WellYeah
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After considerable reflection, not to mention extensive research, I have reached a conclusion. I have concluded that the very best porn on earth is Asian porn, more specifically, Japanese porn.
I say Japanese because I have yet to find find any porn featuring Asian women that is not in reality produced by American porn producers, except for the porn coming out of Japan.
There are a few reasons for this conclusion.
First, Asian porn producers don't seem to have this overwhelming fascination with disproportionately huge cocks. While I'm not dissatisfied with my own size, it is rather disconcerting to see a guy with a cock that juts out some three feet in front of him.
Second, the women in Asian porn don't spend the entire scene shrieking at the top of their lungs, "FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH," on and on and on for thirty freaking minutes. Really - when was the last time you had sex with a real woman who acted like that in bed? While I don't understand the language, the tone of voice when there is dialogue goes a long way.
And finally, the overwhelming reason that Asian porn is the best porn?
Why, the Asian women, of course...
I say Japanese because I have yet to find find any porn featuring Asian women that is not in reality produced by American porn producers, except for the porn coming out of Japan.
There are a few reasons for this conclusion.
First, Asian porn producers don't seem to have this overwhelming fascination with disproportionately huge cocks. While I'm not dissatisfied with my own size, it is rather disconcerting to see a guy with a cock that juts out some three feet in front of him.
Second, the women in Asian porn don't spend the entire scene shrieking at the top of their lungs, "FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH," on and on and on for thirty freaking minutes. Really - when was the last time you had sex with a real woman who acted like that in bed? While I don't understand the language, the tone of voice when there is dialogue goes a long way.
And finally, the overwhelming reason that Asian porn is the best porn?
Why, the Asian women, of course...

