Horizontal relationships (sigh)

[sun_sea_sky]

So I get this email (in part):

I wanna meet u man and I want to meet youIthink that you are hot and I wanna know u better.
...
maybe we will like each other so much that we would like to make our relationships into horizontal ...

And no, I didn't mis-type that. Apparently "youIthink" is some sort of word.

So, there's a free plot device for everyone. Try to get a horizontal relationship into your next story.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

As opposed to one basically strictly on vertical sex?

 

[TxRad]

Horizontal? vertical?

How about diagonal? The best of both worlds. So bend them over and....

 

[lovecraft68]

Horizontal can be fun, but vertical rules, in the shower, up against a wall, against the side of a trailer in a truck stop, against another man as helps hold up the girl in between.....

Whoa, need to stop that.

Wasn't there a song or movie where someone called it the Horizontal Bop?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Horizontal? vertical?

How about diagonal? The best of both worlds. So bend them over and....

soixante-neuf?

 

[annanova]

Wasn't there a song or movie where someone called it the Horizontal Bop?

That does sound familiar.

 

[2981notrohrm]

This thread is blatant discrimination against perpendicular couples, damn it!

Perpendicular, of course, referring to a guy flat on his back while a kneeling woman rides his cock. You could even make it an open box by putting another girl to ride the guy's mouth.

Close the boc and make it a triangle if you like girl-on-girl tongue-wrestling at the same time.

What kind of shapes and directions can we think of for sex?

 

[Brandie69]

Well, the real challenge, for you sci-fi writers: four-dimensional.

 

[TxRad]

Well, the real challenge, for you sci-fi writers: four-dimensional.

Four dimensions ain't a problem. Just put it in the group category.

 

[desertslave]

I always thought skewed was very challenging but oh-so-hot!

 

[damppanties]

I always thought skewed was very challenging but oh-so-hot!

I read that as skewered.

And it kind of made sense in my head too.

 

[desertslave]

I read that as skewered.

And it kind of made sense in my head too.

Heehee, that absolutely works, too!

 

[Handley_Page]

Horizontal can be fun, but vertical rules, in the shower, up against a wall, against the side of a trailer in a truck stop, against another man as helps hold up the girl in between.....

Whoa, need to stop that.

Wasn't there a song or movie where someone called it the Horizontal Bop?

Nearest I can come up with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akZm0rU-UnE

 

[R. Richard]

Wasn't there a song or movie where someone called it the Horizontal Bop?

A Bob Seeger song.

The Horizontal Bop