhetorical question)

Why do people enjoy croutons but not stale bread?

Why hasn't he called me?

 

[carsonshepherd]

edited to add: why does the whining queen always have to get his way? *pout*

Because he can.

 

[logophile]

*Why is it easy (relatively speaking) for me to write porn but not my parenting column?
*Why will my cam work in MSN messenger but not Yahoo?
*Am I ever going to get my nerve up to submit a story to a paying publication?
*Why can I only play darts when I'm drunk or angry?

 

[carsonshepherd]

*Why is it easy (relatively speaking) for me to write porn but not my parenting column?
*Why will my cam work in MSN messenger but not Yahoo?
*Am I ever going to get my nerve up to submit a story to a paying publication?
*Why can I only play darts when I'm drunk or angry?

Why did I move away from the city where you live without getting to spank your bottom?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Why did I wait so long to reread this?

 

[tolyk]

Why did I move away from the city where you live without getting to spank your bottom?

Why did I get turned away from the border, thus making me unable to spank her bottom.. ?

 

[logophile]

Why does everybody want to spank me?

 

[tolyk]

Why is your ass so spankable?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*Why can I only play darts when I'm drunk or angry?

I don't know but it isn't an uncommon phenomena. There are several things that I can only do drunk like; parallel park, make gravy and dance like J Lo.

more questions:

Why did Carson have to move? We could be partying with Logophile.

What ever happened to that band The Outfield, they totally rocked?

Why do I spend so much money on porn and have zero remorse for it?

 

[logophile]

Why is your ass so spankable?

Why do you think?

Scarlett, do you still live in the area?
I'm impressed that you can only make gravy while drunk. That's way cooler than playing darts!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Why do you think?

Scarlett, do you still live in the area?
I'm impressed that you can only make gravy while drunk. That's way cooler than playing darts!

Naw, I never lived there, I just visited a bit. I considered moving, but my love of crappy hometown bars kept me here in Bumblefuck.

 

[tolyk]

Why do you think?

Is it because you keep bending over in front of me?

 

[logophile]

Is it because you keep bending over in front of me?

Why are you always behind me?


Also...
Why do I love peanut butter M&Ms so much?
Why does my van always think there's a door open?
How long until all of my kids are asleep so I can relax a little...?

 

[tolyk]

Why are you always behind me?


Also...
Why do I love peanut butter M&Ms so much?
Why does my van always think there's a door open?
How long until all of my kids are asleep so I can relax a little...?

Why don't you tell me where else you'd like me?

Is it because they have peanut butter?
How old is it?
Relax?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Why do porn videos have suck cheesy music?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Naw, I never lived there, I just visited a bit. I considered moving, but my love of crappy hometown bars kept me here in Bumblefuck.

just think of all the glorious pubs in that particular city you could have had instead...

 

[yui]

Why do porn videos have suck cheesy music?

They spend all the production money on the sets…none left over for a score.


Score… *snicker*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Why do porn videos have suck cheesy music?

Yeah, like annoying whistling and people singing in Slovak.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yeah, like annoying whistling and people singing in Slovak.

and talking about soccer, probably, but who cares because it's fucking HOT!!!

 

[ElizabethWest]

Yeah, like annoying whistling and people singing in Slovak.

I wish this were that good...