Houseguests & Fish...Violate 3-Day Rule at Your Peril.

[Que]

"Hey, Bro....I'm in town visiting my kids and my ex said she's "not comfortable" with me around is it okay if I crash at your place just for tonight?"

...that was about six weeks ago.

Since one generally whines about things like this on facebook but unfortunately he's on Facebook, I decided I need my own thread here to bemoan my self-inflicted annoyances.


Hey, Bro... Do you got any extra razors?

I of course graciously said, "Sure."- When what I should have said is no there aren't any extras this time they only came 8 to a pack for which I pay over $8 which worksI out tothe about a dollar a piece. I buy them 8 to a pack not because I'm running a bed and breakfast but because I live 45 miles from the nearest Walmart and I pretty much need to change my blade at minimum every couple of days so that my swartht exterior does not resemble my ancestor Harry Morgan. Possibly THE very same Black Harry Morgan of lore

 

[subdued_passion]

"Hey, Bro....I'm in town visiting my kids and my ex said she's "not comfortable" with me around is it okay if I crash at your place just for tonight?"

...that was about six weeks ago.

Since one generally whines about things like this on facebook but unfortunately he's on Facebook, I decided I need my own thread here to bemoan my self-inflicted annoyances.


Hey, Bro... Do you got any extra razors?

I of course graciously said, "Sure."- When what I should have said is no there aren't any extras this time they only came 8 to a pack for which I pay over $8 which worksI out tothe about a dollar a piece. I buy them 8 to a pack not because I'm running a bed and breakfast but because I live 45 miles from the nearest Walmart and I pretty much need to change my blade at minimum every couple of days so that my swartht exterior does not resemble my ancestor Harry Morgan. Possibly THE very same Black Harry Morgan of lore

Anyone staying more than a night is a house pest. I try to be as hostile and unwelcoming as possible so they think before they ever ask me any favours again.

 

[subdued_passion]

BTW, I'm planning a visit thataways and the hotel got the dates mixed up so I need a place to crash for a day.

I carry my own blades and then some. Can I count on your hospitality bro?

 

[Que]

If you can find me 45 miles from the nearest Walmart all the way from India yeah I'll put you up for a day and a half...

Maybe a full three days if you put out.

 

[subdued_passion]

It depends. How big is your cock?

 

[Que]

Larger than one would expect from my diminutive stature, but just a tad smaller than my ego.

Update On my involuntarily acquired roommate.

He spends all day on Facebook talking to this chick in that chick and when he finally gets his unemployment, puts gas in his truck and goes and gets laid...around here NOT having a job is a plus for some perverse reason.

So this morning he rolls back in about 3 a.m. I decide to get up and do something with some frozen pork loin that I realized it was in my refrigerator freezer compartment. Only to find out that he apparently used the last of my onions.

The only grocery store in town doesn't open until 6 a.m.. I'm not ordinarilly pposed to doing a little dumpster diving, and onions potatoes avocados and tomatoes are generally fairly easy dumpster finds... but I just don't feel like changing into something grubby doing that coming back showering all just so that I can have an onion for the chili verde i had in mind...


Resolved to make do and assuage my hunger with a granola bar, I was just opening the bar when I suddenly discovered an onion hidden in the back of the counter.

I made a quick chile verde version, and actually froze and hid the leftovers.

That way I don't hear tomorrow,

Hey bro, is that chili verde in the refrigerator still good?

Which is his way of saying "Hey bro, I know you have 0 cash flow right now are living off of your substantial, very hard-earned savings (5 years of 12 hour nightshift overtime) but the $240 that I got in weekly unemployment yesterday is already gone can I eat your food?

Plus I have reached a new nadir of getting involved with lost puppies and stray kittens...i am hiding food in my own house.

My ONLY New Years resolution was NOT to help ANYONE for ANY REASON for 12 months. I have failed miserably on that it resolved with many different people already this year while my resources are dwindling.

He's been in my house a couple of days and he gave me a $20 bill saying its not much but I wanted to offer you something.

I thought that was great until two days later asked if he could borrow $40!

But I told him not only no but hell no.

He couln't make $240 last for 4 days while living in my house for free and eating my food how was he going to pay back forty dollars??

I'm in a bit of an awkward position. I know the right thing to do for me and certainly for him is to throw his lazy mooching ass out.

Unfortunately as he well knows I am NOT currently paying rent nor do I need to do so for the foreseeable future.

The company I worked for has seen fit like a lot of corporation to Employ a lot of extra box in managerial positions which means of course the place is horribly run.

I'm on the things they don't do well is proper inventory control of the many properties that they own and then lease at way below market rent to employees.

I am NOT as we speak and employees so they can't deduct it from my check, but they know how to have no cross check for properties they own were no income is coming in from.

Ironically although it has nothing to do with what I used to do for them I've got a background in real estate in could probably help him out quite a bit.

I don't think I will though

 

[subdued_passion]

Larger than one would expect from my diminutive stature, but just a tad smaller than my ego.

Update On my involuntarily acquired roommate.

He spends all day on Facebook talking to this chick in that chick and when he finally gets his unemployment, puts gas in his truck and goes and gets laid...around here NOT having a job is a plus for some perverse reason.

So this morning he rolls back in about 3 a.m. I decide to get up and do something with some frozen pork loin that I realized it was in my refrigerator freezer compartment. Only to find out that he apparently used the last of my onions.

The only grocery store in town doesn't open until 6 a.m.. I'm not ordinarilly pposed to doing a little dumpster diving, and onions potatoes avocados and tomatoes are generally fairly easy dumpster finds... but I just don't feel like changing into something grubby doing that coming back showering all just so that I can have an onion for the chili verde i had in mind...


Resolved to make do and assuage my hunger with a granola bar, I was just opening the bar when I suddenly discovered an onion hidden in the back of the counter.

I made a quick chile verde version, and actually froze and hid the leftovers.

That way I don't hear tomorrow,

Hey bro, is that chili verde in the refrigerator still good?

Which is his way of saying "Hey bro, I know you have 0 cash flow right now are living off of your substantial, very hard-earned savings (5 years of 12 hour nightshift overtime) but the $240 that I got in weekly unemployment yesterday is already gone can I eat your food?

Plus I have reached a new nadir of getting involved with lost puppies and stray kittens...i am hiding food in my own house.

My ONLY New Years resolution was NOT to help ANYONE for ANY REASON for 12 months. I have failed miserably on that it resolved with many different people already this year while my resources are dwindling.

He's been in my house a couple of days and he gave me a $20 bill saying its not much but I wanted to offer you something.

I thought that was great until two days later asked if he could borrow $40!

But I told him not only no but hell no.

He couln't make $240 last for 4 days while living in my house for free and eating my food how was he going to pay back forty dollars??

I'm in a bit of an awkward position. I know the right thing to do for me and certainly for him is to throw his lazy mooching ass out.

Unfortunately as he well knows I am NOT currently paying rent nor do I need to do so for the foreseeable future.

The company I worked for has seen fit like a lot of corporation to Employ a lot of extra box in managerial positions which means of course the place is horribly run.

I'm on the things they don't do well is proper inventory control of the many properties that they own and then lease at way below market rent to employees.

I am NOT as we speak and employees so they can't deduct it from my check, but they know how to have no cross check for properties they own were no income is coming in from.

Ironically although it has nothing to do with what I used to do for them I've got a background in real estate in could probably help him out quite a bit.

I don't think I will though

Sounds to me like you have a small cock. Don't think it'll work.

Now this friend of yours sound pretty hot. Is he gonna be around?