Horney, Homely Humans

[Sparky Kronkite]

No sex for homely humans -

Theory: Considering that beauty is in the eye of the beholder - and in our time the beholder seems the be the Advertising Industry - and considering genetics and the luck of the draw - some use are blessed with better looks - others are not so lucky.

Lately I've been spotting what I believe to be a trend in what I'd loosely refer to as (because I'm no professional on this sort of stuff) a common tie between - LOOKS - SELF-IMAGE - PERSONAL CONFIDENCE - LIBIDO - SEXUAL OVERTNESS - and in the end - SEXUAL SATISFACTION.

The Swingers I see placing ads on the internet, putting their pics in the ads - for the most part they are pretty good looking folks - even the heavier, even the elderly voyagers - pretty good looking. There are some exceptions of course but for the most part, by and large, male and female, on a scale of 1 to 10 - most of them rate at least 5's or better.

No duh Sparky! Right? Of course, but… but… but -

I've just now begun looking the other direction, back down past the 5's. I'm concerned about the 2's, 3's and 4's and Lord knows, what about the 1's?

It's my theory that these folks have very little sex. The common tie, the chain that links good looks to a healthy sex life - it works in reverse too. Highly logical. No duh again Sparky.

But… but… but…

What can be done about it? Why can't ugly people have good sex too? Everyone should have good sex. There should be on premise Swing Clubs for ugly people. There should be WebSites for Swinging Uglies. No 5's to 10's allowed. Well generally that is - I guess if good looking folks "got off" on ugly folks that would be okay - but the idea here is to get the homely folks laid.

Ugly people need loving too. And in lea of love - they'll take some hot nasty sex.

 

[Adoratrice]

hey Sparky....you use AFF right? Look me up and tell me what I rate...just so I know what clubs to apply to.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay, A

Is your handle here the same there? Did I mention we used AFF? Or did you simply find us there?

 

[Adoratrice]

same one...I think I saw it here?? maybe ...who are you there?...hurry along now I've got my application all filled out except for that rating bit.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

10!!!!!!!!

What happened to photo #1? My wife loves lefties!!!

 

[Adoratrice]

WooooHooooo...oh wait that means I don't get to join the new clubs ..damn. Oh well. I decided I didn't like the first one and havn't had an inclination to replace it yet...mainly cause I spend what little free time I have here!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well -

You (and lefty) would be welcome in our club anytime.

If'n yer ever in NYC - ya got our number - and remember, we've got the Sybian too.

And - am looking forward to the resur-erection or photo #1. Maybe 3, 4 and 5 too.

 

[Adoratrice]

psstt Sparky...you didn't tell me the name.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

littlejesus

I've had a penchant for Big Fucking Jesus (the name of one of my former bands) for years but it's a bet terse - so I humbled it.

 

[Adoratrice]

oops sorry ..I just checked my mail.silly me.

 

[Bobtoad777]

a post all about me {homely, horny human} how thoughtful.

on a 1-10 scale i have been know to rate as high as a negative 3

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah -

Actually forgot I did that - let me know what you think - know the obvious - too long - but it serves a very valid, time saving purpose - those who get through it show us two things - a sense of humor and that they "actually can" read. As you well aware - many there can't.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Toad... Toad... Toad...

Even Jerry Mathers look alikes rate higher than -3.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I wish i was a jerry look alike i am something much much worse

http://www.geocities.com/bobtoad777 brace your self its a scary image

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Sorry Toad Boy...

If you believ'th the shit'th you spew'th - yer one twisted MF. Jerry Mathers looks like uber dork compared to you.

Ladies, ladies, calling all ladies - if you might stumble upon this thread - check it out - rate Toad Boy here and compare him to Jerry Mathers.

Is he full of do do - or what?

 

[Bobtoad777]

if i was a good looking guy why arent the women drawing to me like flys in reality, its easy enough for a gal to say something about a guy online but once in reality, a nice looking nice guy is not what they want.

at least not where i live most girls want a guy 20-30 years older then them taht will treat them like dog crap. so at any rate. i would have to change my whole persoanlity and wait anther 20 years before the girsl here would look at me and give me a second thought.

and i aint changing into an abusive asshole just to get laid.

if some one can tell me a location where girls like nice guys that will be caring sensitive and kind, let me know cause i have lived in 8 of the 10 provinces in canada and nice guys arent what they are looking for up here.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Dude -

The main reason you're not getting laid is - you think you're a minus 3. And if women your age like older men - you should be aiming at younger women.

When I was in High School I had a problem - physical immaturity (I continue today with mental immaturity but that's different) I mean I was/am genetically predisposed to be well behind my same age peers in - body hair, testicle size and over all looks - I looked (and still do) well behind my actual age. You can imagine the girls my age (girls do mature earlier than males) looked like Playboy goddesses and I looked like an 11 year old boy - but I was 16 and driving. You think I dated? You think the girls were after me? You think I felt comfortable? Well I did have a few dates - some girls thought I was cute. And I minded younger girls too - usually a couple to three years behind me. Later in life all this shit worked out very well for me - a relatively mature mind in a younger body can nail many a 20 something babe.

Healthy self image - tactical targeting - patience. You'll get laid. Hang in there.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Heh ugly people have sex because they must be! And beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Alot of my boyfriend were not the best looking but it was the person they were that I was drawn too. Who knows maybe what you think are ugly people are having better sex then you. How would you know???

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I don't know -

That's my point. I don't see them in the bars, don't see them in the Swing clubs, don't even see them holding hands, don't see them in Web ads. I don't see them. They're hiding. I want to create an atmosphere, a place, where they can all cum together.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Maybe they are not hiding maybe they are hold up somewhere getting more sex then us. LOL Ever think of it that way?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Maybe...

I guess I just wanna watch.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Like I said good luck they are to busy in the bedroom to answer the phone or get on the computer. LOL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But I'd pay 'em...

You know that old B&W movie/documentary "Freaks" - I'd make a modern day hard, XXX porno - using the same kinds of folks. It would make a fortune. Title it: Freaky, But Ugly. Or: Strange Appendage Sex. Or: Confessions of a Quad Gigolo. Or: The Attack of the Two Headed Lesbians (Can you imagine the oral scenes?) Or: Wheelchair Orgies Vol. 1 Or: Twisted Dwarf Gang Bangs.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Your one sick puppy! LOL

 

[Bobtoad777]

well if i go and take good ole sparkys advice of going after a younger gal i would have to become a pedophile.

cause i am 25 and the maturity range is somthing like women are 7 years more mature than a man so that would be 18 or younger

and i dont feel like jail time for sex no matter how great sex is