Hottie Living a Biblically-Inspired Life

[hogjack]

"Like many inspired ideas, the notion to live for a year according to the Bible's instructions for women came to writer Rachel Held Evans while she was taking a shower. "I was thinking about the book 'The Year of Living Biblically' [by male journalist A. J. Jacobs] and how different it would be if a woman had written it," the Tennessee native tells Shine. She embarked on a 12-month radical experiment to explore the Bible's rules for women—from not cutting her hair to calling her husband "master"—and wrote about it in on her popular blog. A book about her experiences, 'A Year of Biblical Womanhood' is being released at the end of October.

Evans was raised an Evangelical Christian and says within that community there is a lot of pressure for women to live according to the Bible. However, the way she sees it, many of the rules that are espoused by church leaders or in articles are "bullet points" that force women to be submissive. "The term 'Biblical womanhood' is basically a reaction to feminism,' explains Evans. "It means a woman who stays home and submits to her husband. It's a remembrance of June Cleaver—not what we see when we actually read scripture." [SOURCE: Shine from Yahoo]

RACHEL'S WEBSITE: http://rachelheldevans.com/womanhood-project/

hogjack analysis: This chick is HOT. She probably posts in the BDSM forum. Has anyone encountered her there?

 

[hogjack]

Mrs. Evans has a 'Jar of Contention' which is literally a cookie jar that she places notes in when she is snarky, nagging, complaining or exaggerating.

The pictures shows it about half-full with little folded notes.

She is organized. Gotta like it.

 

[blobfish]

I'd like to see that hair of hers!

 

[hogjack]

I'd like to see that hair of hers!

With a beard she'd pass for Moses.

 

[blobfish]

With a beard she'd pass for Moses.

Hey, do you think she has a burning bush?

 

[hogjack]

Hey, do you think she has a burning bush?

It is easy to assume that she has hair everywhere because that's the way they rolled 2,000 years ago and still do in France.

However, I believe the bush you are referring to is a plant. And forest fires are no joke.

 

[blobfish]

It is easy to assume that she has hair everywhere because that's the way they rolled 2,000 years ago and still do in France.

However, I believe the bush you are referring to is a plant. And forest fires are no joke.

Actually, I was referencing the host of Access Hollywood, Billy Bush. She obviously cannot use electricity, so I wonder if she has a burning desire to watch his program.

I should have been less ambiguous. I apologize.

 

[dan_c00000]

There's an old theater saying: don't get fooled by the professionally done headshot.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Poor Rachel's book has been banned from the USA's biggest Christian bookstore chain.

The reason? Her book contained the word "vagina".

Seriously. Evidently that word offends the demographic that visits Christian bookstores.

What's this cuntry coming to?

 

[hogjack]

Poor Rachel's book has been banned from the USA's biggest Christian bookstore chain.

The reason? Her book contained the word "vagina".

Seriously. Evidently that word offends the demographic that visits Christian bookstores.

What's this cuntry coming to?

Vagina is an offensive word and - truth be told - an offensive part of the anatomy. Genitals as a whole should be banned. Since that seems unlikely - the Far Left, some businesses and medical professionals will scream murder - at the very least genitals should be ignored. Acknowledging genitals is the beginning of depravity.

Removing references to genitals is a step in the right direction.

 

[hogjack]

Actually, I was referencing the host of Access Hollywood, Billy Bush.

There is NO ONE NAMED Billy Bush. Quit making crap up.

 

[Liar]

Ain't no bloggin' in the Bible.

 

[hogjack]

Ain't no bloggin' in the Bible.

The key term is Biblically "inspired".

The Holy Bible is essentially one big blog.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Vagina is an offensive word and - truth be told - an offensive part of the anatomy. Genitals as a whole should be banned. Since that seems unlikely - the Far Left, some businesses and medical professionals will scream murder - at the very least genitals should be ignored. Acknowledging genitals is the beginning of depravity.

Removing references to genitals is a step in the right direction.

Duly noted.

 

[Tryharder62]

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[Tryharder62]

The author surely must know that Christians prefer different words to mean vagina. It is best called Adam's Cave or the Love Seed Receptacle. My husband says Jizz receptacle but I don't think he's right.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The author surely must know that Christians prefer different words to mean vagina. It is best called Adam's Cave or the Love Seed Receptacle. My husband says Jizz receptacle but I don't think he's right.

God created woman as the preferred means of carrying a man's seed from the marital bed to the toilet, as nature intended.

 

[archicus]

I'd rathwr have the extra rib...

arch

 

[Tryharder62]

My good friends say maybe I take the biblical submission thing to far. Maybe in the bedroom but let him ask me about his mother in law coming to live with us and see how I am.

(Disclaimer: porn actors are used in the post to portray my sexual exploits because quite frankly it is better that way.)

 

[hogjack]

... Christians prefer different words to mean vagina. It is best called Adam's Cave or the Love Seed Receptacle. My husband says Jizz receptacle but I don't think he's right.

This is RIDICULOUS. I don't know anyone who calls a vagina "Adam's Cave" or "Love Seed Receptacle". People may use those terms in private but NOT in public nor in common media channels.

I am not criticizing nor do I think those terms lack validity but your information is obviously flawed or misinterpreted.

 

[hogjack]

God created woman as the preferred means of carrying a man's seed from the marital bed to the toilet, as nature intended.

Millions of sperms should not be deposited in a toilet, urinal or other waste-product recepticles. This is why I find anal & oral sex to be repugnant. Sperm are intended to chase down & "mingle" with eggs (my mother taught be to call it mingling).

 

[Tryharder62]

This is RIDICULOUS. I don't know anyone who calls a vagina "Adam's Cave" or "Love Seed Receptacle". People may use those terms in private but NOT in public nor in common media channels.

I am not criticizing nor do I think those terms lack validity but your information is obviously flawed or misinterpreted.

Are you a Christian? Maybe we are from different denominations. Or maybe it was meant to be a joke.

 

[hogjack]

Are you a Christian? Maybe we are from different denominations. Or maybe it was meant to be a joke.

I am a devout Christian and have posted many times on the TRUTH about the faith.

Again, I am not criticizing it but during lovemaking - for the English-speaking world - it is inappropriate to say things like, "Dear, I am about to fertilize your love canal with God's loving gift." or "Honey, your Adam's cave is tighter than ever!"

You can see that 'love canal' (or "receptacle") is not right and demeans the child-producing act to something seedy [no pun intended].

Instead, use terms like "your privates" or "naughty spot". That is how my family refers to the vagina and it is how the men are taught when engaging in the reproductive act and the women are taught about their bodies.

 

[hogjack]

Maybe we are from different denominations.

Possibly. But I don't know any denominations that use phrases like "man-seed receptacle" or "spunk dump".

I find those offensive and so do the people who worship with me. In fact we do not allow single (unmarried) people to hear our conversations about sex. Single people should not have access to the information until they have hitched up.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Of course, a girl could model her Biblically-Inspired Life on Rahab the Harlot of Jericho, Jezebel, Mary Magdalene, etc.