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Actual names and descriptions of hot sauces sold at the below site -
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/hotsaucecatalog/smokin--hot-sauce.html
(we should all stop writing porn and go into the copy business ...lol The names are one thing, but the descriptions?? If nothing else, make sure you read the last one I quoted here, then tell me if you'd buy it.)
Fire Ant Juice Hot Sauce
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Lost Woods Hot Sauce
NEW! A favorite in Maine restaurants, this sauce is good on just about anything you'll find on the menu at a pub - french fries, sandwiches, burgers, pizza, rice, burritos, tacos, you name it. Also good as a marinade for meat before grilling. Great value - 10 oz bottle (twice the size of regular hot sauce bottles.)
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Acid Rain Hot Sauce
Do ya' hear that? Sounds like sizzling … Where's that smoke coming from? Oh my %&*#@*! It's Acid Rain - now bottled for you painful pleasure.
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Amazon Pepper Fiery Red Hot Sauce
Made with the finest ingredients, fresh aroma and spiciness this pepper sauce adds that essential spark to all food. Traditionally known as a seasoning, peppers are also famous as an aphrodisiac and a medicinal and digestive food. It was discovered that peppers were not only rich in flavor, but also rich in Vitamin C, even more than any citrus, and in Vitamins A & B which helps prevent stomach cancer and digestive problems. According to botanical studies, the genera Capsicum to which all peppers belong, originated in an extensive area including the Amazon River Basin. Not only will you find the greatest concentration of wild pepper spices in this zone, but it is only here where representatives of all domestic spices grow. This includes this sauces raw material: The Amazon Pepper.
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American Pride Hot Sauce
Americans are Black, Christian, Asian, European, African, Jewish, Arab, Irish, White, Muslim and MORE.
UNITED WE STAND.
All profit donated to anti-hate education.
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Asbirin Hot Sauce
For the relief of bland foods. Take two drops of Asbirin and do not call me in the morning.
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Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce
WoooW! Drop your drawers and run for the water closet - BUTT, be careful - running only fans the flames!
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Bat's Brew Hot Sauce
Real Life Person, Bob Nelson says, "Bat's Brew Hot Sauce is one we picked up several years ago in New Orleans, and we're on our second bottle now. It's comparable in heat to Tabasco, in my opinion, maybe a little hotter. (Amazingly, Tabasco seems to be the ONLY hot sauce NOT in your index or on your list!). Bat's Brew is, however, something you have to accept on faith the first time, because it looks absolutely disgusting: a dark greenish brown that you could easily convince someone USED to be a bunch of bugs before you whipped 'em up in the blender. But it's got a great flavor and a good deal of zip; we like it on eggs on a Sunday morning."
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Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce
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Bayou Love Potion Hot Sauce
Cute little alligator has a stiffy.
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Bite Me Chipotle/Garlic Hot Sauce
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Butt Twister Hot Sauce
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Dumb Ass Hot Sauce
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Heinie Hurtin' Hot Sauce
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Hot & Horney (Hot Sauce)
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Hot Sauce For Humanity, Habanero
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Jamaica Hell Fire 4 / 1 Hot Sauce
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Jump Up & Kiss Me Hot Sauce with Passion (original)
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Matouk's Hot Calypso Hot Sauce
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Mountain Man Corn Garlic & Chipotle Hot Sauce
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Pain & Suffering Hot Sauce
A sauce make just for you S&M folks, it hurts so bad! Step right up if you think you can handle it. This naughty little sauce is going to hurt you with the pleasure of an endorphin rush. A kind of chile pepper buzz or something like that. First there's the pain, and then there's more pain.
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PAIN 85% Hot Sauce
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Pain Is Good Batch #218 Hot Sauce
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Poots Hot Sauce
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Psycho Bitch Habanero Chipotle Hot Sauce
A smoky hot sauce. FireGirl once drank this sauce after her boss tried to feel her ass. After she drank the sauce, she got his ass fired! He called her a bitch. She smiled.
