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I did not realize that you were a Rory alt...
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I never heard of him, so I guess, just in time for Easter,
that he has been resurrected.
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Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker: Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
I don't post in Rory threads but I talk about him all of the fucking time.