~ House of Blu

[blulilacgrl]

<opens door, kisses Clive, stands in doorway and makes announcement>

It's all right, lovelies, ginger haired woman from across the pond is here! I can't tell you much about what men have done to make me feel special, but I can tell my own future...

That gorgeous HR is going to fix me my usual ginger themed drink, I'm going to raise my eyebrow at his face, then delight in some eye candy as he walks away.

Mr Intellect over there will sidle up to me, and offer to pay for my drink...

after that, who knows?

*winks at Clive, who shakes his head with a smile*

Blu, honey, how the hell are ya?

Vol! I'm havin' a hell of a time now that you're here! What have you been up to lately?

Watch out for Mr. Intellect here, he's a handful. Or should I be warnin' him?

 

[Volupte]

*winks at her favourite bartender*

Thanks babe. You're a star.

<leaning over the bar for a better view>

 

[blulilacgrl]

*winks at her favourite bartender*

Thanks babe. You're a star.

<leaning over the bar for a better view>

Whaddya think? I'm thinkin' of makin' tight leather pants the new uniform. Or should I make it just a bowtie and skintight black leather pants?

 

[Volupte]

Oh, never you mind about Mr Intellect...we're old friends..matter of fact, he's more than a handful... He's a very naughty boy.

Anyone get the Monty Python reference?

<turns around to Clive, the burly security man at the door>

I know you did, baby!

<Clive chuckles>


I'm all right, darling woman, how are you?

If ya didn't laugh ya'd cry, you know?

Vol! I'm havin' a hell of a time now that you're here! What have you been up to lately?

Watch out for Mr. Intellect here, he's a handful. Or should I be warnin' him?

 

[Volupte]

Whaddya think? I'm thinkin' of makin' tight leather pants the new uniform. Or should I make it just a bowtie and skintight black leather pants?

Oh Lordy, woman, I haven't even got my drink on yet and I'm feeling the heat...

I'm liking the sound of the leather, I really am.

 

[herMaster1111]

*enters the bar hobbling* evening all

 

[blulilacgrl]

*enters the bar hobbling* evening all

Oh no, darlin' what did you do to yourself?

 

[Volupte]

*enters the bar hobbling* evening all

What happened to you, darlin'? You all right?

 

[HighRigger]

<Winks at Volupte, and slides her drink across the bar.>

Darlin', you couldn't handle me in tight pants. We'd have to hand out smellin' salts with all the drinks, for fear of women swoonin' right onto the floor.

<Walks slowly away to the other end of the bar, lettin' you appreciate the view.>

 

[herMaster1111]

Dont try jumping a gate with your son on the other side unless you know your knee wont bend the wrong way lol

 

[HighRigger]

Ouch!

<Pours a shot of Captain Morgan into a glass of apple cider, sticks a cinnamon stick in, and hands it to HM.> This seems appropriate: a Broken Leg. <Shies away from possible punch...>

Just make sure you pay Mama her cover tonight: a story about what your lover does to make you feel good.

 

[Volupte]

<Winks at Volupte, and slides her drink across the bar.>

Darlin', you couldn't handle me in tight pants. We'd have to hand out smellin' salts with all the drinks, for fear of women swoonin' right onto the floor.

<Walks slowly away to the other end of the bar, lettin' you appreciate the view.>

<accepts drink, letting her fingers brush against HR's, coupled with her signature eyebrow arch>

Oh, really? Is that so, honey?

<watches the delicious HR walk away, swoons, becomes unsteady on the bar stool and thinks to herself...>

I do believe you're right, darlin'.

*takes sip of drink to steady herself*

 

[herMaster1111]

Ouch!

<Pours a shot of Captain Morgan into a glass of apple cider, sticks a cinnamon stick in, and hands it to HM.> This seems appropriate: a Broken Leg. <Shies away from possible punch...>

Just make sure you pay Mama her cover tonight: a story about what your lover does to make you feel good.

Well I wont punch you cause i cant reach you,
and the other day my lover wrote a card to me and left it under the pillow for no reason then to say she loved me amongst other things lol

 

[Volupte]

Ouch!

<Pours a shot of Captain Morgan into a glass of apple cider, sticks a cinnamon stick in, and hands it to HM.> This seems appropriate: a Broken Leg. <Shies away from possible punch...>

Just make sure you pay Mama her cover tonight: a story about what your lover does to make you feel good.

*chuckles*

 

[blulilacgrl]

Well I wont punch you cause i cant reach you,
and the other day my lover wrote a card to me and left it under the pillow for no reason then to say she loved me amongst other things lol

Now that is adorable! Love that answer.

<big smooch>

 

[blulilacgrl]

All right my darlins' Mama's tired and the bar is closed for the night! You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!

But feel free to swing by tomorrow night.

 

[papadoc19]

What time does the club open?

 

[blulilacgrl]

Big Papa!! We open at about 9. Sorry but that's when Mama gets her down time. And man let me tell you today was a busy frickin' day! lol

And you know what! This is my bar so I get to rant. When are you mothereffers gonna learn to drive? You know when you are in the left lane and there is a longass line of people behind you, that's generally a fuckin' clue that you're goin' to damn slow! Speed it the hell up or move it the hell over. Don't make me honk or flash my lights at you. Don't be that idiot.!! In fact if you're really good and move over quickly, I might flash you something else!

So that was my rant. Tonight's cover? Give me your best rant for the week. In fact let's get really specific. What is the one thing people do in their cars or on the road that really pisses you off? Tell me I'm not the only one who gets annoyed and pissed off at other people's stupidity!

Blu

 

[papadoc19]

Bump...

 

[blulilacgrl]

Hello darlins'. Mama's a little late, but she's in a bit of a pickle here.

Okay maybe tonight you sweethearts can help Mama! See I have been handed a golden opportunity for a little payback. And I have to admit, that little devil is just dancin' a merry little jig on my shoulder. But I know I probably shouldn't, that it would be all kinds of wrong, but....damn.... it would be fun.

So you tell me? What the worst thing you have ever done for revenge and was it worth it?

And while you talk... I'm gonna go find some good music for tonight!

Blu

 

[herMaster1111]

Wow depends on what the person did
that would be the basis of what the revenge would be

 

[blulilacgrl]

Wow depends on what the person did
that would be the basis of what the revenge would be

Now now! This isn't about my revenge and whether or not I should. I want to know what's the worst thing you ever did for revenge and was it worth it?

I'm still decidin'

 

[herMaster1111]

Now now! This isn't about my revenge and whether or not I should. I want to know what's the worst thing you ever did for revenge and was it worth it?

I'm still decidin'

Revenge just i can be devious but not very much into revenge my mind is a lot different then i have done in real life

 

[blulilacgrl]

Revenge just i can be devious but not very much into revenge my mind is a lot different then i have done in real life

Lol! Huh?

HM I think I really need a drink now! Give me your best tale of revenge and I'll grab you one too.

 

[herMaster1111]

Lol! Huh?

HM I think I really need a drink now! Give me your best tale of revenge and I'll grab you one too.

My best tale of Revenge would have to be the Tale of Monte Cristo lol
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