"Hop-A-Long Peter"

[LeahLo519]

The pornshop I went to with my SO the other day was having some sort of special on these little guys...buy one and get a penis straw free, so of course I went for it and I must say it was the best $2 I ever spent. It's just a little plastic wind-up toy in the shape of a penis head and it has a little platform that is springloaded so it hops around. Never laughed so hard in my life.

 

[hydrex]

girls. anything for a laugh.

 

[LOST&FOUND]

girls. anything for a laugh.

Pfft, I know.

 

[hydrex]

Pfft, I know.

Shit wind me up and my penis will hop up and down too.

 

[LeahLo519]

Oh come on...it's brilliant! Really!

 

[Telafio]

Oh come on...it's brilliant! Really!

How many times do you have to rewind before it gets you off?

 

[LOST&FOUND]

Shit wind me up and my penis will hop up and down too.

Where would they put the key?

 

[LeahLo519]

How many times do you have to rewind before it gets you off?

I don't think this little thing is capable of that. He's for entertainment purposes only, but that's good enough for me. My sides still hurt.

 

[DevilishTexan]

THATS what that was in that picture Leah.

 

[Telafio]

I don't think this little thing is capable of that. He's for entertainment purposes only, but that's good enough for me. My sides still hurt.

I'm sure I overheard my last gf saying that to her best friend.

 

[Guest]

If thats all it takes to get a woman in bed.

 

[LeahLo519]

THATS what that was in that picture Leah.

LMAO

If only anyone else knew, that would be the post of the day, no contest!

LOL

 

[mrmgp]

The pornshop I went to with my SO the other day was having some sort of special on these little guys...buy one and get a penis straw free, so of course I went for it and I must say it was the best $2 I ever spent. It's just a little plastic wind-up toy in the shape of a penis head and it has a little platform that is springloaded so it hops around. Never laughed so hard in my life.

I wonder if there's someone out there in a garage somewhere with an acetylene torch and an arc welder making a ten-foot hopping cock.

 

[LeahLo519]

I'm sure I overheard my last gf saying that to her best friend.

"That's what SHE said."

Hehe, good one.

 

[LeahLo519]

I wonder if there's someone out there in a garage somewhere with an acetylene torch and an arc welder making a ten-foot hopping cock.

Gah...I hope not.

 

[Telafio]

"That's what SHE said."

Hehe, good one.

She never did like my pizza either.

 

[LOST&FOUND]

I wonder if there's someone out there in a garage somewhere with an acetylene torch and an arc welder making a ten-foot hopping cock.

Now I know how I will spend the rest of my summer vacation.

 

[LeahLo519]

She never did like my pizza either.

Well then she wasn't worth the effort.

 

[mrmgp]

Gah...I hope not.

Yeah, but think how God damned funny it would be to see it in action! Better than a life-size Transformer.

 

[hydrex]

Where would they put the key?

In my ass of course, I need some stimulation too ya know.

 

[mrmgp]

Now I know how I will spend the rest of my summer vacation.

I keep picturing this metallic monstrosity that looks like it just stepped out of an adult version of Wild, Wild West.

 

[LeahLo519]

Yeah, but think how God damned funny it would be to see it in action! Better than a life-size Transformer.

You're right, of course. But then again, I laugh whenever I see a mishapen cucumber.

 

[LOST&FOUND]

I keep picturing this metallic monstrosity that looks like it just stepped out of an adult version of Wild, Wild West.

It would be bad ass, all shiny and metallic, with a seat for me to ride on as I pop down to the shops.

 

[mrmgp]

It would be bad ass, all shiny and metallic, with a seat for me to ride on as I pop down to the shops.

Damn it. Just sprayed Coke on my keyboard. Through my nose.

That was just too funny a mental image! Can you imagine handing the keys to the valet parking guys when you go to a restaurant? Pulling up to the drive-thru window at Burger King? Filling out the regristration forms with DMV?

 

[LeahLo519]

Damn it. Just sprayed Coke on my keyboard. Through my nose.

That was just too funny a mental image! Can you imagine handing the keys to the valet parking guys when you go to a restaurant? Pulling up to the drive-thru window at Burger King? Filling out the regristration forms with DMV?

I was thinking of the car wash actually.