Household items you can fuck with

Jayide

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(sorry if this is in the wrong section)
and i swear im not some freak.. ha.

Now some girls out there (such as myself) can't hide anything in her house. This meaning a vibrator or whatever. But i figure, if it's a household item... no one will know right?

Do yall have any ideas of any ordinary items around the house that a girl could use to uhm... fuck with i guess? lol.

Keep in mind i'm tighter then the average pussy, so nothing to big now ;P
 
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(sorry if this is in the wrong section)
and i swear im not some freak.. ha.

Now some girls out there (such as myself) can't hide anything in her house. This meaning a vibrator or whatever. But i figure, if it's a household item... no one will know right?

Do yall have any ideas of any ordinary items around the house that a girl could use to uhm... fuck with i guess? lol.

Keep in mind i'm tighter then the average pussy, so nothing to big now ;P

I guess it's much easy for girls to get fucked.
 
You can hide a "massager" (like the Hitachi Magic Wand or Wahl), or even an electric toothbrush, in plain sight.

Also, have you checked out post #6 in The Blank Manual sticky yet? There are tons of household toy ideas in there.
 
(sorry if this is in the wrong section)
and i swear im not some freak.. ha.

Now some girls out there (such as myself) can't hide anything in her house. This meaning a vibrator or whatever. But i figure, if it's a household item... no one will know right?

Do yall have any ideas of any ordinary items around the house that a girl could use to uhm... fuck with i guess? lol.

Keep in mind i'm tighter then the average pussy, so nothing to big now ;P

mop handle?
 
If at first you don't succeed, cheat. I just googled for these under 'disguised vibrators' but most online sex stores do toys that look like innocuous objects. A 'sneaky sack' may also solve your problems.
 
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mascara tube, or hair brush handle, make sure you clean whatever you use before and after each use, I giggle every time my husband brushes his hair. :D
xoxo
 
hmmm dont forget condoms for these lol but i know one my friends does this cos her mother old n strict you know virgin till your married strict!!!

-cucumber
-carrot
hair brush handel


i cant remeber the rest lol... ill call and ask....
 
i know one my friends does this cos her mother old n strict you know virgin till your married strict!!!

yeah... thats basically my house for you.






Thanks guys so much for your replies!!
 
mascara tube, or hair brush handle, make sure you clean whatever you use before and after each use, I giggle every time my husband brushes his hair. :D
xoxo

LOL me too!!

Oh, one time, I used one of his screwdriver's handle. That was fun....
 
fresh always best

There any number of things you can use for insertion that are found around the house...it's a matter of putting hands on what is comfortable for you in size and texture without it carrying risk of hurting you.

Fresh foods like mentioned before, carrots, zucchini, cucumber, squash...these work well because they are often of varying sizes and shapes too and can be easily disposed of once used (no worries about cleaning afterwards). For clitoral attention the pulsating shower head is a winner and plenty private usually.
 
Through trial and error from past flings. A stool (with legs, such as a Bar Stool), Broom handle, Mop handle, Small shampoo bottles, glass coke/pepsi bottles, Beer bottles and even some perfume bottles can be inserted with great ease.
 
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(sorry if this is in the wrong section)
and i swear im not some freak.. ha.

Now some girls out there (such as myself) can't hide anything in her house. This meaning a vibrator or whatever. But i figure, if it's a household item... no one will know right?

Do yall have any ideas of any ordinary items around the house that a girl could use to uhm... fuck with i guess? lol.

Keep in mind i'm tighter then the average pussy, so nothing to big now ;P


hi, if you're looking for something that truly goes un-detected just get one of those Gillete razors that have a built-in vibrator. When I brought it home and my gf saw it, that was the first thing that came to her mind..she has been using it ever since.. try getting the one without the pattern texture for grip, because she said that it 'scratches' her inner skin when she's fucking it. It works perfect specially if you have a tighter than average pussy because it's not really thick and you can easily maneuver with it. The thickness makes it also perfect if you want to use it in your ass as well, we use it a lot because the vib that she has it's too big when we do DP, so this one works great as buttplug and I can still be in her at the same time....
This will definitely go unnoticed, you can also carry it with you if you go on holidays without looking suspicious, after all it's just a razor.
I hope this helps, n have lots of fun with it! ;)
 
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