~ House of Blu

[Spudicus]

I do believe he WAS a she.... reference still works, though!

I love Civ! And world domination is fun....regular domination, well...every once in a great while, it can be fun, too. Although right now I'm suffering from involuntary celebacy

 

[blulilacgrl]

I do believe he WAS a she.... reference still works, though!

I love Civ! And world domination is fun....regular domination, well...every once in a great while, it can be fun, too. Although right now I'm suffering from involuntary celebacy

Hey. I love the name. Now you need an av with a chariot and a dog.

Aww...sugar I'm so sorry. Involuntary huh? Now see, I find that hard to believe. Lots of ladies around. Whatcha lookin' for that you're havin' such a hard time findin'?

 

[bailey294]

You say fat, I say deliciously curvy...

 

[Spudicus]

I'm just looking for a gal to have some fun with. Nothing in particular, really, besides the usual licking, sucking, and fucking. Here or in RL. I'm not picky at this point

 

[blulilacgrl]

You say fat, I say deliciously curvy...

I think I like your saying much better!

But now why do I have a sneaking suspicion you are trying to heat something up, just so you can have an excuse to bring out your aforementioned hose. Not that I'm complaining of course!

 

[blulilacgrl]

I'm just looking for a gal to have some fun with. Nothing in particular, really, besides the usual licking, sucking, and fucking. Here or in RL. I'm not picky at this point

[laughs]

Okay. So you are just looking for good natured fun and nothing serious? Just LSF?

I always find the "nothing picky" a bit circumspect. I am picky. Do tell what are your top three things that are deal breakers in someone.

I'll tell mine...

1. He has to have a sense of humor. If he can't laugh at himself or make me laugh then I won't have a good time

2. Honesty. He has to be honest. Lying is so silly and implies that I am stupid.

3. Mmm...forearms. Yeah I'm a sucker for forearms. What can I say, I'm weird like that.

 

[bailey294]

[laughs]

Okay. So you are just looking for good natured fun and nothing serious? Just LSF?

I always find the "nothing picky" a bit circumspect. I am picky. Do tell what are your top three things that are deal breakers in someone.

I'll tell mine...

1. He has to have a sense of humor. If he can't laugh at himself or make me laugh then I won't have a good time

2. Honesty. He has to be honest. Lying is so silly and implies that I am stupid.

3. Mmm...forearms. Yeah I'm a sucker for forearms. What can I say, I'm weird like that.

I thought you wanted to see me play with my hose or help maybe....

 

[blulilacgrl]

I thought you wanted to see me play with my hose or help maybe....

Sugar, I bet you have great forearms from luggin' that hose around.

 

[bailey294]

Sugar, I bet you have great forearms from luggin' that hose around.

pretty strong, good for holding other things like sexy women...if you know what I mean...

 

[Spudicus]

Ok, you got me - not picky was a poor choice of words My top 3: 1) Sense of humor - if she doesnt laugh easily, I'm completely turned off. 2) Intelligence - Sex is fun, but I want her to be able to hold a conversation on many different topics, before and after lovemaking. 3) Honesty - I value honesty and integrity highly, and expect her to do the same.

She could be the hottest thing in the world, but without these qualities, I'm not interested.

 

[blulilacgrl]

pretty strong, good for holding other things like sexy women...if you know what I mean...

You know, I think there is someone right here who could use some good strong arms to hold on to her. Careful though, she gets quite squirmy....if you know what I mean...

Ok, you got me - not picky was a poor choice of words My top 3: 1) Sense of humor - if she doesnt laugh easily, I'm completely turned off. 2) Intelligence - Sex is fun, but I want her to be able to hold a conversation on many different topics, before and after lovemaking. 3) Honesty - I value honesty and integrity highly, and expect her to do the same.

She could be the hottest thing in the world, but without these qualities, I'm not interested.

Ah.. now see you went for the intelligence I went for the forearms. I'm so damn easy. He could be dumb as a box of rocks, but damn if the forearms are good...."shhh...sweetie, don't talk. Flex" lol

 

[Spudicus]

I did go with intelligence, but if she had a fantastic ass, I might have to ditch my scruples and just enjoy the hell out of it

 

[bailey294]

You know, I think there is someone right here who could use some good strong arms to hold on to her. Careful though, she gets quite squirmy....if you know what I mean...



Ah.. now see you went for the intelligence I went for the forearms. I'm so damn easy. He could be dumb as a box of rocks, but damn if the forearms are good...."shhh...sweetie, don't talk. Flex" lol

Luckily I am good with knots...If you no what I mean...

 

[blulilacgrl]

I did go with intelligence, but if she had a fantastic ass, I might have to ditch my scruples and just enjoy the hell out of it

HA! I love it! So you're an ass man, huh? Like Kim K ass or like tight small ass?

Word of advice...if Pmann offers to let you see his ass, RUN!

 

[blulilacgrl]

Luckily I am good with knots...If you no what I mean...

Oooh... were you a Boy Scout? Are you always prepared for everything?

 

[bailey294]

Oooh... were you a Boy Scout? Are you always prepared for everything?

Need to be in my line of work...

Speaking of work, I work a 24 tomorrow so I better get to bed..Look for you another time sexy...

 

[Lord Pmann]

HA! I love it! So you're an ass man, huh? Like Kim K ass or like tight small ass?

Word of advice...if Pmann offers to let you see his ass, RUN!

My ass is sexy. You know that.

And Kim K has the best ass ever. I'd set up residence if I could.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Need to be in my line of work...

Speaking of work, I work a 24 tomorrow so I better get to bed..Look for you another time sexy...

Anytime sugar! I'm right here. I might even start a fire just so you have to come! Oops did the come out wrong?

 

[Spudicus]

Lol - no worries, I will break land speed records if he does that! As for asses - I think it depends on the girl - maybe I just like proportion? If it's curvy and works on her, I'm in (and I mean that!). I do tend away from the real skinny gals, but I also wouldn't necessarily just say no thank you either - I've met me

 

[blulilacgrl]

My ass is sexy. You know that.

And Kim K has the best ass ever. I'd set up residence if I could.

Your goat smelling ass is scarey as shit!

And Kim K has a restraining order against you. I'm thinking of doing the same.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Your goat smelling ass is scarey as shit!

And Kim K has a restraining order against you. I'm thinking of doing the same.

Then when you break in my house late at night for some stick, you'd be only hurting yourself.

 

[Hissub1111]

*walks in humming 'Tequila'*

Evening Blu

 

[blulilacgrl]

Then when you break in my house late at night for some stick, you'd be only hurting yourself.

Stick? Please. Try twig. Or bud. A newfound flower...

*walks in humming 'Tequila'*

Evening Blu

Hey girlfriend! Are we doin' shots tonight?

Aaaaand have you met Spudicus? He's new around these parts. Well not necessarily new, but he has finally decided to join in on the chatter so....

 

[Hissub1111]

Stick? Please. Try twig. Or bud. A newfound flower...



Hey girlfriend! Are we doin' shots tonight?

Aaaaand have you met Spudicus? He's new around these parts. Well not necessarily new, but he has finally decided to join in on the chatter so....

Oh yes! Start pouring beautiful!

Hello Spudicus! Nice to meet you

 

[Spudicus]

Mmmmm...shots.....is it true that tequila makes clothing evaporate?

Hola, Hissub! Pleasure to meet you!