Of course she was immediately promoted to his job. Everybody was glad he was fired, and loved working for her. A few years later, she quit that job, and went to superhero school. Upon graduation, she got the name, "FireGirl." She doesn't like people to know, but her name was "Louise" before the change.
(The sexual harassment part of this story is true, and happened to a friend of FireGirl's who still works for the same large corporation. She has been promoted several times since the first promotion to the harasser's job.)
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Rectal Rocket Fuel Hot Sauce
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Red Rectum Hot Sauce
Get out a mirror. Drop your pants. Get a good look at you rectum. What color is it? Because before you know it, it's going to be red, HOT! And, while your down there, kiss your ass goodbye.
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Rockland Global Warning Tamarind Chipotle Hot Sauce
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Screaming Rasta Extra Hot, Hot Sauce
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Smart Ass Hot Sauce
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Smokin' Toncils Hot Sauce
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Squirts Hot Sauce
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Tejas Tears Habanero Pepper Sauce (Hot Sauce)
Award winning sauce: 3 Years running at the Austin, Texas Hot Sauce Challenge. Habañero peppers, carrots, onions, fresh citrus juice & garlic. FireGirl will offer you a hanky when the tears start rolling - but they will be so hot, only steam will be rising. Try it and Cry it!
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Bayou Pecker Power
Watch out Viagra. The bayou has secrets. All natural. Great taste. Potent. Heat level 7. Staying power? Let us know.
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Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce
Burns both ways! If you think it's hot when you eat, wait til you take a seat. Warning: Inflames hemorrhoids. Dr. H.E.M. says there's nothing better than Hemorrhoid Helper to add to your pain and discomfort.
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Screaming Sphincter Garlic Pepper Hot Sauce
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Wet Fart XX Hot Hot Sauce
Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg? Well, it's that de-ja vu time again. That's right! After consuming this "Wet Fart" hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again.
So the next time you have to let out a "little" gas, ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky? Is it going to be wet or dry?"
This sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, "Who cut the cheese?"
P.S. Use only as directed.
P.S.S. Don't forget to wipe.
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/hotsaucecatalog/smokin--hot-sauce.html
(we should all stop writing porn and go into the copy business ...lol The names are one thing, but the descriptions?? If nothing else, make sure you read the last one I quoted here, then tell me if you'd buy it.)
Fire Ant Juice Hot Sauce
****
Lost Woods Hot Sauce
NEW! A favorite in Maine restaurants, this sauce is good on just about anything you'll find on the menu at a pub - french fries, sandwiches, burgers, pizza, rice, burritos, tacos, you name it. Also good as a marinade for meat before grilling. Great value - 10 oz bottle (twice the size of regular hot sauce bottles.)
****
Acid Rain Hot Sauce
Do ya' hear that? Sounds like sizzling … Where's that smoke coming from? Oh my %&*#@*! It's Acid Rain - now bottled for you painful pleasure.
****
Amazon Pepper Fiery Red Hot Sauce
Made with the finest ingredients, fresh aroma and spiciness this pepper sauce adds that essential spark to all food. Traditionally known as a seasoning, peppers are also famous as an aphrodisiac and a medicinal and digestive food. It was discovered that peppers were not only rich in flavor, but also rich in Vitamin C, even more than any citrus, and in Vitamins A & B which helps prevent stomach cancer and digestive problems. According to botanical studies, the genera Capsicum to which all peppers belong, originated in an extensive area including the Amazon River Basin. Not only will you find the greatest concentration of wild pepper spices in this zone, but it is only here where representatives of all domestic spices grow. This includes this sauces raw material: The Amazon Pepper.
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American Pride Hot Sauce
Americans are Black, Christian, Asian, European, African, Jewish, Arab, Irish, White, Muslim and MORE.
UNITED WE STAND.
All profit donated to anti-hate education.
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Asbirin Hot Sauce
For the relief of bland foods. Take two drops of Asbirin and do not call me in the morning.
****
Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce
WoooW! Drop your drawers and run for the water closet - BUTT, be careful - running only fans the flames!
