Horny Scottish guy in London.

Ttggmmm

Scottish guy.
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Hey everyone, horny 43 bi Scottish guy,
I’m in London on Friday for work,
Anyone fancy a drink and some fun in my hotel if we click?

Couples and curvy BBW ladies to the front!

Pics available upon request.

Let’s talk…..
 
Unfortunately it’s not a 5 star room!
It’s a premier inn!
But the company will be 5 star!
 
My disappointment has been tempered by the excitement of your punctuation.

Good luck in finding your 5 star partner and enjoy your Thursday!
 
My disappointment has been tempered by the excitement of your punctuation.

Good luck in finding your 5 star partner and enjoy your Thursday!
I guess I got a bit carried away by the inadequacy of my accommodation!

The company turned out to be less than adequate also!!
 
I guess I got a bit carried away by the inadequacy of my accommodation!

The company turned out to be less than adequate also!!
Those seedy London hovels, unimaginable!
Upgrade your hotel.

Hey, less than adequate is still better than subpar. That’s as much cheerleading as I can muster. Cheer!
 
Those seedy London hovels, unimaginable!
Upgrade your hotel.

Hey, less than adequate is still better than subpar. That’s as much cheerleading as I can muster. Cheer!the
thank you for your support!
the company was less than adequate, as it was my own company I had to keep!

home now and regretting my booking choices!!!
 
thank you for your support!
the company was less than adequate, as it was my own company I had to keep!

home now and regretting my booking choices!!!
Omg you added ‘the’ to my response.

Oh the horror and absolute mortification you’ve showered upon me. The grammar police will never look upon me with favor again, I’ll be an outcast, branded forever in shades of scarlet, my life in ruins. How a seemingly innocent public interaction, witnessed by dozens of bystanders, without an air of impropriety turned into a sordid assault upon my character I shall never know. I will forever be forced to turn a blind eye when seeing improper uses of your and you’re. Their, there and they’re will haunt me for the rest of my days. Dear Sir…most kind…most forgiving…most benevolent, please set me free from this most cruel and tyrannical taint you’ve set upon me for the world to see. I implore you.

Now that you’re home, the company is free.

‘Enjoy yourself’ as a farewell seems a bit on the nose.
 
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