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Jose Jones
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I just watched her walk from her car to the store. She's so fine I don't know which part of her I would want to lick first- you know what I mean.

The other day I picked up some slacks from the cleaner and she comes to me.

"Jammin out, huh?" she asked (I was listening to The Cure's Mixed Up).

I didn't answer. "Oh no..." I sympathetically purred at her chin which bore a well scabbed wound the size of a quarter. "what happened to your chin?"

She smiled at me and said she dove into the shallow end of a swimming pool.

I laughed. "Poor baby," I said, "It hurts looking at it, but it will heal. See what happens when you dance naked?"

Well, she damn near dropped her drawers laughing.

The next day as I pulled my car into the driveway she was out there. Waved at me.

Life is good. I am 39 and I love it.
 
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