~ House of Blu

[blulilacgrl]

I would love to try and keep up with your games....

Who said I have a pencil dick ?

Not you sugar. You have a giant fire hose, yes?

I was talking about Pmann... He keeps sending me these really lewd pm's. Completely unsolicited of course. Now he's after my sister as well!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Your sister can lick a possum's ass.

 

[bailey294]

So how much wine have you had now ?

 

[blulilacgrl]

Your sister can lick a possum's ass.

You really have a thing for possums' asses. Have you tried them before? Are they any good?

 

[blulilacgrl]

So how much wine have you had now ?

Mmm...starting in on my 3rd glass now. Want some? I must warn you it is very cheap and very bad red wine. But it does make things interesting.

 

[bailey294]

Mmm...starting in on my 3rd glass now. Want some? I must warn you it is very cheap and very bad red wine. But it does make things interesting.

Would love some....Oh the wine too...

 

[blulilacgrl]

Would love some....Oh the wine too...

hee hee

Sugar I got plenty of both to go around.

What's your pleasure? Come tell Mama Blu

 

[bailey294]

hee hee

Sugar I got plenty of both to go around.

What's your pleasure? Come tell Mama Blu

My pleasure would be a hot woman to lick, kiss, suck and fuck...

 

[Spudicus]

*walks in and sits down, eyeing Blu and Bailey* I'd hate to interrupt, but I'm dying for a good tequila sunrise. Think you could help me out with that?

 

[Lord Pmann]

You really have a thing for possums' asses. Have you tried them before? Are they any good?

They are terrible. Kind of a cross between a goat's and a gopher's.

 

[blulilacgrl]

My pleasure would be a hot woman to lick, kiss, suck and fuck...

Now see darlin' I have at least half of what you are looking for. But sadly according to Pmann I am as homely as a possum's ass.

*walks in and sits down, eyeing Blu and Bailey* I'd hate to interrupt, but I'm dying for a good tequila sunrise. Think you could help me out with that?

Mmm.... now you are speaking my language. I love tequila! Coming right up!!
How you tonight sweetcheeks?

They are terrible. Kind of a cross between a goat's and a gopher's.

Ohhh... then you should try raccoon. Much better. Kinda like a cross between cat and horse.

 

[bailey294]

Now see darlin' I have at least half of what you are looking for. But sadly according to Pmann I am as homely as a possum's ass.

Well now beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

And I don't believe PMANN for a second...I'll be back in about thirty darlin, quick road trip to the store...

 

[Spudicus]

I'm doing alright Blu - better now that I've got this delicious drink in my hand. I've heard about your place and just had to stop in and I'm glad I did, seeing that the bartender is gorgeous

 

[blulilacgrl]

I'm doing alright Blu - better now that I've got this delicious drink in my hand. I've heard about your place and just had to stop in and I'm glad I did, seeing that the bartender is gorgeous

Well now sweetcheeks, you are welcome in here anytime! A girl can always use sweet words.

I see you are new 'round these parts. Enjoyin' the chatter?

 

[Spudicus]

I'm kinda new - I usually sit in the back of the bar, watching the world go by, lurking in the dark, but this has been a year of change, and I decided it was time to be part of the chatter instead of just a listener. Your place here seemed like a good place to do so, and I think I was right

 

[Lord Pmann]

Now see darlin' I have at least half of what you are looking for. But sadly according to Pmann I am as homely as a possum's ass.

Well now beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

And I don't believe PMANN for a second...I'll be back in about thirty darlin, quick road trip to the store...

You don't believe pmann? I'm the authority on all things awesome. And if I say she looks like a possum's ass, she looks like a possum's ass.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I'm kinda new - I usually sit in the back of the bar, watching the world go by, lurking in the dark, but this has been a year of change, and I decided it was time to be part of the chatter instead of just a listener. Your place here seemed like a good place to do so, and I think I was right

My place is an awesome spot to do just that. [laughs]

And you are welcome to join in or simply sit and listen as much as you like. Although be forewarned that I am often quite silly and when certain people walk in (ahem Pmann and HS) things can get a little raucous.

But then again raucous can be fun, so you should join in on that too!

Anything you want to chat about tonight? What made you decide to join the chatter after listening for so long?

 

[blulilacgrl]

You don't believe pmann? I'm the authority on all things awesome. And if I say she looks like a possum's ass, she looks like a possum's ass.

Yeah, but you still loooove me

You want to huuug me
You want to kiiiiss me

hee hee cuz you have a thing for possum asses. Admit it Hamburglar.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah, but you still loooove me

You want to huuug me
You want to kiiiiss me

hee hee cuz you have a thing for possum asses. Admit it Hamburglar.

I can neither confirm or deny these possumy allegations.

 

[Spudicus]

If it didn't get a little raucous at times, I'd be disappointed

As for what made me join in? Well - I'm single again after a 16 year relationship, and it's hard to meet people from the dark corner in the bar So it is time to put myself out there and see what happens. I enjoy conversations of all kinds

 

[blulilacgrl]

I can neither confirm or deny these possumy allegations.

These are not allegations, possumy or otherwise. These are facts! You have been after me forevah! Don't try and deny it now.

 

[blulilacgrl]

If it didn't get a little raucous at times, I'd be disappointed

As for what made me join in? Well - I'm single again after a 16 year relationship, and it's hard to meet people from the dark corner in the bar So it is time to put myself out there and see what happens. I enjoy conversations of all kinds

16 years? Damn. (((Spudicus)))

Okay so first conversation...explain the name. lol

 

[bailey294]

Now see darlin' I have at least half of what you are looking for. But sadly according to Pmann I am as homely as a possum's ass.



Mmm.... now you are speaking my language. I love tequila! Coming right up!!
How you tonight sweetcheeks?



Ohhh... then you should try raccoon. Much better. Kinda like a cross between cat and horse.

Hey darlin I'm back, whats shakin ?

 

[Spudicus]

Ok And I'm going to date myself a little here... You may remember (or heard) of Spuds McKenzie, Budweiser dog that had a big black spot on one eye. Well, I got in a scuffle at school and ended up with a black eye. My best friend called me Spuds because of it. So... fast forward quite a few years to when I started playing Civilization 2, where the Greek Leader was Spartacus. Wanting to be original, I decided that it would better if I called myself Spudicus instead. Geeky, but hey, I gotta be me. It's original enough that I know if I use that as a user name, it is never taken.

Not exactly exciting, but there it is

 

[blulilacgrl]

Hey darlin I'm back, whats shakin ?

Just my fat ass, sugar!

Ok And I'm going to date myself a little here... You may remember (or heard) of Spuds McKenzie, Budweiser dog that had a big black spot on one eye. Well, I got in a scuffle at school and ended up with a black eye. My best friend called me Spuds because of it. So... fast forward quite a few years to when I started playing Civilization 2, where the Greek Leader was Spartacus. Wanting to be original, I decided that it would better if I called myself Spudicus instead. Geeky, but hey, I gotta be me. It's original enough that I know if I use that as a user name, it is never taken.

Not exactly exciting, but there it is

Hey! I remember Spuds McKenzie. God that dog was everywhere. In fact wasn't 'he' actually a 'her'?

So Civ. huh? Into domination? I mean world domination of course. [laughs]