HORNEY

[Juspar Emvan]

3am, just got home from my birthday bash - a night at the strip club.

The only person here is a guy too drunk to make it to his own house.

I'm sober, single and HORNEY.

Can anyone help?

 

[Ambrosious]

Have a stiff drink, that'll take care of the sober part.

Glad to help.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Thanks Ambro

That's just what I needed to hear.

Let me reiterate:

"I'm sober, single and HORNEY"

Do I need to make it any plainer?

I'f I do have a stiff drink, can we move onto the next problem?

 

[Ambrosious]

And you're a little testy too.

 

[SweetCherry]

Pop in a porn and grab the baby oil. Either that, or there is always the drunk guy....

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Blue balls



'Nuff said?





Sweet Cherry - Drunk guy way off limits, thanks. Porn . . . hmmm, care to narate?

 

[jcgirl]

Porn will work......then the stiff drink?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Yes, porn will work. If I don't get any actual assistance here, I shal depart to the stories and return tomorrow.

Tomorrow I will still be sober, I will still be single but I will at least be just horney, again.

 

[SweetCherry]

OK, Jusper..wehat's your pleasure? Naughty schoolgirls in short plaid skirts? How about some handcuffs? A bit of velvet and leather? You name it and I can narate.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Time's up

You lot are no help. Still some of you are authors - and you are a big help.


((((authors)))) *kiss / firm hand shake* delete as appropriate

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Well Juspar...whatta ya want???
I went to bed horney last night, so I can feel your pain

just don't e-mail me right now, hotmail's down

 

[Guest]

That's odd Countess...

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Sweet Cherry

Aaaargh

I can't believe I let your post cross with mine and I missed it. Here you were offering me school uniforms and I missed the chance . I hope I can take you up on that latter.

Come back to me my cherry.



Countess, if you have followed my posts you will know what I want. You - and lots of it (*giggles* in gingham?, please).

 

[Countess DeWinter]

<blush> right now?
Okay!!

<unbuttoning my little gingham sundress...oops! seems I forgot my undies today maybe no one will notice>

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*eyes bulging*

Um, noticing, you hoo, over here, yup noticing!

Lets go somewhere more private.

 

[SweetCherry]

OK, Jusper, I got my uniform on. Are you gonna be the headmaster and spank me for passing notes? Or just the captain of the football team who's taking me parking?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Sweet Cherry . . .

Please report to the headmaster office, imediately!


(Ha, I could never be a headmaster, I can't spell)

 

[SweetCherry]

* entering office in white blouse and plaid skirt*

You wanted to see me, Headmaster Emvan? Honest, though, Sir, it wasn't my note. I was just passing it for a friend!!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Miss Cherry, your actions implicate you regardless of hte initiator. You shall now receive three lashes of my stiff cane.

Please bend over the desk and raise your skirt.

*Sharp intake of breath*

Why you little hussey, you're not wearing any panties, we shall have to deal with that in a moment.

 

[SweetCherry]

*sighing deeply*

Darn. Busted again over the no panties thing. Well, I suppose this means more strokes with the cane, doesn't it, Sir?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Cherry

Perhaps we should close the door or go somewhere more private, I don't think the whole school wants to see me redden your sweet little ass.



No actually I think they do want to, but lets go else where anyway.

e-mail me

 

[SweetCherry]

Jusper

You have mail.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I know the whole Pre Menstral thing fucks with a womans horemones(sp? again) and some of you can become devilishly excitable (yehaa). But what is the deal with guys? I go through times (and this is aparently one of them) when I just want to jump anything in a skirt. Not to mention developing a fascination (or is it a fetish) for parenthisis.

No cracks about a guy being horney if he's breathing thanks.

 

[CRaZy]

See what he's done? He's turned this into a cyber chat line. (Grits teeth cos now she's horney and got a parenthesis fetish but Panadolboy is dead to the world.) Men!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*Rubbing shoulders with surprising skill*

Relax babe, I can fix that, more than enough to go around.