Hormones? PMS? Mad Cow Disease? Don't read if you are easily offended.

[CreamyLady]

I hate being a bitch. I took that test and I'm only about a 31% bitch, but the 79% niceness is eroding rapidly.

Here goes: Right now, I dislike most of you. I really do. I don't know why it bothers me; I'm certainly willing to blame myself. However, right now I find the vast majority of you to be the most childish, selfish, rude, and nasty individuals I've ever encountered. You have a mob mentality, to boot.

Now that I've got that off my chest, I think I'm going to take a vacation. I'll be back when my hormones stabilize.

 

[OUTSIDER]

BYEEEEE.........

 

[Cheyenne]

Okay, what did I miss this time? Who pissed in her corn flakes? Fess up!

 

[DriveSouth]

CreamyLady

First things first ...

Your name has got to be the best/most erotic/classy names on the whole damn board. At once it brings to mind a sophistication and erotism that is - in my little feeble mind anyway - perfectly arousing.

Having said all that -

Do you know why the Doctor who discovered PMS named it that?



Caution: Punch Line ahead -



Because Mad Cow Disease was taken!


Just a joke at your expense there sweetie. *wink*


And not all of us are as you described, take me for example.

 

[Ambrosious]

Cheyenne

Wait,

Y'all get cornflakes?


Damn...just damn.

 

[Cheyenne]

I wasn't going to do it, but if I don't, I'm sure Never will point it out to me and I'll never live it down.

31% bitch plus 79% nice adds up to a 110% woman. I wouldn't lower the bitch side, so you must have meant 69% nice.

 

[Madame Pandora]

So...

Does this mean I can hand off the ranting shrew baton, or am I still stuck with that?

MP

 

[Dillinger]

I've got the rant part down pat! Now if I could only figure out how to be shrewish? But then, if I did, I'm sure someone would decide that it's there destiny to tame me. Fuck that.

 

[Patryn]

It's not you, it's me. No, seriously. At times, I can be as much a part of the problem as I can the solution. And sometimes, shit, most of the time, I agree with you.

 

[Flaming Love Goddess]

What's up?

Is this just pms or what? I havent' been here very long and everyone is leaving, bitching and moody. What's up with that?

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Here's my opinion.

I think the problem, FLG, is the current crowd.

They are, as CL said, mean and rude and uncaring of other people's feelings. (Yes Sparky, some people do have feelings and it's not up to you to tell them how they should feel).

I don't like a whole lot of the people on here, but I ignore them. I'm sure a whole lot of people on here don't really care for me either, but they just ignore me so I don't know. And I like it that way. I don't get hurt, they don't get hurt. Just because I don't like someone doesn't mean I have to make their unhappiness on the BB the sole purpose of my Lit-existence.

Take Patryn's case for example. WHO THE HELL CARES IF SHE WAS RAVEN OR LEAH OR GUH!! OR WHOEVER! Leave her alone. Even if she was (which I tend to think she wasn't), then so what? Did she do anything to you personally? Most of you can answer "No" so GET THE FUCK ON WITH YOUR LIVES. And if she did offend you, then ignore her. It's as simple as that. Life goes on people, believe it or not, so just live and let live.

And then, on top of the meanness FLG, there seems to be lack of intelligence on the board nowadays. I don't think I have to elaborate here--it's pretty obvious. I agree the topics can be fun every now and then, but some of them are just down right stupid--not worth the time to read, much less respond. And then, as if the stupid topic threads weren't enough, a whole lot of them are SPAM. I thought we all said we didn't want SPAM on the BB... so why is every other thread a forward that I've gotten in my email a thousand times?

Do I contradict myself by writing this post?

Very well then, let me contradict myself. If it helps the board then it will be well worth my time.

 

[Dillinger]

Amen, SeXy ReDHeD

 

[Madame Pandora]

Amen, SeXy ReDHeD

FYI Dillinger,

"Amen" doesn't get you into the ranting shrew club ;P

LOL

MP

 

[Dillinger]

*lol*

Actually - should have qualified that "Amen" in the first place.

Amen to who cares who is who.

Amen to "Life goes on people, believe it or not, so just live and let live."

As far as topics, thread subjects, etc... who cares to that either? I'll contribute to the ones that interest me, ignore the others.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: What's up?

Is this just pms or what? I havent' been here very long and everyone is leaving, bitching and moody. What's up with that?

It's a cycle, Flaming. The Board has been doing this from the beginning. It goes from bitchy to silly to sexy to everyone leaving to conspiracy theories galore to rudeness to joy over someone's wedding to troll attacks to intelligent debate. Every month it's different, and every month it's the same. People do leave, but they are always replaced by more people. For every one person who has taken his football and gone home he's been replaced by at least twenty perfectly nice people.

Stick around. There are plenty of people who post regularly here who are lurking, just waiting for the currrent whine cycle to wind down.

 

[Guest]

Right now I dislike most of you. I really do. I don't know why it bothers me; I'm certainly willing to blame myself. However, right now I find the vast majority of you to be the most childish, selfish, rude, and nasty individuals I've ever encountered. You have a mob mentality, to boot.

Heehee. That's the best paragraph I've read on this board in months. Can anyone honestly say they've read anything more honest and heartfelt than that in recent weeks? It doesn't matter whether you agree with the sentiment or not (I don't think that I do) but you can tell that CL genuinely means it at this moment in time.

More! More!

 

[Bushido71XS]

Not to make light of the situation.......

Wait,

Y'all get cornflakes?


Damn...just damn.

Waaahhhh! I wanted AppleJacks!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

You're sexy when you're bitchy anyway. I hear sex helps with the PMS thing but damn, all those time zones just fuck everything up.

Anyway, so what, you aren't a paragon of perfection. You are your own person, you don't let the herd sway you from your convictions, even though we get roasted on the stake as those bitchy witches who have nothing better to do than pick on poor innocent people who just want to have fun because, for godsakes, it's just a porn site! You have human strengths and human weakness and you're all woman.

You go girl. Be bitchy, it's your right, after all, it's just a porn site and you can post anything you want.

 

[Whispersecret]

Hey, speak for yourself, KM! I'm a Pound Puppy, not a witch. LOL.

CL, we'd miss you.

 

[CreamyLady]

After a bunch of peanut M&Ms, three cups of chamomile tea and three glasses of merlot, I'm more or less stable. It's nice to know that I'd be missed, especially by people who are important to me, but I'm not leaving permanently (sorry, DCL -- I'll be back. I thought you WOULDN'T post, so I would have a perfect record of being ignored by you. Shit; foiled again.).

I'm still feeling bitchy, though, and am off to kick something or somebody (not small; that would be mean. I'm in a mood to eviscerate Godzilla). See you all later.