Hospitals Make Me Horny, But

[Marxist]

Not erection horny, but the kind of horny that lets me know death is near and I've yet to spawn successfully.

I don't know what kind of lover I'd be right now but I could cum in quarts.

 

[Laurel]

You're in a hospital?

 

[katori]

That's interesting. I don't think I've ever had that strong of a last-ditch effort mating drive. Maybe I should try approaching hospitals with that attitude, and just see what happens.

 

[sunstruck]

Find a hottie nurse. You know you love the uniform.

 

[alexandraaah]

You could come on my tits.

Just to test your theory.

 

[Marxist]

Find a hottie nurse. You know you love the uniform.

I do. But they don't dress like they do in pornos.

BTW--Yes Laurel, the past week I've spent caged and "visiting." Somehow I don't think it qualifies as visiting when you take a shower there.

 

[sunstruck]

Your love and diligence amazes me. You know it's appreciated.

Get that nurse to rub your back.

 

[Marxist]

Your love and diligence amazes me. You know it's appreciated.

Get that nurse to rub your back.

I like an older (50?) nurse. She smiles a lot and earlier today I saw her cry for about 10 minutes.

Death, Sex, Death=Sex=Death.

I don't have it together right now.

 

[lavender]

 

[sunstruck]

I like an older (50?) nurse. She smiles a lot and earlier today I saw her cry for about 10 minutes.

Death, Sex, Death=Sex=Death.

I don't have it together right now.

You're in good company.

 

[Marxist]

You have a thing for hospitals. I have a thing for churches. It's settled. We'll get married in the little chapel of the Mayo Clinic and then excuse the guests so we can get it on til the break of dawn.

OK, what'd you do with the REAL Lavy?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Spawning is overrated.

Rent someone's kid for the weekend and you'll be a believer. Just not mine or you'll want one of your own.

I sincerely hope that whomever you're shacking up with at the hospital is going to be okay soon. Assumption is the mother of all clusterfucks, but I'm a happy assumptioner anyway.

 

[lavender]

 

[Marxist]

I sincerely hope that whomever you're shacking up with at the hospital is going to be okay soon.

It's my father. Thank you for your wishes.

 

[Marxist]

It is I the raging lickable leftist with tatas, lavyliscious. I think I can now do a perfect impression of your god awful answering machine.

It's settled. I won't let Laurel do the message anymore.

 

[sunstruck]

Why? I bet she has a sexy voice. She should DJ for me. The Laurel dedication hour.

 

[Marxist]

Why? I bet she has a sexy voice. She should DJ for me. The Laurel dedication hour.

Laurel sounds like a ten year old Britney clone locked in a helium chamber.

But her screams are delish...