Hooray for Admiral Akbar!

[Rhys]

Boy those Mon Calamari know how to kick some Empire ass!

 

[Rhys]

I can see the Star Wars fans have left the building.

 

[Xstatic]

I can see the Star Wars fans have left the building.

Not at all - just wondering at the significance...

Mind you, he DID have Wedge Antilles & the Rogues watching his ass...

 

[Guest]

Boy those Mon Calamari know how to kick some Empire ass!

ya but look at the ships that got blown away

 

[Rhys]

Not at all - just wondering at the significance...

Mind you, he DID have Wedge Antilles & the Rogues watching his ass...

Who said anything I ever posted had any significance or relevance to anything remotely on topic anywhere?

 

[Rhys]

absurdism at its finest.

 

[Guest]

absurdism at its finest.

Space the final frontier
These are the voyages
of the Starship Enterprise

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Space the final frontier
These are the voyages
of the Starship Enterprise

What would have happened if Luke Skywalker battled Captain Kirk?

Would the Force have triumphed, or would Mr. Scott have gotten the transporter repaired in time to beam Luke into some nova star somewhere?

Dammit, I need to know this.

 

[Cleopatra]

Would the Force have triumphed, or would Mr. Scott have gotten the transporter repaired in time to beam Luke into some nova star somewhere?

Dammit, I need to know this.

I think the more pertinent question is:

Whay aren't *more* people transported into Supernovas?

 

[Guest]

What would have happened if Luke Skywalker battled Captain Kirk?

Would the Force have triumphed, or would Mr. Scott have gotten the transporter repaired in time to beam Luke into some nova star somewhere?

Dammit, I need to know this.

of course Mr. Scott would have the transporter repaired in time to send Luke to a Supernova

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I think the more pertinent question is:

Whay aren't *more* people transported into Supernovas?

"Captain...I canna shoot the whool population into yon Nova."

"The dilithium crystals just woont take it."

 

[Cleopatra]

"Captain...I canna shoot the whool population into yon Nova."

"The dilithium crystals just woont take it."

"Don't be such a ... (dramatic pause) wuss, Mr. Scott."

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

of course Mr. Scott would have the transporter repaired in time to send Luke to a Supernova

Yeah, but what about the force?


Dammit, Luke would feel what was coming, fire two proton torpedos and the Enterprise would go up in a cloud of radioactive particles.

But then, Mr. Scott ALWAYS gets the transporter to work.

See, its one a them unanswerable questions. Kinda like the nature of God, or when is the next time I'm gonna get laid.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

"Don't be such a ... (dramatic pause) wuss, Mr. Scott."

Easy for you to say. You aren't at ground zero when the crystals fail and send the ship zooming to the edge of the galaxy.

Jesus. Think about it. Life without pizza.

 

[Cleopatra]

Easy for you to say. You aren't at ground zero when the crystals fail and send the ship zooming to the edge of the galaxy.

Jesus. Think about it. Life without pizza.

You're such a fatalist. You *know* it's all going to work out.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

You're such a fatalist. You *know* it's all going to work out.

Exactly. Its fucking boring. Unless you are one of the crew with no name. Then you know you are going to die.

Make sure your will is done before you beam down to that planet "Dominos" to pick up the 50 large pepperoni pizzas Uhura ordered over the sub space radio..

 

[Cleopatra]

Exactly. Its fucking boring. Unless you are one of the crew with no name. Then you know you are going to die.

Make sure your will is done before you beam down to that planet "Dominos" to pick up the 50 large pepperoni pizzas Uhura ordered over the sub space radio..

Alternatively, when you see you're the only one going, fake an injury.

 

[Lost Cause]

The Red Shirts always die.........

Even on the South Park episode with the stranded school bus.
In the 'Star' fight club, is Luke pre-ObiWan? If so, Kirk would make him his Nurse Chapel!
Admiral Akbar was the only fleet officer that recognized the Death Star's shield generator was still working, and yelled, "It's a trap!" He is a hero.

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