Household items used for butt plug / dildo

[Vixandra]

i think 2 things your best off actualy buying something that was made for the job, secondly perhaps you should tell your wife, you never know, if my fiance came up to me and told me that he wanted to get a butt plug for himself i'd be off like a shot to go buy him one!

I'm with Gypsy on this one.


And you never know, she could be curious too. Heck talk to her, maybe she'll end up wearing a strap on one day and you can do it as a couple thing.

Communication, that's the key. TALK to the woman. You trusted her enough to marry her and have kids with her, surely you trust her.

 

[FoxxyGypsy]

I'm also a big fan of the COMMUNICATION thing but if you're desperate for ideas i once saw a segment on a show about sex where this woman carved penises from potatoes. They looked quite realistic...

 

[DaddySergio]

a frozen hot dog... or if you want it bigger, a frozen bratwurst?

 

[thrity]

Safety concerns

Do you have to put a condom on the household items such like carrot before you put it into your body?

 

[look and see]

Buy one for her and have fun with it and on her days off you use it

 

[Menelaus]

Do you have to put a condom on the household items such like carrot before you put it into your body?

A condom will make something like a carrot a lot more comfortable but as has been said, get a toy. If it is something that you are going to reuse that can't be easily cleaned (someone mention a broom handle) then a condom is a must, especially if you've got designs on reusing it.

 

[boyluv]

anal toyboy

OK. I admit it...I'm an anal pleasure junkie. That said, I have experimented with several household objects in the past during my quest for "the perfect anally induced orgasm". One that I found especially pleasurable is the vegetable zuchini, as it has alot of contours for stimulation and is the perfect width, not too wide, not too narrow. Also, if you heat it in the microwave for about 20 seconds it becomes warm and pliable like a penis.
My favorite discovery thus far is a toilet plunger, for several reasons...But first, you want to find a plunger that has a plastic ribbed handle on the end, which feels much like a ribbed butt plug. If you wet the rubber suction end of the plunger, you can mount it to porcelain or metal objects for a sturdy no hands fuck in various positions and/or angles. Also, another trick I discovered with it is if you have a wooden rocking chair with a spindled back, you can squeeze the suction end of the plunger between the spindles to hold it in a horizontal position, which then acts as a manual fucking machine when you lay at the edge of your bed and rock it with your legs back and forth into your love hole. Happy ten-fold orgasms!

 

[rydia57]

the electric toothbrush...ahhh. And it works just as good on guys as it does girls



But there is this tequila that came out lately. The bottle I mean. It looks exactly like a glass dildo....or I could be using it that way. But anyhoo, it works nice. It looks like a work of art tho. The name of it is Rose something, but i don't drink tequila, I just use the bottle as sextoy, lol.

 

[WannaBeCockStar]

My way of getting this done, especially if you're a beginner, is to take an extra super tampon and without pushing the applicator, slide it in should dtretch you out enough for your fingers.

 

[shiny5437]

Buy one for her and have fun with it and on her days off you use it

That's a very clever suggestion. I'm sure I've seen a similar line of thought in the Tao Te Ching.

 

[baited]

As many have said, using a proper toy designed for that orifice is the safest option, honesty will save future arguments and questions, and some household items are extremely dangerous to use.

With that said, there was an article I read somewhere that explained how to make an ice dildo. I don't remember exactly how it said to do it; but I'll try to explain as much as I remember. I do not suggest trying this, especially not for anal.

For this you will need a condom, a paper towel roll, and maybe a rubber band. Slip the condom into the paper towel roll. Wrap the open end of the condom over the end of the roll, and use the rubber band to hold it in place. Fill the condom with water and place upright in freezer until frozen. You may want to let the ice start to melt a little before you use it, to prevent frost bite or whatever else may occur. Alternately you could just tie the end of the condom off, but the paper towel roll will make it hold its shape. You might try putting other things in the roll as well to give it texture, or try using different sizes of tubes.

I would like to reiterate, I do not suggest this for several reasons. It may not be safe, I guess it will melt if it gets "lost", but it could cause other damage from tearing or extreme cold. I really don't know how you would explain it to your wife.... "I was building a model rocket out of ice." She may not believe that. You could also buy a small safe to keep things in, and don't give anyone the combination.

 

[Noira]

OK. I admit it...I'm an anal pleasure junkie. That said, I have experimented with several household objects in the past during my quest for "the perfect anally induced orgasm". One that I found especially pleasurable is the vegetable zuchini, as it has alot of contours for stimulation and is the perfect width, not too wide, not too narrow.

Holy crap, you don't have zuccinis like we have out here, then, I guess... because I've never seen a zuccini less than three inches thick, at least... o_o You sure you don't mean cucumbers?

 

[skierboy25]

A Popsicle..think of all the options

 

[baited]

A Popsicle..think of all the options

If you leave them wrapped be careful about the seams; they may cut the shit out of you. And keep in mind when inserting things in the anus that the anus absorbs nutrients, drugs, and other things a lot faster than the stomach.

 

[Noira]

And the ice cold could stick to your sensitive skin in there and tear. And that would make an INSANE mess if it melted...

I do not avocate popcicles up the butt.

Firm vegetables are probably a decent option. Lot of size options there.

 

[lil_Jack_horny]

Ice cubes & "Ass cum"?

Would ice cubes be safe....i'm really into anal simulation....another question what is the liquid that comes out of your ass after anal? Because i anal'd my self with a carrot(BTW awesome idea felt so good) and when i took the carrot out there was a semi-think liquid driping out of my ass. please help!

 

[A_Kefka]

a frozen hot dog... or if you want it bigger, a frozen bratwurst?

I'd watch out for this one. Heeard about someone once who used a frozen hot dog, and it stuck to her like a tongue to a flagpole. I'd recomment thawing a bit.

 

[gagginforit]

This reminds me of when I was a teenager exploring my sexuality... in the bath with my mum's hairbrush, fucking myself with the handle.

 

[RicoLouis]

In my younger peeping tom days I once saw a girl get off using one of those spring action toliet paper holders. I still get a smile every time I have to change the toliet paper.

 

[smokedutch]

what is a good vibrator / dildo . buttplug that i should buy im a newcomer to the anal insertion kinda thing oh yeah and another food household item that you could use is a blunt tube just say you smoked some weed or something or just a blunt but

 

[DominaDoll]

Ducky Doolittle

You should watch Ducky Doolittle's YouTube video, what not to put in your butt. Many people go to the emergency room for sticking things up their butts because once in they can't retrieve them. Any butt toy should have a FLARED BASE so the toy doesn't slip too deep. Seriously, household items shouldn't be put in the butt at all.

But, I think this might be a joke anyway...? So go watch Ducky's video if you really want a laugh!

Not sure if it is ok to post links but you can google ducky doolittle butt youtube.

And use lube not Crisco.

xxx
Domina

 

[boatail]

i have

built my own using condoms and expanding foam insulation . a paper towel tube unroll condom inside of tube spray the foam inside and let dry . if you take it out while partially cure you can shape it or curve it to your liking . i always cover it with a condom and the base expands just like a set of balls . idle minds i guess

 

[RockHardKP]

Try a Potato.........you can whittle it down to any size and shape you like.......cover it with a condom and your all set

 

[Felix_Jones]

Suggestions

what's a guyt to do?

 

[lborobastard]

what's a guyt to do?

Well I always look for pervertables when shopping, my plunger in the bathroom has a long bumpy acrylic handle for a reason you know.

and many bathroom accessories can be fallic in shape and have have little risk of getting lost, think towel rail poles etc.