~ House of Blu

[blulilacgrl]

Seeing as I'm the new milkman, thought I'd better bump this.

So ...

Who wants it round front, and who prefers it round back?

[laughs]

And if the answer is both?

I think I kinda like the new milkman!

 

[blulilacgrl]

Hey Everybody!! A very tipsy Mama Blu checkin' in. Be warned I have opened up and already consumed half a bottle of red wine. I cannot be held liable for my words or actions.

But damn I feel like having fun! Anyone else feel like being silly?

 

[RickTango]

Tipsey 2

I drank the other half and then some

 

[blulilacgrl]

Okay who has the aspirin? Apparently late night chats and a full bottle of wine lead to not feeling well the next day. I probably should have learned this earlier in life.
But at least I had fun last night!

Ugh... this is pouty Blu waiting for the aspirin to kick in. Anyone have any chicken noodle soup? Or willing to offer back rub services? Ohh or foot rubs?

And damned if that second bottle of wine isn't calling my name!

 

[blulilacgrl]

Just poured my first glass of wine and feeling both silly and bitchy at the same time. Maybe an interesting combination.

But be forewarned anyone who steps in tonight, my best friend is visiting so the bitchiness might be a two for one special.

Who wants to test it out? [laughs]

I'm also in a weird music mood. Not in the mood for blues more in the mood for this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B2a6l6wM2k&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TLqvmOBhCxXSc

Ha ha. Yeah weird mood I know, but how old are you if you remember actually listening to this on the radio or maybe buyin' it on *gasp* LP!!


And I have been remiss on the cover charge darlings. So for tonight I want to know what song really brings the 80s back for you?

The formerly blonde Blu

 

[blulilacgrl]

Aaach, you bastards! I dye my hair and suddenly no one knows me? Y'all suck!

Y'all suck dick tits! Yep I am totally co-opting the word. Just cuz it makes me smile. And cuz I've had too much to drink and feel like it.

I'm feeling a little...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-s-pti0xoA

 

[herMaster1111]

Good evening blu i dont suck anything but clits and nipples! thank you very much
how are you!!? Ms. Brunette

 

[Bbb13]

Aaach, you bastards! I dye my hair and suddenly no one knows me? Y'all suck!

Y'all suck dick tits! Yep I am totally co-opting the word. Just cuz it makes me smile. And cuz I've had too much to drink and feel like it.

I'm feeling a little...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-s-pti0xoA

Yea I'll suck dick tits for you

 

[blulilacgrl]

Good evening blu i dont suck anything but clits and nipples! thank you very much
how are you!!? Ms. Brunette

Yea I'll suck dick tits for you

Well I think we have just figured out who my real friend for the evening is.

*Big Smooches* to Mr. Bbb13.
How are you tonight sugar?

HM you could only dream of sucking dick tits!

 

[herMaster1111]

Well I think we have just figured out who my real friend for the evening is.

*Big Smooches* to Mr. Bbb13.
How are you tonight sugar?

HM you could only dream of sucking dick tits!

i dream big we discussed this but dick tits nah lol ill pass

 

[blulilacgrl]

i dream big we discussed this but dick tits nah lol ill pass

Aww...come on. There's a first time for everything. Try it, you'll like it!

 

[herMaster1111]

Aww...come on. There's a first time for everything. Try it, you'll like it!

well what is a dick tit? lol lets start there

 

[Bbb13]

Well I think we have just figured out who my real friend for the evening is.

*Big Smooches* to Mr. Bbb13.
How are you tonight sugar?

HM you could only dream of sucking dick tits!

So what must I do?

 

[Bbb13]

So what must I do?

Waiting to suck

 

[blulilacgrl]

well what is a dick tit? lol lets start there

So what must I do?

I'm so glad you asked. See this is how it starts. First your curious. And curiosity is good here. Isn't that why we come to Lit? To expand our horizons? So I refer to this thread which explains the origins of 'dick tits'.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=41758039&posted=1#post41758039

 

[herMaster1111]

I'm so glad you asked. See this is how it starts. First your curious. And curiosity is good here. Isn't that why we come to Lit? To expand our horizons? So I refer to this thread which explains the origins of 'dick tits'.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=41758039&posted=1#post41758039

so they are a typo lol

 

[Bbb13]

I'm so glad you asked. See this is how it starts. First your curious. And curiosity is good here. Isn't that why we come to Lit? To expand our horizons? So I refer to this thread which explains the origins of 'dick tits'.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=41758039&posted=1#post41758039

Just give me something to suck

 

[blulilacgrl]

so they are a typo lol

Just give me something to suck

Now boys! did you read the thread or just look at the thread 'header' as it were. Just like in school you need to read and study! We are on the cusp of adding terminology to the lexicon of the English language. Right here on Lit.! This is a momentous occasion!

And Bbb13? I got just the thing for you, sugar!

 

[herMaster1111]

Now boys! did you read the thread or just look at the thread 'header' as it were. Just like in school you need to read and study! We are on the cusp of adding terminology to the lexicon of the English language. Right here on Lit.! This is a momentous occasion!

And Bbb13? I got just the thing for you, sugar!

shakes head lol lexicon wow the dye job worked =p

 

[Bbb13]

Now boys! did you read the thread or just look at the thread 'header' as it were. Just like in school you need to read and study! We are on the cusp of adding terminology to the lexicon of the English language. Right here on Lit.! This is a momentous occasion!

And Bbb13? I got just the thing for you, sugar!

Tell me

 

[blulilacgrl]

shakes head lol lexicon wow the dye job worked =p

*gasp* I think I should be offended by that! And here I have said nothing but nice things about you! I am going to go pout and only play with Bbb13 now.

Tell me

They are certainly a lot LOT bigger than dick tits. And *lifts shirt* yep no hair whatsoever!! [laughs]

But have you two figured out what dick tits are yet?

 

[herMaster1111]

*gasp* I think I should be offended by that! And here I have said nothing but nice things about you! I am going to go pout and only play with Bbb13 now.



They are certainly a lot LOT bigger than dick tits. And *lifts shirt* yep no hair whatsoever!! [laughs]

But have you two figured out what dick tits are yet?

Raises eyebrow lol you know im kidding blu

 

[blulilacgrl]

Raises eyebrow lol you know im kidding blu

I know, sugar.
You're the sweetest. Where's HS? Haven't seen her around.

 

[Bbb13]

*gasp* I think I should be offended by that! And here I have said nothing but nice things about you! I am going to go pout and only play with Bbb13 now.



They are certainly a lot LOT bigger than dick tits. And *lifts shirt* yep no hair whatsoever!! [laughs]

But have you two figured out what dick tits are yet?

On my mouth

 

[blulilacgrl]

On my mouth

huh? sugar you completely lost me...

First you have to answer the question. What is a dick tit?

Then we'll talk about rewards. But if you know anything at all about me, what I'm offering you is a lot bigger than a mouthful or even a handful.

Edited because-- Oh my god! That came out soooo wrong didn't it. [laughs] too much wine. Ummm...okay let's put it this way. Okay let's not. You figure it out