Household items to masturbate with

[InyourDreams63]

Nevermind , I'm getting bout of this chat buh-bye

 

[Jada59]

Other than a showerhead, what can I use around the house to masturbate with? I need some ideas!

I suppose that depends if if you are male or female and what kind of stimulation you seek.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Vacuum cleaner is a no-no.
Nothing from the knife drawer.
Probably not the egg beater.

 

[donol]

Well there lots of items in the home that can serve this purpose regardless of your gender. Think about it. Anything that vibrates to some degree can be effective if you want it to be. And while a finger tapping or rubbing as rapidly as you wish is fine, it certainly can't beat 60 cycles a second AC.

The most obvious of these is of course, the electric toothbrush...handy to us all. Another popular bathroom item would be the hand-held shower massage....consider the possibilities. Returning to electro-sexuality, the vibration from anything that plugs in can provide enough repetitive stimulation. A few examples would be:

handle of a vacuum cleaner, electric drill(pointed away of course) electric mixer, should do the job if you apply enough pressure to the desired area.

Of course, if you are bold enough to forgo the surreptitious nature of these items (although having an orgasm while performing a mundane job like vacuuming can be exciting), you can anonymously purchase toys online....and some of them are quite handsome.

 

[Hypoxia]

Plastic cigar tubes make good dildos and butt-plugs. But don't lose them inside. And no gerbils.

 

[stickygirl]

It's gotta be the washing machine on spin cycle, unless you are in the machine in which case not so good. I've never been in the machine, but it'll kill a gerbil and not through multiple orgasms.
There's also those paint-sanders: I tried one once, but it's too much ... noisy too.

 

[jehoram]

Anybody ever tried this?

https://78.media.tumblr.com/865af28dd374bdc1d8d90a9c50be13ac/tumblr_p988qouANQ1vkzuj9o1_500.jpg

 

[PureBlisshennah]

Try sitting under water tap.. control the flow..
Thank.me later

 

[Hypoxia]

I wrote a piece (rejected by Laurel) with a borrowed scene: a deformed mad pharmacist creates drugs that cause specific body organs to enlarge drastically. He injects his penis; it grows tenfold. His preferred household masturbation tool is now a top-loading clothes washer filled with chopped raw liver. Spin-cycle gets exciting.

Sitting on the drier is good enough for me.