Hot Redhead

oops!

I'd better make sure my kiddies don't see the pic. Disney would never be the same for them.
 
Who knows what those cartoon characters are up to, inside their suits? Who knows what they do when they get out?
 
That's why

we drive a Prius.

Hmmm, I wonder what one can do in the backseat of a compact car ...
 
I'm wondering . . .

livelypair said:
we drive a Prius.

Hmmm, I wonder what one can do in the backseat of a compact car ...

Can someone put both of your nipples in their mouth at the same time?
 
'fraid not!

I have the most gorgeous, small breasts. But someone could join us and we could get one mouth on each bud. And maybe I could find an interesting place to let my tongue explore.
 
Welcome to Lit...

Welcome to Lit...

Might I suggest you post on the Lit boards and take your pick of our fine friends up North?

There are a lot of great folks on here - so be patient and be picky -
and have fun!

Good luck to you -- you sound deliciously devilish!

John
 
I think

livelypair said:
I have the most gorgeous, small breasts. But someone could join us and we could get one mouth on each bud. And maybe I could find an interesting place to let my tongue explore.

I would like that.
 
coming soon ...

In the next while, I have plans to get a digital camera. Keep your eyes open!
 
livelypair said:
In the next while, I have plans to get a digital camera. Keep your eyes open!

I am drooling at the thought of seeing your most gorgeous small breasts.
 
The Leprechaun

Bob goes out drinking at the bar one night. He is sitting at the bar
drinking and realizes he has to go to the bathroom. So Bob gets up and
walks to the bathroom and stands at the urinal. As he starts pissing,
another man walks in. The man walks to the urinal but stands 3 feet
away from it. He pulls out his penis and to Bob's amazement it is 3
feet long. Bob can't help but look.

As Bob finishes pissing he begins to walk out but he stops and says to
the man, "I have to ask this, how in the world did you get a 3 foot
penis?" The man replies, "I have a 3 foot penis because I be a
leprechaun. All leprechauns have a 3 foot penis."

Bob says, "Really? All leprechauns?" The man replies "Yes, 3 foot of
penis and a pot of gold. You know, you could be a leprechaun too." Bob
says "Really, how would I do that?" The man says, "All you have to do
is take all 3 feet in your ass."

At this bob cringes and says, "There is no way in hell I would even
think about that," and leaves the bathroom and goes back to the bar.

When Bob sits down he slams back 8 shots and starts thinking "3 foot of
penis and a pot of gold." The thought of it is just too appealing to
Bob so he runs back to the bathroom and tells the man, "Ok, I am ready
for it, but do it quick before I change my mind." Bob pulls down his
pants and the man starts to shove his penis in his ass.

Then the man asks, "So me boy, what might your name be."

Bob replies with a groan, "Ughhh... Bob."

Then the man asks, "So tell me Bob, how old might ye be?"

Bob replies groaning harder, "Ughhhh... 38"

To which the man replies, "A little old to be believing in leprechauns
aren't ye?"
 
Hey, BOB!

Sounds like maybee this was personal experience!? :nana:

bobwhitecrow said:
Bob goes out drinking at the bar one night. He is sitting at the bar
drinking and realizes he has to go to the bathroom. So Bob gets up and
walks to the bathroom and stands at the urinal. As he starts pissing,
another man walks in. The man walks to the urinal but stands 3 feet
away from it. He pulls out his penis and to Bob's amazement it is 3
feet long. Bob can't help but look.

As Bob finishes pissing he begins to walk out but he stops and says to
the man, "I have to ask this, how in the world did you get a 3 foot
penis?" The man replies, "I have a 3 foot penis because I be a
leprechaun. All leprechauns have a 3 foot penis."

Bob says, "Really? All leprechauns?" The man replies "Yes, 3 foot of
penis and a pot of gold. You know, you could be a leprechaun too." Bob
says "Really, how would I do that?" The man says, "All you have to do
is take all 3 feet in your ass."

At this bob cringes and says, "There is no way in hell I would even
think about that," and leaves the bathroom and goes back to the bar.

When Bob sits down he slams back 8 shots and starts thinking "3 foot of
penis and a pot of gold." The thought of it is just too appealing to
Bob so he runs back to the bathroom and tells the man, "Ok, I am ready
for it, but do it quick before I change my mind." Bob pulls down his
pants and the man starts to shove his penis in his ass.

Then the man asks, "So me boy, what might your name be."

Bob replies with a groan, "Ughhh... Bob."

Then the man asks, "So tell me Bob, how old might ye be?"

Bob replies groaning harder, "Ughhhh... 38"

To which the man replies, "A little old to be believing in leprechauns
aren't ye?"
 
You're back!

livelypair said:

I've missed you.

Nice! Thanks for sharing.

And, the girls aren't as small as you made it sound like they were. I would say a 'B' cup at least.
 
Great pics from lively

I think red heads are the hottest thing around !!

Lets see more
 
Students

A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.

"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."

At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it.

He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.

"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."
 
Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Foreplay is optional.

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

The world is your urinal.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

One mood, all the time.
 
bobwhitecrow said:
I've missed you.

Nice! Thanks for sharing.

And, the girls aren't as small as you made it sound like they were. I would say a 'B' cup at least.


Yes, I was back, and then gone again. Now I'm back for a while, and hope to find a bit more time for lit.

Here's another pic.
 
Hello Lively. :p Great pics. I love redheads too. :devil: Would love to tounge and nip those buds and see what happens :kiss:
 
livelypair said:
Hi everyone,

I've never posted before, but I feel like taking a risk and getting into it. I am a married woman and I've never had sex with anyone but my husband. I'm a hot redhead (a real one, though you might not know it because I keep my pussy trimmed close). I have a very sexy body, with firm, small, round breasts and a nice, hard ass. I keep in shape at the gym. In my fantasies, I like men and women and wish that I had the courage to try more stuff. I love the idea of risk, but haven't managed to do much of it, yet. I'd like some suggestions of things that people (men and women - groups are fine) would like to do with my body, if I were to give them the chance.

Thoughts, anyone? ;)



GOOD GOD!!!!! ARE YOU MY TWIN!!!!! LOL.... Except I'm not sexy..lol
 
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