****
Bat's Brew Hot Sauce
Real Life Person, Bob Nelson says, "Bat's Brew Hot Sauce is one we picked up several years ago in New Orleans, and we're on our second bottle now. It's comparable in heat to Tabasco, in my opinion, maybe a little hotter. (Amazingly, Tabasco seems to be the ONLY hot sauce NOT in your index or on your list!). Bat's Brew is, however, something you have to accept on faith the first time, because it looks absolutely disgusting: a dark greenish brown that you could easily convince someone USED to be a bunch of bugs before you whipped 'em up in the blender. But it's got a great flavor and a good deal of zip; we like it on eggs on a Sunday morning."
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Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce
****
Bayou Love Potion Hot Sauce
Cute little alligator has a stiffy.
****
Bite Me Chipotle/Garlic Hot Sauce
****
Butt Twister Hot Sauce
****
Dumb Ass Hot Sauce
****
Heinie Hurtin' Hot Sauce
****
Hot & Horney (Hot Sauce)
****
Hot Sauce For Humanity, Habanero
****
Jamaica Hell Fire 4 / 1 Hot Sauce
****
Jump Up & Kiss Me Hot Sauce with Passion (original)
****
Matouk's Hot Calypso Hot Sauce
****
Mountain Man Corn Garlic & Chipotle Hot Sauce
****
Pain & Suffering Hot Sauce
A sauce make just for you S&M folks, it hurts so bad! Step right up if you think you can handle it. This naughty little sauce is going to hurt you with the pleasure of an endorphin rush. A kind of chile pepper buzz or something like that. First there's the pain, and then there's more pain.
****
PAIN 85% Hot Sauce
****
Pain Is Good Batch #218 Hot Sauce
****
Poots Hot Sauce
****
Psycho Bitch Habanero Chipotle Hot Sauce
A smoky hot sauce. FireGirl once drank this sauce after her boss tried to feel her ass. After she drank the sauce, she got his ass fired! He called her a bitch. She smiled.
Of course she was immediately promoted to his job. Everybody was glad he was fired, and loved working for her. A few years later, she quit that job, and went to superhero school. Upon graduation, she got the name, "FireGirl." She doesn't like people to know, but her name was "Louise" before the change.
(The sexual harassment part of this story is true, and happened to a friend of FireGirl's who still works for the same large corporation. She has been promoted several times since the first promotion to the harasser's job.)
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Rectal Rocket Fuel Hot Sauce
****
Red Rectum Hot Sauce
Get out a mirror. Drop your pants. Get a good look at you rectum. What color is it? Because before you know it, it's going to be red, HOT! And, while your down there, kiss your ass goodbye.
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Rockland Global Warning Tamarind Chipotle Hot Sauce
****
Screaming Rasta Extra Hot, Hot Sauce
****
Smart Ass Hot Sauce
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Smokin' Toncils Hot Sauce
****
Squirts Hot Sauce
****
Tejas Tears Habanero Pepper Sauce (Hot Sauce)
Award winning sauce: 3 Years running at the Austin, Texas Hot Sauce Challenge. Habañero peppers, carrots, onions, fresh citrus juice & garlic. FireGirl will offer you a hanky when the tears start rolling - but they will be so hot, only steam will be rising. Try it and Cry it!
****
Bayou Pecker Power
Watch out Viagra. The bayou has secrets. All natural. Great taste. Potent. Heat level 7. Staying power? Let us know.
****
Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce
Burns both ways! If you think it's hot when you eat, wait til you take a seat. Warning: Inflames hemorrhoids. Dr. H.E.M. says there's nothing better than Hemorrhoid Helper to add to your pain and discomfort.
****
Screaming Sphincter Garlic Pepper Hot Sauce
****
Wet Fart XX Hot Hot Sauce
Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg? Well, it's that de-ja vu time again. That's right! After consuming this "Wet Fart" hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again.
So the next time you have to let out a "little" gas, ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky? Is it going to be wet or dry?"
This sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, "Who cut the cheese?"
P.S. Use only as directed.
P.S.S. Don't forget to wipe.
