Horny Holidays!

[REDWAVE]

Greetings, spurts fans-- it's time to really get your stocking stuffed. This is a light-hearted thread: the only guideline is to post something relating the holidays to erotica in some way. Stories about kissing under the mistletoe, balling right next to the Xmas tree, true or made up, sexy or romantic holiday greetings, etc.-- anything goes. May Santa come sliding down your chimney, with a whole bagful of kinky toys!

Happy holidays, everybody!

 

[Azwed]

First Uncle Bill starts a thread and then does not write a dissertaion in it then REDWAVE starts a Fluff thread.

I think those are two signs of the apocolypse.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Greetings, spurts fans-- it's time to really get your stocking stuffed. This is a light-hearted thread: the only guideline is to post something relating the holidays to erotica in some way. Stories about kissing under the mistletoe, balling right next to the Xmas tree, true or made up, sexy or romantic holiday greetings, etc.-- anything goes. May Santa come sliding down your chimney, with a whole bagful of kinky toys!

Happy holidays, everybody!

You may have a career in writing erotica, hon. I like this thread post lots.

If Santa is lurking at Lit, here's what I want for Christmas, (not the girl, but the corsette):

 

[HeavyStick]

I can see why redwave is posting about santa. He's obviously overjoyed about a fat white guy who works one day out of the year. Santa gets all the credit for the work that the elves. Who elected santa? He stole the power from the working class and is an imperialistic......



(You know the rest folks)

 

[Azwed]

Oh I do have a story though.

Two christmases ago I was at my Moms house with my gf of the time. We were making something in the kitchen and were just snacking there while we talked. Now my kitchen has two archways I guess you would call them. One leads to the downstairs and the den and the other leads into a two room living room and the stairs that go to the next floor. We have been messing around pretty much the whole night and are both pretty hot but it is too early for us to do anything since people are still up.

We walk into the living room and are looking at the tree when we start to make out. One thing leads to another and my gf breaks the kiss to drop to her knees right there in front of the christmass tree.

I ask her what the hell she is doing and she responds saying that she wants to do this that she needs to. She slowly undoes my pants and pulls my dick out stroking it up and down till it is fully hard. The whole time this is going on I am trying to listen for anyone that might be coming and keep my knees from buckling underneath me.

She starts to go to town on my dick giving me one of the best two or three blow jobs I have ever gotten. She is moving up and down back and forth, using her tougne, little bit of her teeth, her hands stroking me, rubbing my balls and every once in a while deepthroating me till my balls rub her chin.

This continued for just a couple of minutes with my knees getting weaker and weaker the whole time and I know that if I don't cum soon I am just going to fall to the floor. Finaly, I feel that familar sensatinon that starts in my crotch and slowly spreads to the rest of my body as my balls start to tighten up. I try to warn her but it hits me a little faster then I thought it would and I explode in her mouth. She had always loved to swallow and so did not mind me cuming in her mouth at all but it was more then she could take all at once. A little cum dribbiled out of her mouth and fell on to the sweater whe was wearing leaving a nice little while drop. Unfortunately, neither of us noticed this at the time.

I think I hear someone coming so I quickly stick myself back into my pants and we sort of scramble into the kitchen itself. We see my mom there and she looks at us and then says to my gf, "Honey I think you spilled some ice cream on your new sweater."


Fucking true story no fucking lie.

 

[A Desert Rose]

A cute, smile-inducing story, Azwed.

 

[Azwed]

A cute, smile-inducing story, Azwed.

I try. Full of nasty grammar and spelling though.

REDWAVE does write erotica but I haven't really read any of it so I don't know what he writes.

 

[HeavyStick]

Did the BJ's stop after that?

 

[Azwed]

Nah we went back to my room and fucked like bunnies for a couple of hours.

 

[HeavyStick]

Glad to hear, some gf's stop the special favors if embarrassed.

 

[perks]

fluffy redwave
how I heart thee
merry christmas
you crazy commie.

 

[REDWAVE]

Thanks, Perky!

Holidays greetings to everyone who's posted. Rosie, I think it's your turn to tell a story.

Maybe one about Spanka Claus.

 

[A Desert Rose]

mmmmmm.... lemme think.

Want a real one or a made up one?

I do have one real one that is kinda ok.

 

[Byron In Exile]

mmmmmm.... lemme think.

Want a real one or a made up one?

I do have one real one that is kinda ok.

Let's go with the real one.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Unlike many divorced people, I still have fond mamories of my former husband and our family life.

When my son was 5 we bought him a Castle Greyskull. (This should indicate to anyone who reads this, just how old I am. ~smile~)

Like millions of moms and dads, we spent Christmas eve putting together and out all the Santa stuff. After what seemed like hours of 'building' the castle and applying decals and then a trial run to make sure all the battery operated portions worked, we opened a bottle of wine and turned out the lights. All that lit the room was the tree. It was beautiful. He and I opened a bottle of wine and sat back to relax.

He handed me a box and told me to open it. Inside was a beautiful red satin nightshirt. He asked me to put it on, which I promptly did. He always liked to watch me undress, so I took my time with that part. When i was in the night shirt he handed me another box and told me to open it, nothing but a candy cane in it. There was no need for me to ask what this meant. He made love to me on the floor with that candy cane, in and out and then in his mouth and mine, followed his own 'candy cane.' The Christmas tree lights, the warmth of the wine, the soft satin against us and the tingley peppermint candy cane..... what a lovely memory of a once lovely time.

I told you it was only a kinda ok story. Hope it wasn't too boring. Azwed's was certainly more entertaining.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Redwave's Fluffy Story

I was feeling really blah one day a while back when my girlfriend were screwing with the TV on, which she likes, and I was sorta going through the motions, fucking her, but not really enjoying it, and pissed that she's watching the news while I'm doing her, when all of a sudden this big jet airplane slams into the World Trade Center.

And I cum.

 

[Gil_Favor]

A true story. Way back when in another life a young girl became pregnant, she and her boyfriend tried to hide the fact that she was pregnant, but that didnt work. anyway on Dec 25 1973 a baby girl was born and promply put up for adoption. its hard to believe that 29 years have come and gone. but they have. but, it was all for the best. as the little girl was adopted by a nice professional family. still, at times im sure her bio parents think about her.

 

[A Desert Rose]

A true story. Way back when in another life a young girl became pregnant, she and her boyfriend tried to hide the fact that she was pregnant, but that didnt work. anyway on Dec 25 1973 a baby girl was born and promply put up for adoption. its hard to believe that 29 years have come and gone. but they have. but, it was all for the best. as the little girl was adopted by a nice professional family. still, at times im sure her bio parents think about her.

Hard choices to be made at a young age. I hope that 29 years later, her biological parents are at peace knowing that they made the right one.

Merry Christmas, Gil.