HOOTERS take to the air in Kansas!

[SINthysist]

Restaurant chain Hooters, which features busty young ladies in tight shirts and shorts, is buying the assets of bankrupt KC-based Vanguard Airlines and are hinting they are going to keep the corporate theme...

Yea! NO MORE STEWARDS!

...and flights will have LOTS of Buffalo Wings!

 

[SpiceCake]

All the News that Fit to Print

Someone read their Sunday morning paper it seems! Mine has yet to arrive.

Thanks for the updates! I think

 

[SINthysist]

It's big news here because it's local, but the thought of those hooters girls, a long flight, drinks, wings, re-runs of classic footbal games instead of movies, man, damn, damn, man, , I'll buy TICKETS! Talk about frequent flyer miles, while they'll have to pry me out of the seat, dagnabit, cause it's gonna be HARD enough to stand as it is...

 

[SpiceCake]

HOOTERS

Damn! You're easy to please!

 

[SINthysist]

But, I want the cockpit door SEALED!

Too distracting to the pilots otherwise!

I want their head(s) focused on flying, not the mile high masturbating club's antics.

I'd fly the Redeye!

Hooters International, for the sleep-over flights...

 

[SpiceCake]

HOOTERS

Speak for yourself about the sealed cockpit! I want to see those pilots with their bare chests, tight pants, and little bowties! I think I'll ask for the full COCKpit tour!

"Excuse me, Miss!"

 

[SINthysist]

See that's the problem. I don't want to be on a plane that's SURE TO GO DOWN, baybee...

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Don't HOOTERS girls have COCKpits too?

 

[Soblue]

Interesting...

This would be sure to distract me from my fear of flying.

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: HOOTERS

Speak for yourself about the sealed cockpit! I want to see those pilots with their bare chests, tight pants, and little bowties!

Pardon me, miss, but I think you're looking for Air Chippendales down on concourse F.

 

[WaxNWane]

Annnnd they save on life vests for the stewardesses.

Ba-dum-dum.

 

[SINthysist]

Chipp Air!

meet Hooters Air...

T&A Airlines!