Horny Loser gets psychic powers

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Guy or gal is jobless, maybe even homeless, has only a few bucks to their name and haven't gotten laid in a long time (if ever). Feeling like crap, they decide to blow their last few dollars on an old slot machine.

On their way there though, they feel a sharp pain in their head like a bee sting. Unknown to them, they just got a tiny fragment of a meteorite embedded in their skull. Almost all of it burned up but a tiny piece stayed intact and the strange material has awoken psychic powers in them.

At first it manifests unconsciously, getting them a few jackpots in a row on the slots. Casino is willing to consider it a mechanical malfunction after a security check reveals no tampering and pays out but asks them to leave. They go to a different casino and wind up winning on a roulette spin. By the end of the night, they've made out like bandits, with them thinking that it was all a coincidence and their luck finally turning around.

On their way to a hotel though, a couple tries to mug them and they use telekinesis to stop the muggers. After that, they wonder what they should do with their new powers.

So what should happen next? How can they use their power to get laid (while I would prefer avoiding mindcontrol, Maybe they could plant an idea in someone's head like (main character) is the hottest person in the room or). Do they try to keep their powers on the down low or do they show off? What happens to the muggers? Does the loser have friends or family who come out of the woodwork when their new fortune is discovered?
 
He is a horny guy who had never been laid, so about sex he acts more like a teenager at first, although is closer to thirty. He is rather voyeur than predator.

He do not have mind control, only telekinesis and probably distant vision (or extraordinary imagination, combined with strong intuition), at a result he have awareness that lets him win any card game or similar situation, but he can't predict future or control other people, not directly.

He train to control and abuse his telekinetic power by discretely sabotaging women's clothing, for fun. And later for distraction, as fraud is becoming his new occupation he enjoy. He quickly learn and master art of directing attention, and take control of what other people around him perceive through that, eventually reaching near practical invisibility if that what he wants.

He extrasensory spies (or fantasise, depending on interpretation) on many different women he meets, and try to use that to his advantage, not quite effective at first. But eventually he master a style where a girl literally falls in his hands naked, seemingly by accident, while he can play innocent bystander, just trying to help damsel in distress.

He discover the hard way that his powers are in fact proportional to his horniness, and he is helpless in the post orgasmic bliss.

He does not so much stop the muggers, he distract them and run. And is chased down after, and escape again. Eventually he is forced into an agreement to do some shady work for them, and attempt to double cross them. He does expose his powers in the process, and as a result is identified as both threat and possible valuable asset by not only mob, but various shadowy agencies all around the world.
 
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Maybe the meteorite gave him the ability to read minds. That won't help him at a slot machine, but it allows him to clean up at the poker tables.

For sex, he just needs to go to a good crowded place. If there are enough people around, one of them is bound to be thinking, "Man am I horny; I'd even fuck THAT guy if he asked me!"

Or, probing someone's thoughts, he could figure out what their turn-ons, turn-offs, and fetishes are, and navigate the conversation to get them into the sack.
 
After some chapters in Chyoa, I'm not too into mind control such as mis-perception: "If you don't have sex with me, a lightening bolt will come out of the sky and kill you."

I was thinking more of actual control—though temporary—of the other's body, and nothing that would harm themselves or others physically or the like.

He could tell some woman to take off her top and she'd do it, and she'd be conscious of it, maybe even not liking it, but would do it. Likely she'd remember it, though he might have a standing command that she can't attack him.

I'm not so sure about the casino thing—not being a fan of them. Maybe they test a few nickels or dimes on the old, maybe very old, slot machine. Maybe instead of 3 fruits or dollar signs or whatever it shows a lucky naked lady.

He later gets into an argument with a bitchy administrator. In anger he says-thinks-commands her to yell: "I'm a mean cruel stuck-up bitch!" and she does it, but is instantly embarrassed.

He then tells her to twerk in the office. She does.

Because of her reputation, she's not immediately fired, maybe citing that she had a long day.

He then realizes his powers.
 
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