~ House of Blu

[herMaster1111]

My Cover joke The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

 

[blulilacgrl]

<Kisses Blu again>
Thank you, Ma'am

I hope you like the flower, I saw it and thought of you

I do, thank you. I could use some sunshine in a vase right now.

My Cover joke The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

Now this! This had me ROFL. Very nicely done HM!!

<big smooch on the cheek!>

Drink for HM on me HR! I have a feelin' tonight is gonna cost me!

 

[herMaster1111]

I do, thank you. I could use some sunshine in a vase right now.




Now this! This had me ROFL. Very nicely done HM!!

<big smooch on the cheek!>

Drink for HM on me HR! I have a feelin' tonight is gonna cost me!

Wonders what it will cost Blu
*kisses HS hard* love you baby!

 

[HighRigger]

<slides a jose across the bar, and contemplates...>

How about this? Absolut, orange juice, vanilla liqueur. I call it a Sunflower Highball, in honor of your sweet gift to Mama.

 

[Hissub1111]

Wonders what it will cost Blu
*kisses HS hard* love you baby!

Love you too

 

[Hissub1111]

<slides a jose across the bar, and contemplates...>

How about this? Absolut, orange juice, vanilla liqueur. I call it a Sunflower Highball, in honor of your sweet gift to Mama.

HR you are man after my own thirst

 

[HighRigger]

<slides her drink across the bar, leans over and gives her a kiss.>

For a regular, I serve the best.

<wink>

 

[Hissub1111]

<slides her drink across the bar, leans over and gives her a kiss.>

For a regular, I serve the best.

<wink>

<looks over at HM1111 and back at HR, giving him a big kiss>

Thank you, kind sir. It is much appreciated

 

[herMaster1111]

<looks over at HM1111 and back at HR, giving him a big kiss>

Thank you, kind sir. It is much appreciated

Shakes my head lol you can do better then that HS!

 

[blulilacgrl]

All right you sad people. Mama said she needed jokes. She is in danger of being blue again and you don't want that now do you?

Tell you what. I have one...only one good joke. But it is a great joke. A piss yourself you laugh so hard joke. It's deliciously raunchy. But I don't give it up for just anybody.

So....somebody give me a joke...give me something to laugh at and I'll pay you back. But you better make it good!

 

[herMaster1111]

All right you sad people. Mama said she needed jokes. She is in danger of being blue again and you don't want that now do you?

Tell you what. I have one...only one good joke. But it is a great joke. A piss yourself you laugh so hard joke. It's deliciously raunchy. But I don't give it up for just anybody.

So....somebody give me a joke...give me something to laugh at and I'll pay you back. But you better make it good!

we paid ours already lol
man now i gotta look it up again!

 

[Volupte]

<opens door, stands in doorway. Hugs the lovely but gruff Clive and announces...>

It's all right, everyone, Ginger haired woman from the Other Hemisphere is here! You can all relax.


*smiles at Ms Blu and walks over for a hug*




Laughs to self 'Well that was a freaking entrance, wasn't it Vol?'

 

[HighRigger]

<Smiles at Volupte>

Hey, Red!

Slide on over and have a seat. The cover's a joke tonight--clean or dirty, your call. Just make it funny.

<winks> I know you got some funny in there, darlin'.

 

[Volupte]

<Smiles at Volupte>

Hey, Red!

Slide on over and have a seat. The cover's a joke tonight--clean or dirty, your call. Just make it funny.

<winks> I know you got some funny in there, darlin'.

<Slides surprisingly elegantly onto bar stool.>

*raises eyebrow*

Oh, I have a joke, darlin. One of my faves.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'why the long face'?

Classic.

Now, young man, can you get me something from the bottom fridges please, so I can admire the view as you walk away?

*eyes flash with mirth*

 

[HighRigger]

<Shakes his head mischievously.>

Now, ma'am. That's a joke, sho 'nuf. But...that don't buy you a peak at me bendin' over.

Tell you what. In honor of your hair, I'll make you a Ginger Sour: vodka, ginger simple syrup, lemon juice, club soda, and a lemon twist with a cherry.

See--I keep the ginger simply up high, so you can see me stretch for it.

 

[Volupte]

*chuckles softly*

Stretch, bend, it's all delicious, baby.

<takes sip of drink>

and so is that, darlin.

Yummo.

Let me settle in and I'll give you some more jokes, eh?

 

[blulilacgrl]

<leans over to Volupte>

Don't you love the way his pants stretch taut over his backside when he stretches like that?

 

[HighRigger]

<Clenches and wiggles a bit for the girls as he reaches for that simple sugar...>

 

[herMaster1111]

*yawns tiredly*
Night all
*walks out the door*

 

[Volupte]

<leans over to Volupte>

Don't you love the way his pants stretch taunt over his backside when he stretches like that?

<whispers conspiratorally between sisters>

Mm, mm, mm, don't I just?!

*both ladies giggle and eyes follow the delectable view*

I bet he's blushing, right now, hey, Blu?

 

[blulilacgrl]

Hey Volupte! I was thinkin'... saw the promo for that new movie Magic Mike. Whaddya think? Think I need some male strippers in here? Maybe we could get HR here to do a number for us.

I have plenty of one dollar bills...

 

[Volupte]

Hey Volupte! I was thinkin'... saw the promo for that new movie Magic Mike. Whaddya think? Think I need some male strippers in here? Maybe we could get HR here to do a number for us.

I have plenty of one dollar bills...

Oh my, sugar...I don't know Magic Mike...but I sure would like to have some more naked men in my life...

*imagines HR, shirtless..licks lips..*

 

[Volupte]

A young man says to his older girlfriend: 'You're the first woman I've ever been with. Am I your first?'

'Possibly,' the girlfriend says. 'Were you in Weston-Super-Mare in 1993?'


*chuckles*

no, this isn't a story from my life...or is it?

<raises eyebrow coyly>

 

[HighRigger]

<Turns around, grinning and blushing>

Now, now, ladies. This is a respectable establishment. I'll be keeping my clothes on, thank you very much.

 

[blulilacgrl]

<Turns around, grinning and blushing>

Now, now, ladies. This is a respectable establishment. I'll be keeping my clothes on, thank you very much.

Hey hey! I set the rules for this joint and the uniform. Thank you very much!

And I don't recall sayin' it was respectable!