How About a Question Thread?

[carsonshepherd]

• Why don't some people capitalize their pronouns?
• Why are my pants tight when I sit down, and slide off when I stand up?
• What kind of idiot are you, anyway?

 

[ElizabethWest]

• Why don't some people capitalize their pronouns?
• Why are my pants tight when I sit down, and slide off when I stand up?
• What kind of idiot are you, anyway?

• Why should they?
• Because you shift weight?
• Should I ask you the same thing, mister?

 

[minsue]

• Why don't some people capitalize their pronouns?

Because sometimes They look odd that way?

 

[cantdog]

I haven't investigated your pants, but a tailor can help.

I'm a fiftyish and fat idiot, thanks.

What was the first one? I don't know. I work in a church doing the bulletins, and we don't do the He and Him and His thing, not any more, it's Victorian and passé.

 

[yui]

1. I only capitalize my first person personal pronouns. I think capitalizing the others is kind of a D/s/BDSM/or-whatever-the-correct-acronym-is or religious thing.

2. Not touching this one.

3. I like to think I'm a "sporadic idiot".

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Why am I posting on Lit when I should be writing?
Why am I sexually attracted to John Turturro?
Where the fuck is my nail file?

 

[carsonshepherd]

• Why do people turn when the light is clearly red?
• why can't I seem to write tonight?
• Why won't people do something entertaining to amuse me?
• Where is my watch?
• How do you know when it's love?
• When do we eat?

 

[cantdog]

Do the three of us get to ask some, now?

If so,

What is it about loon calls and birdsong generally that strikes people so rhapsodic? Mostly it's brainless, hardwired dinosaur noises. They have no control over it, they just do it. I mean, fuckin mouning doves, dude. All goddam day. They gotta be on auto fuckin matic. It can't mean jack.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Why am I posting on Lit when I should be writing?
Why am I sexually attracted to John Turturro?
Where the fuck is my nail file?

that's the spirit.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Do the three of us get to ask some, now?

hey, it's a question thread, isn't it? I didn't promise any answers...

 

[minsue]

• Why won't people do something entertaining to amuse me?

http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/tier/rogpen.gif

My work here is done

 

[moonlight elf]

Why haven't iI heard back from my fellowship yet?
Why am I posting instead of doing homework?
Should I paint my toe nails "fuck me red"?
Should I let my hair grow out again?

 

[sophia jane]

Will I ever fall in love?
What is the name of that damn poem I forgot?
Will I be able to sleep tonight?


SJ

 

[OhMissScarlett]

[*]How do you know when it's love?

*sings* I can't tell you but it lasts forever, when it's love...

Is snakeskin one word?
Why do I watch movies that I know will make me cry?
Why am I making fettucini alfredo at 10 pm?

 

[tolyk]

Nooooo, it's the linux penguin!! Get off him you cruel cool smiley!!!!

 

[tolyk]

Should I paint my toe nails "fuck me red"?

Why not?

 

[yui]

Should I paint my toe nails "fuck me red"?

Yes.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Why is it so damned hard to get the static backstory out of the opening of this novel? How does one "show not tell" two pages of personal history anyway?

Grrr.

 

[cantdog]

John Turturro. Well, why not? I mean, what the fuck, I get laid, even I. Who am I to judge?

People do amuse me. I just have to notice. Then when I chuckle, it insults them.

Meanwhile, is there any limit any more to the religious fuckheads? Mother fuck, of course you don't like America. Freethinkers invented it. Get the fuck over it or leave.

I drew a portrait of my waitress, and she kissed me. How about that? It was done on the paper placemat, and she took it and did a pirouette and kissed my forehead.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Will I be able to sleep tonight?


SJ

Ambien with a shot of moonshine. Works everytime.

 

[yui]

Why is it so damned hard to get the static backstory out of the opening of this novel? How does one "show not tell" two pages of personal history anyway?

Grrr.

Slides? PowerPoint?

 

[cantdog]

*sings* I can't tell you but it lasts forever, when it's love...

Is snakeskin one word?
Why do I watch movies that I know will make me cry?
Why am I making fettucini alfredo at 10 pm?

Sometimes.

You recognize the function of drama.

To eat it.

Those were easy.

Can Laurie King write, or what?

Why?

Where's the virtue in continuing your normal life when you don't have much time and so much is undone?

 

[carsonshepherd]

• Why am I not six feet tall like my dad?
• What's love got to do with it?
• Why is it so fucking cold in here?
• Why do people purchase Ken dolls?
• What is the attraction with dogs and toilet paper?
• What's so great about bathing?
• Where is SubJoe when I need entertainment?
• Why was EuroDisney such a flop?
• What is in potted meat? Ew. Scratch that, I don't wanna know.
• Why is everything I like bad for me?
• Just one beer? Please?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Slides? PowerPoint?

Problem solved, then. Hmmm. Don't suppose you also know how to get stubborn stains out of carpet?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

John Turturro. Well, why not? I mean, what the fuck, I get laid, even I. Who am I to judge?

People do amuse me. I just have to notice. Then when I chuckle, it insults them.

Meanwhile, is there any limit any more to the religious fuckheads? Mother fuck, of course you don't like America. Freethinkers invented it. Get the fuck over it or leave.

I drew a portrait of my waitress, and she kissed me. How about that? It was done on the paper placemat, and she took it and did a pirouette and kissed my forehead.

Shut up, you're a good looking guy, better looking than John Turturro.

No, there's no limit on religious fuckheads, there might be a quota though but I'm
sure it's not been met.

That waitress story is the sweetest thing I've heard all day.