bra_man69
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In the time before time, in the age of the dinosaurs, there was a lonely woman. And because she was the only one of her kind she had big troubles every time she felt horny.
One day she just couldn't stand it anymore and started to search the plains and jungles for something to fuck with. First she saw the dinosaurs. She started to chase them hoping to get her hands on some of the dinos but she drove them all to a cliff and down they went, not wanting to get caught by a horny woman.
After this the woman was really dissapointed. She went into the jungle and saw a bunch of baboons lazing about in the sun. She darted towards them but they got freaked out too by the sight of a over-horny woman. The baboons escaped but not soon enough. The woman got grab of their ass-hair but it came off. The woman was let down again.
Nearly giving the whole thing up the woman went to a little pond and watched into the water. And there was a fish swimming in it. The woman got all excited and because the fish had no chance of escaping, the woman dived into the water, took hold of the fish and started to use it to take away her lust.
So what did we get out of this story? Now we all know why the dinosaurs are extinct, why baboons have no ass hair, but we'll never know what fish really smelled like.
One day she just couldn't stand it anymore and started to search the plains and jungles for something to fuck with. First she saw the dinosaurs. She started to chase them hoping to get her hands on some of the dinos but she drove them all to a cliff and down they went, not wanting to get caught by a horny woman.
After this the woman was really dissapointed. She went into the jungle and saw a bunch of baboons lazing about in the sun. She darted towards them but they got freaked out too by the sight of a over-horny woman. The baboons escaped but not soon enough. The woman got grab of their ass-hair but it came off. The woman was let down again.
Nearly giving the whole thing up the woman went to a little pond and watched into the water. And there was a fish swimming in it. The woman got all excited and because the fish had no chance of escaping, the woman dived into the water, took hold of the fish and started to use it to take away her lust.
So what did we get out of this story? Now we all know why the dinosaurs are extinct, why baboons have no ass hair, but we'll never know what fish really smelled like.
