herMaster1111
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<grinning knowingly at HM>Oh yes. But standing all day? Let's just say the ladies love these legs.
True true
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<grinning knowingly at HM>Oh yes. But standing all day? Let's just say the ladies love these legs.
<smiling, as I enjoy my beer>
I hope he wants to dance soon![]()
*grins at HS* If you would like to dance my love, I cant say no
Lol...now see the only time I was in a canoe it tipped over!
But honestly 20 days in the wilderness. Sheesh.... how did you plug in the hairdryer?
Lol...actually that is exactly what I had in mind. Have you ever done anything wild like skydivin' or mountain climbin'?
<walks into bar, stands in doorway, surveys room with bemused smile>
Evening all!
I'm pretty outdoorsy... I've done a couple expeditions like the Yukon- and we plug the hair dryer into the current bush, of courseI also do lots of other things including mountains, but not every trip can be a month long- life gets in the way of that.
I have never been sky diving... not to sound pretentious, but I actually think it sounds boring.
What about you? What blows your skirt up? Turns your crank? Gets your blood flowing?

Hey Volupte! So glad you could make it by! Come on in and grab a seat.
HR just ran to the backroom for something but I'm sure he'll be real happy to see ya?
How ya doin' tonight?
Did ya catch the cover charge for tonight?
<smiling widely>
Volupte! Welcome, beautiful!
What can we get you?
Ever been ridin'?
<Slips out of the backroom, and leans over the bar, catching Volupte's eye.>
What can I get you, babe?
I did, I did, my dear.
You have a lovely place. Here I brought you a 'business warming' gift - *holds out bouquet of white heather and pink hyacinths* The heather symbolises protection and granted wishes; the hyacinth is said to bring playfulness.
I'll settle in with a drink and then we'll talk all things kissing, shall we?
<grinning at Vol>
I'll do you one better. Hmm...Absolut, grenadine, soda water, lemon juice, orange juice, and ice.
Let's call it...Down Under Fizz. Whaddaya think?
<slides another diet and Jack down the bar to HM>
Let's keep it consistent, eh?
You and the misses--you look good out there. Lotta love. Lotta love.